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Gianlu28 In reply to ProMonarchyGenius [2019-02-25 00:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Shut up

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ProMonarchyGenius In reply to Gianlu28 [2019-02-25 00:51:41 +0000 UTC]

FUCK MY RETARDED SISTER!!! I AM NOT THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS SHIT!!!

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ProMonarchyGenius In reply to AmberstarofThunder [2018-11-11 07:45:22 +0000 UTC]

They're absolutely disgusting to my sister, she said yellow eyes looks pretty stupid on this Zelda when they suit far better on the uglier and nastier character.

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ProMonarchyGenius In reply to Ph03n1x-Warr1or-Z [2018-11-11 07:40:58 +0000 UTC]

My sister's words; 'Honestly , if Ganondorf really possessed Zelda   , then how come he didn't bother to consume all of her beauty and elegance to give her physical features of utterly crude ugliness with uncanny resemblance of both the Dead Hand and the Shadow Beast ? How come  he didn't bother make vomit, spin her head around, cutting her own chick open with a dagger or a pair of scissors, and chewing/ripping off her own body-parts  ? How come he didn't bother to dress her up in nothing but bikini-like rags because this royal gown barely fit as an go-go enslavement outfit  ? How he didn't bother to use his own powers and spells full of black acid slime through her ? And how he didn't even bother to make her puke the bigger sword out from her own mouth, because it was instead her body next to him,   right?! What kind of the   idea had Nintendo come up with is quick BEYOND ME !!! That was not cool, it's just as    stupid and lazy as hell ! I know there's a true victim of the demonic possession when I see one. In fact, "The Exorcist", "Evil Dead" and "Repossessed" are more kick-ass and even had done better job in both story and make-over than this depressing train-wreck of the video-game ! I always hated 'Puppet Zelda'  because she looks more like a materialistic spoiled-rotten egotistical tattooed crook and ax-crazy manipulative bitch in the sheep's clothing  who willingly sold her own country and left her own subjects to die and soon somebody will form a revolution against her, that's what it look like and that's pretty much it!   
Though I do loved TP!Zelda  because she is indeed beautiful and graceful and has her own sword, but I always liked her only as a 'Normal Zelda' and 'Normal Zelda' alone she could be a playable character herself, NOT THIS ! And those sleazy assholes from the Nintendo company made her this way !
As for those porn-addict pussies like you who got some nerve enjoying this 'Puppet Zelda' mockery just in the way she is shall get   worst days to come! Fuck you, 'Puppet Zelda' fans, I hoped you'll rot in hell when you die !' 
It's just her silly opinion, not mine.

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ProMonarchyGenius In reply to Ixbran [2018-12-17 22:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, that dumb-ass who made this picture didn't bother include Ilia and Colin, either. I mean, what wrong with having Ilia and Colin in this poster, in the spot ? Is it because Ganondorf didn't possess either one of them despite they both were kidnapped, both actually did turned into the ghostly fireballs under the Twilight veil and both are weaklings with no powers of their own, isn't it?  My sister that after Ilia got hit with a arrow at the beginning she be later on seen at the end as 'Ganon's puppet' with a arrow still pierced in her body and is already been dead ever since earlier she take a shot.

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ProMonarchyGenius In reply to Zelda4ever1987 [2018-12-17 22:29:40 +0000 UTC]

According to Anti-Twili's personal opinion, the story-line of"Twilight Princess" would be made sense if only either one of these two is an full-fledged villian just like Holli Would from "Cool World" (an movie which at least had more plot points than this train-wreck of the game) but only as an hate-sink type and is the enemy to the other in the beginning to dead for real in the end like one so some would say 'good riddance'; an villain so selfish, heartless, sadistic, deceitful, cowardly and conniving that would willingly betray her own people and sell her own country to evil forces, leaving them all for dead to save her own wretched hide, also laughing her head off as she gleefully thrilled herself watching world around her burn and coated in blood, plus motivated the survivors who now grown to hate/mistrust her and form the revolution against her! In fact, since my sister called herself 'Anti-Twili' because she despises the entire Twili Tribe (not just Zant) so much that she only see in them as been born nothing but a bunch of savage thuggish mindlessly murderous Dark Spawn who have no right to use the word "beauty" and the Bulblins are from the same tribe/world so that's explains they can enter and exit the veil of shadows freely unlike the people of Hyrule who felt like once going into Shelob's Lair there's no coming out. 
Why Zelda? In case for those who dislike Zelda, you must know this Zelda is just like Queen Azshara (from "Warcraft"); she is a spineless push-over who carries around a sword just for showing-off, and when becoming 'Ganon's Puppet Zelda' she looks more like a sixth-ranger traitor whose beauty is bad, which kind of of explain why she still look clean/unharmed rather than dirty with blood from severely untreated bruises and cuts on her body, and still is clothed in the beautiful silk dress and jewelry throughout the entire game rather than ended up in nothing but a bikini-like set of brown path-work moth-eaten rags since she become a actual prisoner. Since being a 'Puppet Zelda', she makes no effort of trying to be actual possessed victim just like the Deadites from "Evil Dead", which normally would help lead her straight to the increasingly gory mayhem and a sense of crude ugliness, and Nintendo was to fucking lazy and stupid to actually portraying her corrupted looks as that of a hideous ghoul. It seems that she is more a manipulative bitch in the sheep's clothing, a smug snake orcus on her throne, a ax-crazy tattooed crook, a spoiled-sweet narcissist, a psychopathic woman-child and a dirty cowardly hate-sink with a villainous breakdown, and less a all-loving hero/heartbroken bad-ass with beauty equals goodness and heroic sacrifice. Plus since 'her crimes' were implied to be unforgivable which mean she actually sold her own country to the invaders, the people would have no longer love and trust her, now for form a rebellion against her, just like in "The War Of The Ancients" where the Night Elves no longer love/trust their own Queen Azshara since she purposely feeding them to the horde of ravenously hungry demons called the Burning Legion. It could make perfect sense if "Twilight Princess" is the only game would portray Princess Zelda as one of the four main villains via more accurate why she is officially a main boss; next to Ganon, Zant and King Bulblin.  
Why Midna? Anti-Twili personally chose Midna as the hate-sink because this character was neither kidnapped nor rescued, she wasn't even got hit by the arrow nor being held in the same tower as Zelda, whom she purposely resents and called an 'criminal', and whom she would have ordered Link to kill as his first task she offering him before the hunting for the Fused Shadows will be his next task. Anti-Twili strongly suspects Midna to be actually Azula so it explains why she look way too happy to be anybody's victim. 
As for the four Light Spirits, they're just like that stupid rooster from "Looney Tunes", and one real reason why Hyrule is easily overrun and why the Spirit Springs can't harm the Bulblins like acid, it's all because the Spirits betrayed its good people to invaders (plus seriously deadly only to Midna if she's not a villain) and even betrayed Princess Zelda to Zant, whom by the fact is actually Radovid V The Stern from "The Witcher" games and at same time he's also King Bulblin.
I'm sorry but the game itself whose story-line had mind-raped my sister 12 years ago.

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