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Description "I'm a Vegetable Rights Activist....except for the potato, they can't feel anything." - Jim Gaffigan

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Demon242 [2014-10-07 00:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Vegan: "Eating meat is wrong! It's cruel to animals." 
Me: "You want to know what I think is cruel? Eating all the veges those animals need for food so they all die of starvation." 

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KohoNoHito In reply to Demon242 [2015-04-24 14:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Or they'll die in torture, so you could eat their bodies and think how well you're doing to the veges.

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SandyBever [2013-08-11 12:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Go Vegan!

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mdude009 [2012-11-16 04:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Vegans: "Eating meat is wrong! You wouldn't eat a person would you?"

Me: "Fuck you! I would if I could!"

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Karoliniita In reply to mdude009 [2013-12-13 15:18:42 +0000 UTC]

fuck you you fucking canibal! xD

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Lyly-HederaF [2012-10-12 10:22:18 +0000 UTC]

damned caricatures. with people like you we aren't done with our problems...

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Lyra-Elante [2012-09-24 07:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I love eating vegans. They're delicious :3

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OliKan [2012-02-09 00:54:48 +0000 UTC]

I wondered if vegetables have already struggled and cried in pain while being hanging from the ceiling with its throat open...

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SundaeSurprise In reply to OliKan [2013-08-06 20:29:45 +0000 UTC]

its worse, its the silence that is really inhuman. I'm being serious.

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DarkAngel343 [2012-02-02 06:56:05 +0000 UTC]

love it

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Scara161 [2011-04-06 22:19:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh I love it^^

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IceClanWolfWarrior [2010-10-14 23:58:01 +0000 UTC]

hahaha those poor potatoes!!

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iamganontheumbreon [2010-07-18 03:09:08 +0000 UTC]

this one of the very few vegan jokes that arent funny or offensive XD

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Balmung6 In reply to iamganontheumbreon [2010-07-18 20:25:29 +0000 UTC]

xD

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iamganontheumbreon In reply to iamganontheumbreon [2010-07-18 03:09:44 +0000 UTC]

*are

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GemzLuvsMusic [2010-01-15 02:07:40 +0000 UTC]

whats vagasil?

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spellwing777 In reply to GemzLuvsMusic [2010-02-21 23:32:00 +0000 UTC]

A common female product but can also be used to describe a needed item by a male OR female. If someone is cranky or whiny, you can say that they need some vagasil to make them feel better. In this context, they might be saying that the 'whiny pussies' vegans need to take a chill pill. Preferably in a tasty, salad dressing-like form all over their mountains of lettuce and chunks of tofu.

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Buttercats In reply to spellwing777 [2010-07-02 09:27:23 +0000 UTC]

Nice of you to generalize. Man, I don't know any vegans like that. Maybe you have just met some awful people. Keep an open mind.

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spellwing777 In reply to Buttercats [2010-07-07 02:48:45 +0000 UTC]

I have; my neighbor is one (she feeds me all the time and her food is FANTASTICAL) I was explaining what the meaning was from the picture and what kind of tone they were going for.

By the way, this may not translate into text real well, but I was being sarcastic. This is a post of funny, nothing in here is serious in no way, scheme, or form.

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ashleycambra [2009-12-11 19:17:38 +0000 UTC]

I love Jim, forever and ever.

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AzraelleWormser [2009-12-06 05:08:57 +0000 UTC]

"I don't like meat, I just like to call meat late at night and hang up. Does meat ever talk about me?"

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Balmung6 In reply to AzraelleWormser [2009-12-07 05:04:32 +0000 UTC]

"I ain't missin' you at all!"

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Ninjakenji [2009-12-01 10:37:26 +0000 UTC]

I dont get it?

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xToDrunkToFish [2009-04-12 03:49:31 +0000 UTC]

I always ask Vegans if they want some vagasil with their salad.

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Balmung6 In reply to xToDrunkToFish [2009-04-12 04:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Ouch, xD

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