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bero3000 In reply to ??? [2017-12-08 20:14:25 +0000 UTC]

missed opportunity!!

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-08 20:32:29 +0000 UTC]

indeed.

I see her walking towards me seductively.

Maybe not

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-08 22:22:07 +0000 UTC]

-she trips on a banana peel ,a future peel-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-08 22:28:47 +0000 UTC]

I catch her before she hits the ground

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-08 22:47:25 +0000 UTC]

leela: blleeeh?

-you note the slug on her head-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-08 23:23:13 +0000 UTC]

I take it off her head, carefully, and squash it with my foot. killing the mind control slug.

Me: You ok?

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-08 23:55:59 +0000 UTC]

-she blinks her one eye ,dizzy and confused-

cyclops girl:wha...who!?

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 00:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Me: Easy, take a seat.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 00:48:04 +0000 UTC]

-she does-

girl: who are you?

-she parts her purple hair,she winces at the pain-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 00:53:19 +0000 UTC]

ME: Just someone that was worried about you. You seem to be having a...problem.

I point to the dead mind control worm.

Leela: Oh, thanks. I'm leela.

ME: Nicholas.

Leela: You know, you're sexy..

I blush at that

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 01:01:58 +0000 UTC]

leela: [blushes] sorry...i had a date planned ....now im lost ....

-she wobbles to her feet,arms outstretch-

leela: damm slug....

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 01:29:05 +0000 UTC]

I help her onto her feet.

Me: I can take you back to your place if you want

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 02:24:54 +0000 UTC]

-she thinks it over-

leela: how about a drink...could use one.....felt that slug was a health nut...

-she snorts a laugh-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 04:15:35 +0000 UTC]

me: sURE.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 14:29:12 +0000 UTC]

leela: man lately those slugs with those brains and other threats did a number on me

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 17:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Me: I can tell. I'll buy drinks for both of us.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 17:57:50 +0000 UTC]

leela:well aint that grand...

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 18:01:55 +0000 UTC]

we soon arrive at a bar. I buy the two of us some good beer

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 18:22:14 +0000 UTC]

-leela took a chug then laughed-

leela:that takes the edge off

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 18:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Me: I bet it does

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 19:59:30 +0000 UTC]

-you drink your drink-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 20:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Leela: You know, I have to repay you for what you did for me.

Me: It was nothing. 

Leela: I mean it. Besides, [whispers into my ear seductively] A handsome man like yourself deserves to be rewarded.

I blush at that

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 20:56:23 +0000 UTC]

leela: besides i think today is my day off..

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 20:57:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ok then.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-09 21:22:30 +0000 UTC]

-leela's wrist band was beeping-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-09 23:44:30 +0000 UTC]

go on

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 01:05:54 +0000 UTC]

leela:excuse me please

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 01:08:34 +0000 UTC]

I nod at her

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 01:19:55 +0000 UTC]

-a orange haired fellow hologram appeared- 

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 01:29:48 +0000 UTC]

Go on

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 03:05:01 +0000 UTC]

-he appeared to have a slug on his head-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 14:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Leela: Fry?

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 15:05:07 +0000 UTC]

-leela just let out frustrated sigh-

leela:this is what i hate....

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 15:14:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: What's wrong?

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 15:36:21 +0000 UTC]

leela: oh?! nothing.....just work stuff

-she turns off her wrist band-

leela: get me a drink will ya

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 16:46:28 +0000 UTC]

I do so.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 18:00:54 +0000 UTC]

leela:so tell me about yourself....you seem old fashion....

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 18:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: I served in the armed forces for the Earth government. Been deployed on many planets to liberate people from corrupted governments. What about you?

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 18:12:28 +0000 UTC]

leela: a jarhead i presume under zapp's command...

-you nod-

leela: sigh...better than nothing i guess

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 18:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yeah. So what about you?

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 18:19:52 +0000 UTC]

leela: just a pilot...nothing special....

-she set her drink down-

leela: come on,lets go to my place...

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 18:23:47 +0000 UTC]

We do so.

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 18:28:20 +0000 UTC]

-you felt that leela was disgruntled at the mention of zapp-

leela:well here we are...

-you try to think of something to put her in the mood-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 18:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: Nice place. It looks amazing, but not as amazing as you are.

She giggles at that

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 18:55:09 +0000 UTC]

leela: dont get ahead of yourself [smiles]

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 19:00:18 +0000 UTC]

she kisses my cheek, making me blush

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 19:07:26 +0000 UTC]

leela:that was for the drinks...

-she pulls you inside-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 19:50:37 +0000 UTC]

I blush at that

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-12-10 20:07:34 +0000 UTC]

leela:and this....

-her hand goes to your junk-

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-12-10 20:31:48 +0000 UTC]

My blush deepens.

Leela:...is for helping me out.

She passionately kisses my lips

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