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Oh noes, Derpy has the party cannon!Anyone have any ideas on Adam's and Jamie's Dialogue in this. I have ideas, but they aren't as funny as is possible with this picture
I'll let this sit here and ferment while I draw the aftermath
*Grins maniacally*
MLP is (c) Hasbro ect.
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"Jamie, isn't a sunken concrete bunker at a distance of three miles taking caution a little too far?"
"Adam, that's Derpy Hooves and she has a cannon powered by explosive rainbows. I rest my case."
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This can only end in a fun but deadly disaster involving MUFFINS~!!!!!!!!! 
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Maybe something along the lines of "oh god what is she doing standing next to the cannon!"
I'm guessing this is themed on the recent incident the Mythbusters had in SF with their cannon. Don't know if you've heard about that incident but....
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....there it is, and can't wait to see your comic.
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What, the myth busters shot a cannon ball through a house?!
[link] *drops link and sneaks away*
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So link led to a 404 error, don't know if that was the purpose or if it just didn't show up.
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Stupid Ponychan... well that was a link to my WIP thread on /Art/ showing the last panel of Mythbuckers 4...
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Derpy : "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
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Jamie: OK, now that we've figured out some of liquid rainbow's chemical properties, we're going to start testing some of the myth. And since the Equestrian National Guard wouldn't allow us access to the Orbital Friendship Cannon, we borrowed Pinkie Pies to see how plausible the myth is.
Adam: So what exactly is the cannon targeting and why is it loaded with a muffin.
Jamie: You know, I asked Derpy that myself, and she assures me that muffins are the primary ammunition for the O.F.C.
Adam: So how sure are you that Derpy was right.
Jamie: Much less sure than I was a minute ago. But this may explain why the Equestrian Guardsponies I asked about it laughed when I asked if muffins really were the main ammunition.
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This looks so awesome! I can't wait for the dialogue. Thanks for using my suggestion Birdco!!!
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Sometimes my creative engine needs a little prodding to get off of top dead center.
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"think this muffin will be softer this time?"
"yes, we already know that a stale muffin combined with pure rainbow essence and a pinkie made cannon will break the forth wall. Turn the stale muffin into a cannonball and send it into a van window."
"Wait we tested something like this ALREADY? then who thought this one up?"
"oh derpy, she paid us to see if a muffin combined with a party canon will create a muffin party... or turn the world into a giant muffin"
"we are doomed arn't we?"
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Use what you want for who ever, that's the best I can think up right now.
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Jamie: Obviously, this myth is about how well a muffin acts as a cannonball...
Adam: PLEASE tell me that we're aimed at Ponyville and NOT Dublin...
XD XD
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Jamie: You know, Adam... I'm realy scared of this one...
Adam: Don't worry, i double-checked the aim.
Jamie: It's not about the aim that i'm worried about...
Derpy: MUFFINS AWAY!!!
Jamie: Oh no... this isn't going to end well...
-You got the idea for where this is going to end don't you?
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Does it ever end well?
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Well... no. But yet, if you want an unexpected ending... just make it work.
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OR...
Adam:Fire at will
Jamie:Will! Get out here!
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Don't worry, I've double-checked the aiming.
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Derpy has to light her fuse while Pinkie uses her fuse as a button XD
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Pinkie can bend space and time, why would she need a match to light off a cannon?
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Myth: "Will anything fired by Pinkieβs Party Cannon achieve meme status?"
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Jamie: What is she doing?
Adam: Well, obviously she's testing the myth that a canon can send a muffin into orbit using rainbows as a fuel source.
Jamie: And you don't find this the least bit disconcerting?
Adam: No, should I?
Jamie: We're doomed...
Adam: And remember kids, don't try this at home! (Fyre-Medi)
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Not sure how good it is, but someone had to make a H2G2 reference. (The big number happens to call a house in Islington.)
Adam: Okay, we've got a cannon made by Pinkie Pie, loaded with a muffin and rainbows and Derpy's got a lighted match. That officially puts our chances of survival at?
Jamie: two to the power of two hundred and sixty-seven thousand seven hundred and nine to one against.
Adam: Uuumph.
Jamie: Don't worry though; all of us turning into marshmallows and/or becoming all knowing spectacles of light in an endless blue vacuum is also quite probable.
Adam: You're just trying to lighten the situation with humour don't you?
Jamie: It isn't working, is it?
Adam: You've tried... It's been good knowing you.
Jamie: You too Adam.
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Haha! oh, I got to figure out how to work that in somewhere.
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adam: are you sure this is a good idea
jamie: who cares. we have a low budget and muffins
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Jamie want big boom... just need to figure out how to draw it convincingly.
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Careful, shes loaded with what I thing is a GIANT muffin
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