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RWBYXNeptunia
Episode: 1 (Prototype)
(Experiment Prototype Series of Tomorrow)
Cooking Ruby:
It's a ordinarily lovely day in the Nation of Planeptune, as is through the window, but that matters not for the first segment, of course! Ruby rises with a gleefully smile and a bowl and a wooden spoon inside of it, indicating that Ruby is about to make cookies by herself! And with that statement out of the way, Ruby raises one of her arms with a egg on that hand, trying to break the shell so it can release the babies' guts-I mean, the yoke and all the yellowy stuff, because we all know that Neptune has a tight control on Eggs and how they're produce and such, I mean, we don't want any alive chicks in our cookies, don't we? It's going to be as bad as that one time they cook a Turkey, only to bring it to life, for crying out loud!
Anyways, enough breaking the 4th wall as it is, the egg didn't even crack. So Ruby rapidly taps it, hoping it can break this time, but with no prevail. And then Ruby tries to smash the poor little egg with full force as she uses her whole arm to try-in vain-to break the egg. And you pretty much know where this is going, am I'm right? So the next plan of action? We jump cut to Ruby having a bag of Chocolate Chips in her left hand, as her right hand picks one small Chocolate Chip, and then she inserts it to her mouth, and process to eat it. And she does the same for the next one she picks. And then the next one. And then the next one. And then the next one. That was until Ruby stops all of sudden, with her eyes rolling to fix their views on the bag, and soon she grabs an hand full and just starts eating the bag with a gleeful smile and joy of eating just the bag. (And you know why there's no cookies for anybody but Ruby. Because of this.)
We jump cut a few hours later, and Neptune comes in with a cup of pudding in one hand and the spoon the next, eating it, chewing it, and savoring it in every bite. And with each enjoying taste, she then stumble along a body with a glass of milk smashed on her head. It was Ruby. She's in a dazed due to the glass of milk smashing on her head. Plus a bloated belly that's like a small ball, with one hand on the belly and the other on the floor. But that's only in Nep's view, as the audience don't see Ruby, until she gets up with one hand on her head. She quick snaps out of it, and is excited to see Neptune. While Neptune has a cheerful confuse look on her face.
Neptune: You okay, Ruby?
Ruby: Couldn't be better! *With full of energy and a bloated belly*
Neptune: Looks like Cooking Ruby fell in a food coma. *With her eyes close and a upwards expression of joyfulness*
Ruby: Ugh! *Haves a tummy ache*
I think I ate too many cookies.
Neptune: You ate without the cookies, silly! *Giggles a bit, noticing her unfinished work*
Ruby looks at the bowl of flour, eggs, and a mess of chocolate chips, only to noticed the incomplete mess she made.
Ruby: Awwwwwwwwww! *With a sad whine, as she fell back to the floor*
Self-Conscious bellies:
In the woody outskirts of Planeptune, things are rather quiet and merely soulless, due to the fact that there's nobody on the beaten trail of long-forgotten footsteps. But just one soul roam around, breaking the silence with noticeable humming from her, and that orange soul that walks is Uzume. Enjoying a peaceful walk around the woods as if there's nothing in this world-or her world-that is wrong. With her enjoying the tranquil environment around, the tranquility stops when she hears grunting in a pattern. A couple of seconds of grunting and a couple of seconds of silences. Uzume looks around and see Yang of all people on a pretty thick tree branch. Yang was performing Muscle Ups to strength her arm muscles (Obviously! Duh.), but she's doing it in a way that for some might be consider pushing too far.
Uzume: Careful not to pull a muscle or else you'll be Yangless! *Laughs at her little pun she made*
Yang: *Stops for that moment and see Uzume* Hey, that's my pun! *Laughs*
Uzume: Working out and still got some time for puns? Eh, never will I thought I was the only one of my kind.
Yang: *Let's go and lands on the ground with one hand on the ground, and then fixes her sight on Uzume* What, are you a Pun master like me?
Uzume: Uh, you can say that, yes.
Yang: What else? Works out to keep their perfect body in tack?
Uzume: *Feels her belly* Yep.
