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Becca5002 β Christine needed a Sassy Gay
Published: 2011-02-03 06:23:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 5454; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 30
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Yeaaaahhhhh, Sassy Gay could have pulled Christine out of this sitch too!Related content
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Christine Daae is about to choose between the Opera Ghost and a Vicompte who's loved her since they were children. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend.
"WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Father said when I'm in heaven child, I'll send the angel of music to you. My father is dead, and I have been visited by the angel of music."
"Christine, girl! No! That's a creeper, not an angel of music! Slow down, crazy; slow down."
"But he's an angel or father, friend or phantom-!"
"No, Christine! He's not your father! Oh, and by the way, EWWWW! Why would you even be attracted to him if he was your daddy? I think someone has daddy issues..."
"But he taught me how to sing. He took me to his underground lair and we sang to each other, then I woke up without socks!"
"Listen girl; you had a one-night shack with a deformed mass murderer; on the other hand, there's this rich guy with fabulous hair who wants to marry you. I know who I'd choose.... well, the murderer, cause he's sexy, but you know."
"I know....you're right."
"Hey, come on, let's go eat some baguettes, you stupid bi***! Hahahaha, she's a stupid bi***!"
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u are absolutely amazing for that! i cant stop laughing!!Β
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Why thank you! :sassygayfriend:
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LOL! This is awesome!
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Thanks! *tosses scarf over shoulder*
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Hahahah love it, how'd you get that icon?
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:icon sassy gay friend plz:Β Β with no spaces in betweenΒ 
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I'm quite surprised that hasn't done PotO yet... It would be friggin HILARIOUS!!!
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What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?!
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WHY HASN'T HE DONE IT YET?!?!?! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!
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THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!
You have made my day 
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This has increased the quality of my life ten-fold. This is PERFECT.
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lol i love sassy gay friend and i love the wicked icon fave musical ever
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the movie was way more creeper-ful than any other version O_O
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I know! Apparently, the original lyrics to Wandering Child mentioned Christine wondering "far from my fathering gaze."
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there was way too much touching in the movie 
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Yet again, you have made my night. I was feeling all woeful over being sick, but this made me ever so much better!
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yes!!! sgf was needed in a few scenes in the musical.
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I don't know who/what Sassy Gay is about, but I like him! In a funny way, you know!
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This is hilarious! Even if I'm an ErikxChristine fan, this had me dying! XD
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hahaha hilarious
Even though I would have totally gone for the dark, mysterious creeper instead of Raoul.
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ZOMGLOL you just killed me!!!
"WHAT are you doing? WHAT WHAT WHAT are you doing?! Look at your life, look at your choices! I'm setting you up with a real nice, non-homicidal guy."
*enter Raoul*
SGF: "Or, I could just keep him for myself..."
Christine: *smacks the SGF* Mine!
SGF: *turns to camera* "I'm a stupid bitch! I'm a stupid bitch."
/scene
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This is why everyone needs a sassy gay friend
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I can imagine how'd this end.
After convincing Christine to go out with Erik, he'd call Raoul a "Stupid bitch. He's a stupid bitch."
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Actually it's kind of good Sassy Gay Friend wasn't there - if someone had managed to talk sense to Christine we would only have about the first half of the musical... 
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" If the man wheres a mask, why the heck would trust him!! Look at him hes probably 15 years older than you! Not to mention there a REALLY hot guy who wants you and your going with the guy whos name is a mystery to you?! Some one needs to think things out a bit." 
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