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Problem Solved

It sounds funny because the God debate is often portrayed as such a profound and insoluble riddle. But if you actually do Google it, you’ll find plenty of articles about untestable hypotheses, anecdotal evidence, Ockham’s Razor, and other useful info about how to evaluate claims, as well as info about evolution, cosmology, particle physics, and other relevant subjects. (I’ve even written a few myself.) Sure, you’ll also find websites like Answers in Genesis, but if you read everything that’s available, you’ll understand why it’s not called Correct Answers in Genesis.

So if anybody asks you why it’s irrational to believe in God, you can just tell them to Google it. And if they accuse you of naively oversimplifying a complex issue, just direct them here.

Examples of useful info that can be found by anyone who is genuinely inquisitive:

Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1)
God is Imaginary
Why Won’t God Heal Amputees
Skyhooks and Cranes
Unfalsifiable claims
Ockham’s Razor
The Best Case For God: Refuted
The Euthyphro Dilemma
Abiogenesis
An article about how to look for intelligent design, with links to lists of embarrassing counterexamples to intelligent design.
A Universe from Nothing

For more religious humor, check out

My Religion
The Bible Says God Doesn’t Exist.

And…



is religiously metaphorical by ~BlueMeadow193 .
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Comments: 1044

Swintker In reply to ??? [2020-05-27 07:49:27 +0000 UTC]

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The-Mind-District [2015-10-29 01:42:57 +0000 UTC]

  it must be the true sense the internet was made by man...just like they say god is.

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Revival-Tom [2015-06-24 13:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Google is not an authority on God.  But every true born-again believer like myself is an authority of God's existence because we know He lives in us.  And God loves you enough that He is right next to you dealing with you.  In the end--you will either accept Christ as your Savior before you die, or you will die in your sins and end up in Hell for eternity with no escape.

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tomboyishasheck In reply to Revival-Tom [2017-05-30 02:09:05 +0000 UTC]

I agree. Everyone has their believes, and that is good. No one really knows what happens when you die, but I believe that there is a heaven waiting for me. No one has to agree with me, but that's what I believe.

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Xenomaster In reply to tomboyishasheck [2018-03-16 12:52:37 +0000 UTC]

It's a joke on how Christians use the bible to prove god

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GodsofWarAndRock In reply to Revival-Tom [2016-12-01 02:39:16 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y201Qz…

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Xenomaster In reply to Revival-Tom [2016-06-05 12:26:02 +0000 UTC]

Can you prove Google wrong?

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ImbecileMutt [2014-06-17 20:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Crying from laughing. 

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Pencil-Dragon [2013-10-06 15:55:13 +0000 UTC]

You have not proven that God does not exist, you have just proven that Google is God! All hail Google! He that knoweth all things! XD

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Xenomaster In reply to Pencil-Dragon [2018-03-16 12:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Blasphemer, everyone knows the true religion is Popeyeism!

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Julesworld99 [2013-08-16 00:37:26 +0000 UTC]

That And The Bible Itself Says He Doesn't Exist

Suck A Cock Rabid Christians

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Loth-Eth [2013-06-19 02:28:04 +0000 UTC]

There is no god, Evolution is real, I hate and depise religion. Charles Darwin and Evolution rules, and religions sucks

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PuppySocks [2013-06-15 22:02:27 +0000 UTC]

xD
This is great.

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LittleKidsin [2013-06-13 11:06:09 +0000 UTC]

My god, all these haters! it's just a friggin joke :-/
Very funny btw, it made me laugh C-B

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BatmanWithBunnyEars In reply to LittleKidsin [2013-06-14 00:47:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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ponyboy2012 [2013-04-27 15:50:04 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS DUMB

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DemonicFury5678 In reply to ponyboy2012 [2022-07-09 00:30:14 +0000 UTC]

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Xenomaster In reply to ponyboy2012 [2018-03-16 12:53:51 +0000 UTC]

It's a joke. About how Christians use the Bible to "prove god"

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DanVzare [2013-04-26 11:20:54 +0000 UTC]

If there is a god, then life must be a game. Which if you think about it, makes sense. Why else would such weird and random things happen unless by coincidence or a snotty little kid having a laugh.

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artisticsystem In reply to DanVzare [2013-04-29 04:07:21 +0000 UTC]

See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools? Dancing strings around us making all these silly rules.. see how he looks down on us like we are acting out a show Ha! Life is just a game.
Lyrics from " jinsei game' by hatsune miku.

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DanVzare In reply to artisticsystem [2013-04-29 12:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, I love Jinsei, most notably Daibakushou Jinsei Gekijou - Ooedo Nikki for the Snes. Couldn't understand a word of it, but the pictures were quite self explanatory.

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artisticsystem In reply to DanVzare [2013-04-29 19:12:54 +0000 UTC]

never heard of those.