Yang: Someone who can use their fist and pure strength, and maybe a weapon to aid them, including my own: Ember Celicias?
Uzume: Well I used various weapons, but still, yes on all fronts.
Yang: Maybe we have someone we care so much, we literally fight side-by-side with?
Uzume: What? No way! I mean, if you count Neppy, that is.
Yang: And?
Uzume: Nepgeary, Iffy, Noriey, etc. Etc. Etc.
Yang: Fights against a common villain, maybe?
Uzume: A witch that can make her own garden of Eggplants as her minions to attack the Protagonist and friends, follow by a assortment of other Monsters-of-the-week that the Protagonist or perhaps another character form a demanding Plot that's more holey than Lowee Cheese? Kinda like that one time we have this-
Yang: Yep. One more thing. Are we Self-conscious about our bellies being too bloated that only prevent us in combat against over nefarious evil doers?
Uzume: Uh....*Looks at her belly, which, btw, looks fine, but inside Uzume's mind on the other hand.
Uzume's Mind: Oh no! My belly becoming too soft! Sign of too many pudding cups!
Uzume: Er...Maybe, perhaps, yes?
Yang: Eh, don't be too embarrass to admit that, I mean, when was the last time I let myself go?
Uzume: *Chuckles a bit* Speaking of letting go: Nep let herself go quite alot, actually. I mean, she eats pudding without eating her meat first, for crying out loud! *Laughs*
Yang: *Laughs with Yang* And don't get me started with my Sis. She eats alot of cookies and then suddenly she developed alot of energy from eating sugar. Sugar! I mean, isn't there like a limit where, if reached, you'll just crash?
Uzume: Eh, Protagonist instinct, I guess?
Yang: Aw well, what do you wanna do, new friend?
Uzume: New friend? *Suddenly feels a rush of cuteness in her mind, and thus, say the following thing in her cute voice*
Uzume: *Cute Voice* Uzume loves a new friend. *Holds Yang's hand*
Yang: Huh! We're kinda alike, aren't we? *With a grin on her face, eyes close*
Uzume: Yes! *With a smile*
Yang: Eh, I wonder what's in store for us?
Both Yang and Uzume, holding hands, walk out of the Forest, heading inward to Planeptune.
Security Hiccup:
Inside the most Secure place of all Lastation-Noire, Ruby, Yang, and Neptune are inside the facility is full of Servers Towers, keeping the most crucial information in the most secure of Security systems. But only one problem: It's running Notrin (A.K.A: Norton. Fine, make up your own Neptunian names!) So a problem arises.
Noire: Damn Notrin, why does it think that "Lastation Dish Records" are a threat when we are generation them from one of our stations! *Looks at her phone and realize a strange name* Hey, who's P. Destroyer?
Neptune: *Shrugs* I'm not sure. Actually, what is a P.-Destroyer-
Noire: Nevermind...*Sighs and deletes it*
After that, Ruby and Yang comes from behind to see what's up.
Ruby: Hey girls! *With a smile*
Neptune: Ruby! *Runs over and gives her a huge hug*
Ruby: Ugh! *Still retaining her smile, while her body is being crush by Nep*
Nice to meet you again, Nep!
Yang: Wow! Since when you worked out, Nep?
Neptune: Simple: Never! *Grins*
Ruby: *Is release from Nep's arms* Got a grip on friends, uh?
Yang: I'll say, but you took my line.
With the three talking, Noire finally looks away from her phone and see the three.
Noire: Well, since the other two finally arrived, I guess a little tour won't hurt. *Gather their attention to her* Alright, girls! Look alive!
The three follows suit, looking alive as ever. With Nep being the most silliest of the bunch, and Yang being the most discipline.
Noire: A born Solider, eh Yellow Uzume?
Yang: It's Yang, FYI.
Noire: Yang? Well that's not culturally inoffensive.
Yang: *Is silent*
Noire: Hey, just joking. *Noticed Yang isn't in that mood* Well anyways, let's begin.
A little while after all that commotion, they enter the most secured Server Tower. Surrounded by nothingness, as in, it's the lowest floor of the facility.
