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beatnik — The Alcohol Man
Published: 2004-01-01 22:48:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 208; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 6
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Description When I walked into my house do you know what I saw?
A case of empty beer bottles, I was in awe!
Every one downed by the king of drinking
I couldn’t believe it -- I couldn’t stop blinking.

Who could have done this magic transformation?
Who is the best, who deserves this standing ovation?
I’ll tell you now! He’s the only dad who can!
The stomach of steel, he’s the alcohol man!

Oh, the alcohol man, the alcohol man
You really shouldn’t fear
Because his alcohol’s near
It just so happens it’s beer
So we should give a cheer, a cheer!
We should give a cheer!

When he goes inside his shed to change into a super hero,
He downs a half a case of his favourite beer-o,
The door then opens with the mist of our washing machine --
The figure underneath is too quick to be seen!

He’s got his eye on that big steak he bought the day before!
He starts the barbeque and cooks his meat galore!
He goes right back into his shed for more of his ambrosia
If you’ve ever been to a bar he probably knows ya!

Oh, the alcohol man, the alcohol man
He really likes his beer
All the girls shed a tear
When he comes near
Because it’s his breath they fear, they fear!
We should give a cheer!

Yaaaaaayyyyy!
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Comments: 6

serratedkatana [2004-01-13 01:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, this is very cool! I love the sarcastic mirth. Very much enjoyed this.

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fyehroqs-fugue [2004-01-01 23:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like some of my neighbors.

And yeah, I got the message, beatnik, don't worry.

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beatnik In reply to fyehroqs-fugue [2004-01-06 22:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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flamingflamingo [2004-01-01 22:52:24 +0000 UTC]

You shouldn’t condone drinking, it is a vile thing, and I’m sure you dad is addicted by now.

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serratedkatana In reply to flamingflamingo [2004-01-13 01:42:09 +0000 UTC]

to flamingflamingo... was your comment meant to be funny?

the sarcasm and jest here is immpossible to miss.

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beatnik In reply to flamingflamingo [2004-01-01 23:20:10 +0000 UTC]

You obviously didn't understand the meaning of my song. I was making fun of my dad because he drinks, and I dislike the fact that he does consume too much of it.

And what point were you trying to convey by telling me my dad is addicted? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to realize that. You don't need to make condescending comments about my intelligence when you don't know why I even wrote the song in the first place.

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