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Published: 2012-02-25 07:06:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 3638; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 69
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Description Fluffiest Nightmare Ever

Ok, ok, Let me explain.

I don’t have dreams often, but when I do, they normally consist of me killing people all assassin-style and or having wild sex. Generally with Ezio. Although Malik and my best friend have both made appearances.

But!

Thanks to my cousin and her baby shower and baby having, my subconscious gave me this.

I had a dream. About having a baby. With Ezio. All new levels of fangirl.

What you don’t understand, is that I am deeply freaked out by the idea of being pregnant. Like skin-crawling, gonna-cry-right-now, worst nightmare.

I COULD FEEL THE LITTLE MONSTER MOVING

Ugh *assumes the fetal position*

So. In my dream. I was trying to hide how freaked out I was about this whole thing, because Ezio was so fucking happy. How could I disappoint him? *sob*
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Comments: 71

Suigitouhime1 [2012-07-07 23:20:59 +0000 UTC]

is it wrong to say i wanna write a fanfic where i get preggo by ezio XDDD

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2012-07-08 01:32:56 +0000 UTC]

It would hardly be the strangest fanfic ever written. And probably not the first of its kind.

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Suigitouhime1 In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-07-08 03:48:01 +0000 UTC]

lol right!! why do our minds give us these thoughts!!! XDDD

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2012-07-08 06:13:48 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know!

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Suigitouhime1 In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-07-08 06:54:54 +0000 UTC]

curse our dangerous mind XD

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queen-of-olympus [2012-07-07 02:42:22 +0000 UTC]

I had a dream that I chained Altair to a wall and raped him before I untied him and he wanted more...

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to queen-of-olympus [2012-07-07 05:06:49 +0000 UTC]

That's rather less fluffy than mine, but good for you!

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queen-of-olympus In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-07-07 11:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Lol... Alty is goooooood in bed... lol

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to queen-of-olympus [2012-07-07 18:05:30 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine. >3

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queen-of-olympus In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-07-07 19:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Lo

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s15jesusfreak [2012-04-24 02:55:43 +0000 UTC]

"I COULD FEEL THE LITTLE MONSTER MOVING"

Ew, I hate dreams that are so real like that. And the idea of a baby moving inside you is really freaky.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to s15jesusfreak [2012-04-24 03:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Try feeling it. *shivers* It's just wrong... I actually had to draw it to get it out of my system.

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s15jesusfreak In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-04-25 02:49:12 +0000 UTC]

*imagines it* EW. I know it's natural, but that's just very creepy.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to s15jesusfreak [2012-04-25 02:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I don't care what counts as "natural" or not, I do not want. Ever.

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s15jesusfreak In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-04-26 02:49:32 +0000 UTC]

I will probably change my mind someday, but I currently don't like the idea of having a baby right now.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to s15jesusfreak [2012-04-26 03:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Me niether. I'll adpot, thanks.

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s15jesusfreak In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-04-27 13:21:43 +0000 UTC]

haha, yeah, that's my position too. There are plenty of children who need loving homes anyway.

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SwiftKill23 [2012-03-27 22:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Seconds to last panel. Ezio looks like a creeper. NO REALLY!! LOOK AT HIM!!

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to SwiftKill23 [2012-03-28 02:14:21 +0000 UTC]

...Um...

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NaruHinaFan [2012-03-16 21:43:51 +0000 UTC]

I know the feeling. I had a dream where I discovered I had been (Consentually) impregnated by my own character, because the girl he loves can't have a kid, and being the girl he loves is a story duplicate of me, I would fit the bill as baby mommy. She was depressed, and he was ready to tie me down to protect his kid. I felt so used...

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-16 22:50:49 +0000 UTC]

The weirdest part of my dream was that I *knew* we had been happily planing to have a kid. Ezio and I were together and had been for a while. Dream-Me was perfectly delightedly to be having his baby. It was like I regained awareness half way through the dream, and Real-Me did not want baby. And yet I didn't want him to know I suddenly did an emotional 180 from happy mother-to-be to oh-god-its-an-alien!

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-17 17:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Same. I "Remember" having a night to remember with my character, Skye, but when I found out I was pregnant, I was appalled. And HE was the one who told me that being I was the same as April, the girl he loves, a kid by me would be the same as a kid by them. He even threatened me when I said I wanted to get rid of it. It was such a surreal dream. I wasn't planning anything. In fact, April stood in the back, ashamed of herself.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-17 17:13:34 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty tripy!

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-17 17:22:31 +0000 UTC]

I don't remember details about our... "Encounter". Just that it was good lol. I woke up before they got the kid. I know from how I wrote them that they would have been fantastic parents, so it wasn't that I was scared that they would hurt the kid, it was that I didn't want to be used against my will like that.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-17 18:54:59 +0000 UTC]

I can understand that. I have very vivid dream-memories of doing things with Ezio that could have lead to having a baby... It was fantastic. Every time.