Noire: And finally, we're at the heart of all Lastation, the Main Server Core. This is by far the most secured placed of all of Gameinstrudi for a reason. No one can attack us, hack us, or even erase us. This core holds all information and all DNA storage of the Goddess, including me. And-
Yang: *Raises hand*
Noire: Yes, Yang?
Yang: Goddess? You mean stored all of their DNA in this server? And what do you mean you?
Noire: Oh? You're new here, aren't you? Well, I'm a CPU. And plus, I can become a Goddess-named: Black Heart. That's my HDD Form. So the servers hold all of our HDD Forms, and our Human/CPU forms, just in case the worst might happen.
Neptune: Which will never happen! *With confidence and a smile to boot*
Noire: Well, just in a off-chance if you're too lazy to save anyone, Nep.
Or maybe you're in a deep Pudding Coma.
Neptune: Hey! I told you before it wasn't Pudding Coma. Beside, I can always wake up from that, anyways! *Closes eyes and smile*
Noire: Of course, you're the-
Neptune: The Protagonist! *Smiles much larger*
Ruby: Wait, you're the Protagonist?!
Neptune: Why won't I? Aren't you?
Ruby: Oh heck yeah I am! *With a smile*
And that right there *Points at Yang* is my big sister!
Yang: Hey, it's Yang if you didn't get it at first.
Neptune: I'm a big sister, too! Well, I'm still am!
Noire: Okay, okay! Let's continue on.
They move closer to the Core, and a scanner scans (Scanner scans scan scans Darkly Dark!) them to make sure they're friendly, which they are, and they enter it and a Robot is keeping track of all records of all kinds in a safe and secluded area of the facility.
Noire: And this is the valves of the heart itself. *Shows the robot that is in a same color as the original PS1, and have a very thin, pin-wheel head*
I know we got some history with robots, but almost all of them we're peaceful, well, except for one...
Ruby: *Noticed a silence about a certain robot she don't want to mention* And what was that robot?
Noire: Better not tell you, it's too embarrassing...
Neptune: *Ruins the mood with her infectious happiness* Oh yeah! That was that one time where Noire was being stalked by a hacker, which it was the only one that was able to hack Lastation only to stalk Noire even more! So we comes in and only to find out that it was a robot-a Gay-sounded robot, I might add! *Giggles*
Noire: Everytime....
Yang: Eh, if I was there, I'll knock some screws out of it.
Neptune: I knocked down two doors! *Giggles again*
Ruby: Wait, wait, wait. How come you called the Robot "Gay" when it's just programmed by some whack job?
Neptune: You seriously going to ask a question about that type of logic, Ruby?
Ruby: Uhh.....
Yang: Yeah, why question about a stupid Robot who can hacked this place, or even the logic to begin with.
Ruby: Well with every story, there's always different perspective. I'm more interested with the Robot's backstory.
Neptune: *Is silent for a bit* Well that takes too much time, heck, the last game was so long, that I nearly fell asleep on one of the quest!
Noire: You mean the final one with a huge boss and you literally fought him in your NEXT form in your sleep-
Neptune: *Places her finger on Noire's lip* Shhh! Don't spoil it!
Yang: Well this is getting a little out of hand.
Neptune: You're right, those credits animations told people the wrong story.
Ruby: Wait what?!
Noire: It's her thing to point out alot of things in the games to begin with.
Ruby: Huh. *Thinks about it* Well, is this tour almost over?
Noire: it's already over. *Looks at Nep* Thanks to you.
Neptune: What?! What did I do this time?!
Noire: *Sigh and rolls eyes*
A Cat, Bookworm, and a Edgelord:
In the great library of Lowee is Blanc holding a book, reading in a peaceful, and mostly quite state, as Blanc is in blissful peace-in her own paradise of words, meanings, and a grand story of something. Look, I'm not going to become full-on Big Brother and see what she is reading, use your own imagination! But then, a visitor, a quiet and sudden one I might add, enters in the library and picks a single book with a dark purple spine with no text on it. And soon begins to read it without fail.
