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Published: 2012-04-26 11:03:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 20699; Favourites: 505; Downloads: 45
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The title is inspired by a toon I saw on Tumblr - not my pun at all.
But I love it. 
askscifi asked me to have a romantic scene between John and her OC, Carolyn, interrupted by Sherlock. It's best not to ask what Sherlock was up to before this..
I dread to think.On tumblr: [link]
Sherlock (c) Moffat & Gatiss/BBC
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Haha, I hadn't thought it through that far - what an image you painted!!
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*ahem* Not a good idea after all...
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Haha, totally!
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He'd deny it though
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The sad part about all this is that it could and probably already happened.
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"How to get John away from her? Think, think, think... OF COURSE! A MEDICAL INTERVENTION! Now, I need a body part for him to cure...hmm..." *thinks about John for a few seconds, looks down*
"Body part check!"
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Sherlock is trying to keep Watson for himself
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The world's only consulting cockblocker..
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...and, well, a special kind of blocked! Β Love playing the "How is Sherlock going to ____block John today?" Β Just watched season 2 episode 1. Β No spoilers, please!
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Haha, that's always a good game..
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Watched Reichenbach Fall...I...
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Nuuuuu.. come here and be hugged.. 
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Season 3 can't come soon enough!!! Β
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"You know my friends are so wrong about you. You're a great boyfriend."
"Okay, that's good. I mean I always thought I was great."
"And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man."
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Dear Black Bird:
This is Indy. Greetings from Canada!! I hope this finds you and yours well.
I bow to your greatness!! Question: Might we speculate as to HOW he got said leeches in said sensitive area? I had no idea there were swamps near London, England.
When John get finished with him, those leeches should be the least of his worries.
Way to go, kiddo!!
Sincerely yours always,
Indy.
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we have marshes; but it's more likely they're from a jar or something; since they wouldn't be hangin round london landmarks; the question still remains however how point A reached point B
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Why thank you, Indy!
Hahah, there aren't any swamps, it's true... maybe he was on a case which involved visiting the insect house at London Zoo... or a scientist's botanical garden.. or.. or.. *runs out of good ideas* I guess that's why I leave it up to the imagination!
Hahah, he definitely shouldn't underestimate John's wrath!
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My advice to him would be to watch a certain scene in the movie Stand by Me.
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Hahahah, part of my inspiration.
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I KNEW IT! It's really great! I can almost see that actually happening to them!
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I
AM
SHER
BLOCKED.
John's new password for his laptop?
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That's the password to my iPod! Yes, I'm geeky!
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"sensitive area" Tee hee...
~I am SO immature.
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Carolyn...just forget the whole incident. Thank you SO much for making this for me!
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Hahaha, hope she can! 
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Oh. My. GOD. SHE IS GOING TO LOVE THIS!!
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I'd say that Sherlock was just killing two birds with one stone...
Interupting John's date AND drawing attention to his crotch.
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Sherlock was probably wading in the Thames, there is all sorts of.......interesting wildlife in those waters.
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It's true! That's probably where he was!
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