Comments: 176
red2blaze [2019-01-12 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]
I love this jokes even that I also find them kind of sad as some really see Batman as just rich and nothing else
Same as some see superman, even that without his powers he show his not a pushover
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lezisell [2019-01-12 05:39:34 +0000 UTC]
Green Lantern: As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.
Batman: Except shut up, apparently.
Green Lantern: Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.
Batman: I'm not a vampire.
Green Lantern: Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?
Batman: No.
Green Lantern: Can you fly?
Batman: In a plane.
Green Lantern: Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?
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Shadowstorm1000 [2019-01-12 01:18:11 +0000 UTC]
Superman probably has a greater IQ than Batman, but forgets he has it most of the time.
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BezerroBizarro In reply to Shadowstorm1000 [2019-01-13 11:15:27 +0000 UTC]
I think I´ve seen him using something like a "super inteligence" power in a comic book, or in a Superfriends episode... Apparently he can "switch on" and "switch off" this power.
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funny4urface [2019-01-11 23:42:22 +0000 UTC]
Don't have powers? Just buy your spot on the team.
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UsagichanBR [2019-01-11 23:42:12 +0000 UTC]
Ele é rico ahahahah
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BezerroBizarro In reply to UsagichanBR [2019-01-13 11:20:18 +0000 UTC]
De certa forma, dinheiro é o super poder do mundo real... ^^'
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Dylanio21 [2015-04-13 12:19:12 +0000 UTC]
Genius!
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dannyboy1994 [2012-11-13 18:56:35 +0000 UTC]
see? being super rich is a super power
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dannyboy1994 In reply to BezerroBizarro [2012-11-15 01:02:54 +0000 UTC]
XD i have been saying thus for years and no one believes me...
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shemaionbris [2012-08-20 19:29:14 +0000 UTC]
and that's the way Batman has became a hero XD
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LostGiant [2012-03-27 00:37:52 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha very funny.
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Pubjunk [2011-12-21 05:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, when you sum it up, the only reason he's even able to BE Batman is because of all his money. Without it he's just an ordinary guy with a few issues who can throw a punch.
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red2blaze In reply to Pubjunk [2019-01-12 17:36:24 +0000 UTC]
Well don't think that's so true
You can see many times Batman losing everything yet ending on top
Because in the end its his mind and will that push him everywhere
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toinkmclo [2011-06-21 01:33:01 +0000 UTC]
bwahahah brilliant work! ^_~
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PikeBishop [2011-05-30 16:20:51 +0000 UTC]
Someone posted this on Tumblr. Love it!
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yuipo [2011-05-29 10:17:03 +0000 UTC]
uahahaha!! xD super funny! congratulations!
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oldmanwinters [2011-03-02 21:50:58 +0000 UTC]
Batman should be named "Bling Bling Man."
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Kerevon [2011-02-18 00:22:40 +0000 UTC]
Sadly, there is a major argument that this is in fact the case.
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DeadDog2007 [2010-11-08 13:21:55 +0000 UTC]
who says money can't buy happiness?! ...and positions of power!!!
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SethW [2010-10-21 03:45:59 +0000 UTC]
Great idea! I love that you took a simple comic story line and made it lots of fun.
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rockfred [2010-10-13 23:53:20 +0000 UTC]
Taí uma verdade inexorável. O Batman tem o maior super poder de todos
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Kingofturves In reply to UltraTheHedgetoaster [2010-11-06 10:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Unfortunately I think Bill Gates has probably joined the league of supervillians instead... A super evil genius with plans to dominate the world computer market, hehe.
Hmm Bill Gates a super hero, well he does give generously to charities I think...
I wonder what his costume would be like
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JayBay15 [2010-10-05 04:36:59 +0000 UTC]
I lol'd.
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caetanoneto [2010-09-30 13:36:31 +0000 UTC]
Huahuhauaha! Espetacular!
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