To Blanc, she's not aware of Blake's appearance in the Library, and thus, continues to read uninterrupted. Hours seem to go by like seconds, as the two kept on reading their own books, but for Blanc, it was getting close to time for her little sisters: Ram and Rom. But before she comes and get them, a knock on the door can be heard. Blanc process to head towards the door, and it's Weiss and Iffy!
Blanc: Why hello there, Iffy and...?
Weiss: Weiss. Weiss Schnee.
Blanc: Oh how lovely! And what brought you here?
Weiss: Well, I'm kinda lost in this World, so this helpfully person *Pats Iffy on the back* for leaning me here. * Closes her eyes upright*
Iffy: Look, I didn't meant to barge in your time, I was thinking she can stay here for a little while until she finds "Ruby" "Yang" or "Blake". So I didn't attended to stay-
Weiss: *Drags Iffy in* Come on! You're the only one who roams around as you stated when I first found you.
Blanc: Well, more guess! *Smiles*
Iffy: Fine! Just don't try to play Ice Princess with me.
Weiss: I might be a "Ice Princess," it doesn't mean I play that little game.
While being dragged in by Weiss, Iffy accepts. Weiss finally let go of Iffy and she just roams around in Blanc's Library, and she noticed Blake.
Weiss: Blake!
Blake: *Looks up and see Weiss* Weiss! *Gets up and put the book down and hugs her* I was so worry about you! What happened?
Weiss: Well, I'm not sure. It was like we were suddenly here in this strange new world. But thankfully I got a helping hand by IF! *Waves at Iffy, as Iffy doesn't react*
Blake: IF? Who names themselves, or even someone, named someone IF?
Weiss: Who knows? She's a very helpful person, by the way. I mean, I just meant her, and she's already filled with promise.
We flashback to where Weiss and Iffy first meet and they're walking to Lowee. It's a spring like day in Lowee, and Weiss, ironically, have a chill from the breezes.
Weiss: *Have a chill from the spring air* This isn't like back in Beacon. It's a bit too cold.
Iffy: Well, what did you except? Lowee always have some unusual cold weather. Wait. Beacon?
Weiss: It's where I'm from. Well, was.
Iffy: Where is it?
Weiss: Well, I'm not sure where in here. But I don't think this is Remnant. I don't think we're home...
Iffy: I know I have too many questions to ask you, but let's just take you somewhere where you can hang out in. *Holds phone and plays Pocket Beast Go*
Still nothing yet...
They continue to walk northwards in the woods, as it's still peaceful with a side effect of the lack of Wi-Fi connection.
Iffy: Aw c'mon! Now that?!
Look, I wrote this story, so I'm the Story Master here, not you!
Iffy: Oh now you're talking to me as if I'm one of your creations?!
Look, I can erase you from this story, like that one spin-off game.
Iffy: *Sigh* Fine.
Weiss: Who we're you talking too?
Iffy: Better not temper him. *Points upwards*
Actually, I'm behind you now.
Iffy: Funny...Let's go.
The two finally reached the end of the woods, except...The bridge that can lead them to the end of the woods is suddenly destroyed. The lake is infected with a strange creature in the water by no other than a "Serpent Fish!"
Iffy: What in the hell is that?!
Weiss: Looks like a water-born Grimm! *Readies Myrtenaster to freeze the water*
Don't worry, I can handle this! *Jumps into the water and position the Myrtenaster in a pin-point position, as her hands and feet is on the handle of the weapon. And thus, the water freezes, and the Serpent Fish is caught in-between, and thus, it's head is trapped on the surface*
Weiss: *Lands on the ice* Hmmp! I thought it was a challenge. Guess not! *Smiles and shrugs*
Iffy: Uh, That thing...*Points towards the Serpent*
The Serpent breaks the ice around it, and then crawls onto the surface, but due to its weight, it's cracking the thin ice and releases more of the water, but not before trying to attack Weiss. But before it can, Iffy, jumps into action, pulls out Demon Sword to attack its face, as it retaliates by worming it's way pass her and onto Weiss, as it continues to break the ice. Weiss quickly snaps out of her premature victory (As in she didn't enter another dimension-Oh wait!) and quickly attack the Serpent, plus freezing it's gills, making it even harder for the Serpent to breath.