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-19 03:47:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Only once for me. I partially wish I knew what we did. As consolation.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-19 04:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I literally had a new one last night. I tend to only have one kind of dream - dirty.

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-19 17:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol. For the past two weeks, all of my dreams have included my new boyfriend. None of them dirty. They're all cute tho. Silly stuff. A kiss on the cheek, a flick on the nose, him appearing out of freaking nowhere and walking with me. I'm enjoying it.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-19 19:39:56 +0000 UTC]

That's sweet! I normally don't have much fluff in my dreams - generally it's violence for a higher cause, dramatic chase scene and of course, kinky sex. I've never been much for fluff.

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-19 21:05:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm a bit of a simpleton. Plus, I don't know what sex feels like (Yes I'm plenty old enough, in a few weeks I turn 22), so I can't really imagine it.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-19 21:07:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm just a little older than you and I have about as much experience it sounds like... I'm just very imaginative, apparently. I don't know what being pregnant feels like either, but my brain sure gave it the old college try!

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-19 21:35:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol true! And I wish my brain wasn't so censored. Gods, if the guy I'm dating saw this he would have a laugh.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-19 21:55:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm single and any man I actually get close to is going to have to be pretty kinky to keep up with me!

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-04-02 18:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol. For me, just last weekend we were at a friends room and passed out during a movie. When we woke up, we were still so tired he offered me his bed. I declined because he was gonna take the floor, so he reworded it. With all clothing still on, I can officially say I slept next to a guy in the same bed. And I loved it to pieces. That's how simple I am.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-04-02 19:56:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm in a not sexual relationship with my best girl friend and I understand how nice it is just to curl up with someone. It's the little things.

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NaruHinaFan In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-04-03 03:05:33 +0000 UTC]

It is. Just that bit of contact can make the whole world better.

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-04-03 03:41:29 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean. I miss having her beside me when I sleep.

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NaruHinaFan In reply to NaruHinaFan [2012-03-16 21:44:57 +0000 UTC]

Well wait, the sex was consensual, the kid was not.

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Aniphine [2012-03-14 21:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Cute.

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mimisikokryptonite [2012-03-14 07:48:11 +0000 UTC]

DAT FACE. IN THE LAST PANEL.

I know the feeling sister. Pregnancy is the most absolutely disgusting and punishing thing I could think of. Although...damn. With Ezio...? FML. Too hard a choice!

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to mimisikokryptonite [2012-03-14 20:45:35 +0000 UTC]

I know! If I absolutely had to reproduce he'd be the perfect candidate.

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Phinoxftw [2012-03-14 05:56:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I don't blame you for being freaked out about the idea of being pregnant.
It doesn't "freak me out" so much as "I am no enthusiastic about passing a head through my private circle/square/rectangle."
Yeahhhhhh... Pregnancy videos in sex ed.
NEVER. AGAIN.
Lol But lovely comic and idea lol. I like it personally.
The dream... would probably scare me too though. o3o

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to Phinoxftw [2012-03-14 20:48:35 +0000 UTC]

It was pretty scaring emotionally. I never had to watch the sex ed videos. My parents just shattered any mysteries about sex, drugs and alcohol themselves. I have seven younger brothers and sisters. I have no illusions about pregnancy and I DO NOT WANT!

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Phinoxftw In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-14 23:39:39 +0000 UTC]

... Oh god.
I feel really, really sorry for you. ._. That would scar me for life...

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VicPin [2012-03-14 04:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Dude!!! O.O

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to VicPin [2012-03-14 20:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Not sure how to gauge that response...

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VicPin In reply to BdelliumOnyx [2012-03-15 02:29:38 +0000 UTC]

I was surprised for that

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to VicPin [2012-03-15 02:36:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I was surprised too!

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KarinGreen [2012-03-09 18:37:46 +0000 UTC]

OMG ANOTHER!!! another that is freaking out over the idea of being pregnant!!! I feel like it's like the alien from alien that eats you from within... It's also my worst nightmare!! Omg another person! people don't understand us... *sob* xD

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BdelliumOnyx In reply to KarinGreen [2012-03-09 19:25:28 +0000 UTC]

I know! My mom just doesn't get it - she keeps saying that I'll meet someone and I'll want to have his kids. No thank you. I'll adopt. They're just parasites. Cute, future-human parasites, but yeah. I mean, I'm good with kids and I want to be a parent someday; I just don't want to ever be pregnant. If that's what you want, that's cool, just stop trying to convince me I want it too.

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