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ITSMEITSME [2017-06-07 12:34:57 +0000 UTC]
ย ftg c'est des m end รจms
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sonofpanforestwalker [2015-08-11 23:58:32 +0000 UTC]
I would put those into a root beer,whipped cream,vanilla ice cream,carmel,chocolate syrup,sprinkles and marshmallows.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย cheers
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TheArtistl0l [2015-03-28 04:52:37 +0000 UTC]
My life! XD
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OmairaAndCairistiona [2013-08-11 06:45:01 +0000 UTC]
I keep trying to argue that chocolate is technically a vegetable but most people won't believe me...
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MarkTheGr8 In reply to OmairaAndCairistiona [2013-08-17 06:35:35 +0000 UTC]
Sugar comes from sugar canes or beets - both plants - which makes it a vegetable.
Coke is mainly made of sugar and water, so it must be healthy.
As you know, the stuff you drunk on in alcohol is ethanol, which is made by fermenting sugars with yeast. And since sugar is a vegetable as previously described, alcohol is a vegetable too.
Tobacco is a vegetable too, as it is most often the leaves that are used, not the seed pods.
So the next time the doctors tell you to get more vegetables (since the green m/m's trick doesn't work then), you just go right ahead and pour yourself a rum and coke while smoking a big fat cigar.
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OmairaAndCairistiona In reply to butterartninja1 [2014-07-21 05:07:54 +0000 UTC]
Was mostly referring to the first part of that post, but thanks for the concern.ย I have so little interest in tobacco and alcohol that, if it were possible, it would be a negative interest.
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butterartninja1 In reply to OmairaAndCairistiona [2014-07-21 15:11:34 +0000 UTC]
I have NO I DEA HOW TO SESPOND but ya you cud die frum tobacco
your lungs get all mesd up you hart is like dead your liver is dieing tobacco is evil and can kill
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OmairaAndCairistiona In reply to butterartninja1 [2014-08-07 02:27:51 +0000 UTC]
See above response...
AND FOR CLARIFICATION:ย Chocolate, sugar, and coke (the soda) as a vegetable.
Again, NOT interested in alcohol or coke...
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Forcedlactationlover [2012-12-20 02:37:56 +0000 UTC]
As a takeoff on dietary advice, this is nearly impossible to beat. Clever, and a great visual pun, as well as totally sabotaging the intent of the original. I LOVE it!
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wdnest [2012-12-03 22:35:24 +0000 UTC]
Wonderful
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2insane [2012-06-23 16:20:09 +0000 UTC]
1600 Fav's! User's of DeviantART! Tell me! Are you SERIOUS?
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BatmanWithBunnyEars In reply to 2insane [2012-06-25 03:44:41 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it really should be up in the 5000's. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously, I understand your frustration. Worse yet, I've seen people retype quotes they stole off the internet in plain B&W type and get even more fave than than this. At least the concept here is original to me.
If it makes you feel any better, I have some works in which I put a great deal of time and effort that have gone relatively ignored.
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LaurelsARainbow [2012-06-18 16:34:47 +0000 UTC]
XD when i was little i always ate all the green m&m's first, i don't know why but it was a little weird quirk of mine teehee
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QuantumInnovator [2012-06-11 11:53:02 +0000 UTC]
This is pretty funny.
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poopee55555 [2012-06-06 19:07:26 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!! XD great excuse!
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Brookie-Pookie [2012-06-03 08:28:17 +0000 UTC]
i need to tell my parents this, yay exuses!
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Ay-El-El-Why [2012-06-01 08:29:22 +0000 UTC]
Oh. They're MnMs. ;-;
:3 Still smart though.
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1w1w [2012-06-01 03:36:19 +0000 UTC]
Made my day!
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StarDreamerAngel [2012-06-01 00:00:15 +0000 UTC]
Lol, nice~ This loophole made my day! XD
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Aggeon [2012-05-31 06:27:01 +0000 UTC]
Hah, my dad always says green foods are all poisonous, so he'd never touch his veggies. He kept that through in adulthood and to this day will pick out all the green M&Ms and throw them away.
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AJBrownDesigns [2012-05-30 21:55:14 +0000 UTC]
they must be the pretzel ones, they get u TRIPPED OUT!
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Oktanas [2012-05-29 15:28:03 +0000 UTC]
nice one
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Grelll [2012-05-29 00:45:11 +0000 UTC]
You need a troll face bro lol! The smartest and wittiest thing I have read! lol
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kori-the-cat [2012-05-28 02:08:35 +0000 UTC]
Yum.
Might I add that this is very clever. I'm crossing my fingers that my doctor tells me to eat more greens next time I go in.
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HarukaFanartFan [2012-05-28 00:23:37 +0000 UTC]
M&Ms! NOMNOMNOM!
It's also funny because I love GREEN! XD
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Burnover [2012-05-27 23:44:23 +0000 UTC]
Reminds me of "Soylent Green" ^^
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katty24fallen [2012-05-27 21:32:57 +0000 UTC]
no problem :3
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Captainblackwing [2012-05-27 17:29:57 +0000 UTC]
Ha! I knew there was a loophole! Now these are greens I can get into!
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ReviantPoemFTL [2012-05-27 16:23:40 +0000 UTC]
(iseewhatyoudidthere)
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alexaioana99 [2012-05-27 11:46:34 +0000 UTC]
M&M'S!!!!!
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Infinite-Carousel [2012-05-27 10:22:44 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for providing an excuse for unhealthy eaters everywhere!
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FedeMidnight [2012-05-27 09:13:45 +0000 UTC]
LOL funny how I'm eating those right now and when I clicked on this deviation I took randomly a green one XD
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