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Lincoln: Lenee...homina homina...huhhh...(drool)

Lisa: Beauty AND brains?? I can't compete with that! If anyone needs me, I'll be at Flip's Food and Fuel. Flip says if I do a good job, I can make assistant manager by age 6, so at least I have a future there. Oh, and don't worry Lynn, I can still tutor you. For a price.

Lola: Leni's definitely going to win bikini competitions looking like that! I'm going to have to level up! Good thing I know a cosmetic surgeon who doesn't ask questions!

Lynn: Bikinis are a competition?? Oh yeah! Beach volleyball! Man, I better get in shape!

Lana: I wonder what that bikini would look like with mud...hey, that's it! Mud wrestling! This is gonna be great!

Bobby: Whoa!! Um, you're great, too, babe, but your sister is just like, whoa!

Lori: Why can't I be 'whoa'??? At least Clyde still loves me!

Lincoln: ...Huh huh huh...ooo ahhhh hee heeee...hhhhhhh...(more drool)

Clyde: I know what you mean, Lincoln. I feel like I just went through puberty in a few seconds...You know, Lincoln, I've been thinking...I have two dads, so why not two wives? Of course, we'll have to move to a country that allows it, but I promise to bring the girls back to visit your family at least once a year. Oh, and don't worry, Lori will still be wife No. 1. When she's around, that is. Probably. That's OK with you, right?

Lincoln: ...whooo...heee wheeee...booo-bies...

Clyde: Thanks, Lincoln! You're a true friend!

Luna Loud: You totally rock that bikini, Leni! Hey, that could be my new song! (Plays hard rock song about Leni in a bikini). If Mick Swagger hears that, he'll take me on tour with him for sure! Especially if you're on stage while I perform the song, Leni!

Luan Loud: I'd say Leni has a beautiful mind, but then what would I say about the rest of her? (rim shot) Oh, who am I kidding? The world belongs to the beautiful people, while the rest of us get to fight for the scraps! And now that Leni's beautiful AND smart, the most a comedian like me can hope for is to play the dumpy bff to the beautiful star of the sitcom. Maybe one day I'll graduate to semi-attractive housewife. Sighhh.

Lucy: That is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Even more frightening than Edwin...That's what I'll do. I'll use the resurrection experiment Lisa thinks she destroyed, but which I saved from the trash, to raise an undead bikini army, and Lily will lead them.

Lily: Goo Gahhh!

Lincoln: ...Huh wha ohhh soo hahhhttt...

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Lincoln: Lenee...homina homina...huhhh...(drool)

Lisa: Beauty AND brains?? I can't compete with that! If anyone needs me, I'll be at Flip's Food and Fuel. Flip says if I do a good job, I can make assistant manager by age 6, so at least I have a future there. Oh, and don't worry Lynn, I can still tutor you. For a price.

Lola: Leni's definitely going to win bikini competitions looking like that! I'm going to have to level up! Good thing I know a cosmetic surgeon who doesn't ask questions!

Lynn: Bikinis are a competition?? Oh yeah! Beach volleyball! Man, I better get in shape!

Lana: I wonder what that bikini would look like with mud...hey, that's it! Mud wrestling! This is gonna be great!

Bobby: Whoa!! Um, you're great, too, babe, but your sister is just like, whoa!

Lori: Why can't I be 'whoa'??? At least Clyde still loves me!

Lincoln: ...Huh huh huh...ooo ahhhh hee heeee...hhhhhhh...(more drool)

Clyde: I know what you mean, Lincoln. I feel like I just went through puberty in a few seconds...You know, Lincoln, I've been thinking...I have two dads, so why not two wives? Of course, we'll have to move to a country that allows it, but I promise to bring the girls back to visit your family at least once a year. Oh, and don't worry, Lori will still be wife No. 1. When she's around, that is. Probably. That's OK with you, right?

Lincoln: ...whooo...heee wheeee...booo-bies...

Clyde: Thanks, Lincoln! You're a true friend!

Luna Loud: You totally rock that bikini, Leni! Hey, that could be my new song! (Plays hard rock song about Leni in a bikini). If Mick Swagger hears that, he'll take me on tour with him for sure! Especially if you're on stage while I perform the song, Leni!

Luan Loud: I'd say Leni has a beautiful mind, but then what would I say about the rest of her? (rim shot) Oh, who am I kidding? The world belongs to the beautiful people, while the rest of us get to fight for the scraps! And now that Leni's beautiful AND smart, the most a comedian like me can hope for is to play the dumpy bff to the beautiful star of the sitcom. Maybe one day I'll graduate to semi-attractive housewife. Sighhh.

Lucy: That is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Even more frightening than Edwin...That's what I'll do. I'll use the resurrection experiment Lisa thinks she destroyed, but which I saved from the trash, to raise an undead bikini army, and Lily will lead them.

Lily: Goo Gahhh!

Lincoln: ...Huh wha ohhh soo hahhhttt...