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DanVzare In reply to artisticsystem [2013-04-30 13:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Those? I named one Jinsai game for the snes. You were the one who mentioned a song about Jinsai, which had words which described the game, so I assumed you knew what it was.

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artisticsystem In reply to DanVzare [2013-04-30 18:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Oops no sorry ^^""
The song in Japanese translated is " the game of life. By hatsune miku.."
I was referencing that.

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DanVzare In reply to artisticsystem [2013-05-01 10:25:29 +0000 UTC]

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TheTimeVortex [2013-04-08 14:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Oooooooh Nooooo....
LOOK OUT EVERYONE! THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOTTA HATER COMMENTS ON HERE!

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MyWorldInABottle [2013-03-26 16:44:52 +0000 UTC]

Your a little biased... that's not exactly how research works... -_-

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Xenomaster In reply to MyWorldInABottle [2018-03-16 12:54:15 +0000 UTC]

You know what a joke is, right?

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DA28 [2012-12-22 23:48:01 +0000 UTC]

looks like google is a some thing ,like every one in the planet googleing today.take care

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breadstiix [2012-11-23 20:12:17 +0000 UTC]

lol freaking google solves everything

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Skihaas1 [2012-09-18 22:22:21 +0000 UTC]

Creation dot com is the best, makes this deviation pretty null and void actually, google that instead, evolution is a joke actually, lots of good science with horrid conclusions, don't believe me just go to site...

God is real, you will find this out soon enough

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zarhx In reply to Skihaas1 [2013-01-10 05:10:10 +0000 UTC]

People who say evolution is a joke almost always simply don't get it. It's people who are trying WAY too hard to disprove real facts just because it makes their religion look retarded.

Christianity slows the progression of humanity.

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RMXTrailMix In reply to zarhx [2013-04-22 08:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Atheism has done no better; just look at the mess it made of the USSR - a model atheist utopia.

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Skihaas1 In reply to zarhx [2013-01-10 15:27:57 +0000 UTC]

Did you ever try the site creation.com? You just might change your mind.

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zarhx In reply to Skihaas1 [2013-01-11 00:00:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I have, and no, it won't.

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BatmanWithBunnyEars In reply to Skihaas1 [2012-09-24 01:59:43 +0000 UTC]

I already covered the possibility of finding creationist websites in the description. You should check out the link on intelligent design to see the flaws in the idea that we were created by a perfect being.

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SkyFire2008 [2012-09-13 19:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol, nice one!

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fuchsiapeixes [2012-08-19 12:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Alot of people will be offended by this, and that's sort of obvious. Maybe you should think how this will make others feel.

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QuiteLoner [2012-08-04 18:06:28 +0000 UTC]

-_-" so if Google said to kill your self would you?

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zarhx In reply to QuiteLoner [2013-03-20 07:26:45 +0000 UTC]

What a stupid fucking comment.

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kazkox In reply to zarhx [2013-04-21 14:50:30 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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FunkyJesusMusic [2012-07-30 02:00:36 +0000 UTC]

So Google is the answer to all life questions? Oh so if Google says to jump off that 1,000ft bridge then we might as well do it!

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starcat72 In reply to FunkyJesusMusic [2013-03-03 06:52:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah, and if the Bible tells you to keep slaves then that's fine as well! *rolls eyes*

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Derpylovesyou [2012-07-26 22:15:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This was funny Im a christian and all but... i think some times people that are different religions need to lighten up. HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! life is to short

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SocioKatz [2012-07-12 06:09:07 +0000 UTC]

XD Google it. Nice one dude and i'm a christian myself
My reason to be christian (not the asshole throat shoving ones)is because of my loving Grandma,She make's God more real and believable than any pastor's and Religious fanatic,Holy bible itself combine! XD
Great Job ^^

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caughtindaisies [2012-07-02 04:32:01 +0000 UTC]

i love how you take serious stuff and make it funny and actually enjoyable to talk about lol.

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DougFromFinance [2012-07-01 17:49:47 +0000 UTC]

All I can say on the matter is that truth, real absolute truth, is extremely hard to find, digest and make the most of. Not that I agree or disagree with your original statement(as I don't really care) but all I can say is I hope at the end of the day most people don't take what they search on google as absolute truth. All in all I appreciate the the flood of comments that have ensued. Interesting to see how people agree/disagree and how they arrive at their conclusions. Good shit.

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Marko-Poko [2012-06-30 05:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Somebody's gotta critique this from an artistic point. The inking on the letters is uneven, you should have used a ruler. The coloring on the Google could be a little more solid. You seem to have used 3 different fonts; I think that may have been a typographic no no. Hope this helps. (Yes, I am joking)

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bendytooth [2012-06-27 22:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! you know if it's on the internet, it HAS to be true!

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PassionA [2012-06-26 06:34:29 +0000 UTC]

oh goodness! very funny darling.
and that's coming from a religious person.

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