The two continue to fight, until Iffy proclaim to "Finish it!"
Iffy: Hey, Ice Princess, finish it!
Weiss: It's Ice Princess Weiss Schnee to you, Miss!
Weiss dashes towards it and stabs it right in the heart, thus, causing it to freeze into a icy corpse.
Weiss: Hurry, let's get out of here before the ice-
The Ice begins to break, due to the icy Serpent corpse.
Iffy: *Grabs Weiss* Before we're like it! *Rushes out*
Iffy: You we're pretty good out there. That's all.
Weiss: And you we're, too.
Iffy, didn't except that statement from someone, open her eyes a little more with a sudden burst of a proud feeling, taking pride on what she just did. And then quickly comes back to the regular excepted from Iffy.
Iffy: Well, just be thankful I was there. Now, let's go.
The flashback ends right there, as Weiss finished up the story.
Weiss: And that's how we got here. Full of excitement, adventure, and all around dealing with a Grimm Fish!
Blake: A what?
Weiss: You know, those long-tailed fish that can be found in lakes with serrated teeth, a huge jaw, and can slug its way through land for a short time before it drowns. You know, those thing!
Blake: Never heard of it. *Goes back to her book*
Iffy then comes into the Library and picks a green spine book that's actually titled with: "Iffy-The Hero of Gameinstrudi and Time" Iffy smiles as she reads what seems to be self-written Fan Fiction. As she turn pages until she's reading her own favorite part: The final Chapter of Planeptune! The chapter is all about (And don't get mad at me if I wrote this! This is a First-Person view of Iffy reading her own thing that she written!) The Death of Neptune and her Sister after losing against a huge Demon-like beast with 4-No! 5-No! Even more! 10 heads from its one primary head! All of Planeptune is in flames, like the great Chicadon fire of 18XX! No heroes can't stand up and fight against the beast, all of them are enslaved by their total control of golden chains of the most evilest and most inhuman thing ever: DLCs! DlCs everywhere! People have to paid for the chains with their own money even know they're wearing it! If not, you die! And many died due to their failure of paying for the DLCs!
But then, a hero arises! A blue light slashes the chains, slashes 5 heads of the Beast's heads, and transforms the tallest tower of Planeptune into a huge blue and green sword! Her name is: Yellow-NO! Already taken! Er....Leaf Heart! There you go! It's going to sale well in the stores! Left Heart healed the people, and killed the evil beasts, she made it to the top of the beast with her teleportation, but the beast knocks her out with one single punch!
Leaf Heart: Damn! That bastard is going to paid for it with pain!
Beast: HAHAHAHAH! Soon, your world will belong to ElipAs!
Leaf Heart: I don't think so...*Transforms into her NEXT Form*
I WILL SURVIVE! I WILL WIN! *Impales the building into ElipAs' heart*
ElipAs: NO! THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!!
Leaf Heart: Call it an Anti-Trust Act.
The beast explodes and everything is revert back to normal, and everyone cheers her name, even Neptune kisses her on the cheek.
Neptune: Oh Iffy, what can I do to celebrate this victory?
Iffy: *Holds sword* Hail to the Goddess, baby!
And then we return back to Blanc's Library to see not only Weiss and Blake, but also Neptune, Noire, Nepgear, Ruby, and Yang. And also the two sisters of Blanc:
Ram and Rom. Ruby looks over Nep's shoulder, and as soon she does, Iffy is finish with the book. But quickly, she noticed everyone surrounding her.
Iffy: What?
Ruby then process to pick it up and read her book.
Ruby: *Gasps* Ooooooooooooooo!
Ruby scan through the pages and see a nice fold-out picture of a motocycle-a kick-ass one, too! It folds out, and shows it in full, vertical, motor glory of Moto-Nep (Or is it Nep-cycle?).
Ruby: Now that's a motocycle!
Neptune then blushes about that picture,and then realized it's a non-canon story in a canon setting, but it's not canon, but it's also in a fanfic. Really.
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