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Published: 2009-04-22 06:29:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 4687; Favourites: 112; Downloads: 39
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Sometimes you really wish you had a camera. Luckily I have a photographic memory and excellent artistic skills. Which is why all the other books in the store were red and had no titles. Yeah.Related content
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not as bad in my book store there is a corner.. and on that corner is porn and then right next to it is the twilight fan shiz its sooo funny and no one can get to that corner without looking at porn on the way there LOLZZZZ
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nice! with mine all the twilight stuff is right next to the little kids section and at one point in time ii actually saw a kid pick up one of the books flip it to a random page then drop the book and run screaming i have to say i feel sorry for the kid but it was just to funny ^^
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Btw, why were they above the parenting section? Are they encouraging people to be the 'parent' of a vampire's kids? O.o
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Twilight was good, in my opinion, until Breaking Dawn. Now I just laugh at how stupid I was to even get INTO the series, and I laugh even more at the ridiculous fan-girls that drool over the series. Needless to say, I think I like people that make fun of Twilight MORE than those how take it seriously.
But aside from my non-relevant blabber, I'm going to watch you lol.
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(grabs all the books and runs)THERE SHALL BE A BOOK BURNING!!!!!!(burns the books in front of Twitards)
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Yes, because what better thing to teach parents than to let their kids marry in their teens, it's okay to do things with absolutely no permission, and -slaps self for being so naggy-
Dear god! What has this world come to!??!
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oh gawd.
how did that one of those books go?
oh yeah.
bella get prego as a teen.
yeah, great parenting advice, Stephanie Meyer.
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Thats scary...Their taking over!! burn hem.. burn them all!!
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haha at my school library they have twilight and im like.. where the fuck is all the anne rice and charlain harris!!!!!!!!!
then they say " im sorry we dont have vampire books" i just twitch and remember that twilight doesnt fall under vampires cuz they dont sparkle and the fact that UGH!!! MY BRAIN IS DYING!
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Dude....that is SO wrong....I think Stephanie Meyer had brought about the Armageddon in the form of insane fangirls and sparkly vampires.
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Ahahahaha. I love your expression in the second pannel. XD
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*eye twitch* What the *goes off in random cursing rage that I'm sure you don't want to read*. Does no one have anything else to read anymore?!?
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Dude. The PARENTING Section of all places?!
That's wrong on so many levels.
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ha ha ! you know what i love? that the evilbooks in the lil' comic are all above the parenting section. haha. so cute.
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My friend would flip if she saw your shirt! She's in love with skelly-animals. o.0;
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XD the PARENTING section nontheless!!! ya i can see it now "take a parenting tip from Bella! get married to a killer, on the honeymoon have unprotected sex and be injected w/ powdery, sparkly sperm (because thats wat my friends and i decided vamp sperm looks like), and exactly one month later you'll have a merderous child of ur own, all while you're still a teenager! and almost get KILLED in this process! so see 15 yr old mothers, tell your parents you could have failed SO much worse! and yes, naming you child after ur parents, and squishing the names all together IS a great idea!"
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NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD THEY!!!!!???
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Teen/Young Adult section? Okay!
Romance? If that's how you like it!
But Parenting?
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that happened ta me too. except they were all over my astrology section.
Skelanimals rule!!!!!! ya!
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o_O it was in the parenting section? Please for god sakes tell me your kidding
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I would have went on a rampage, right then and there.
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This is awesome in that terrible way- something I can say about many of your visual commentaries on society.
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"0-0 By October 31st this year ALL bookstores and or retailers will have a mandatory de-shelfing of all non-Stephanie Meyer books.
Schools will start to put the Twilight saga in all the libaries and that will be the only books they can read. Tests will be given daily to make sure all students understand the Twilight saga and Stephanie's past." ~ZipDog11
THE FUTURE!! 
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O.o Stephenie Meyer books...everywhere! THEY'RE TAKING OVER!
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Oh, dear God. What is this world coming to?
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You know, I think I almost died of laughter because I swear I saw a light. What has the world come to? Have a fantabulous day in spite of witnessing such a fail!
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o.O; That's terrible... what bookstore where you in?
I work at Barnes and Noble and it always kills me a little bit when I see kids that look to be 2nd and 3rd graders come in and get the book. ._.;
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omg... i would have liked passed out just seeming that.
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*still has photo of a non-fiction shelf filled with twilight on her phone*
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the monochrome books serve to heighten the scariness of that image, so yeah.
i'll be under my bed now.
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LOL They're EVERYWHERE!
= _ = I swear there are more Twilight books in a bookstore than there are magazines. OTL
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Stephenie Meyer, you have a lot to answer for.
Awesome comic. Would you happen to be on twilightsucks.com? It's a povely place with even more stories like this one.
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No, but I am a frequent visitor.
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...I had a little8 year old boy in the library after the fourth book last week. Luckily it was out and I told his dad not to let him read it.
"but he's read all the others".
"b-b-but - noooo! BAD! I mean, uh, maybe you shoul dcheck the reviews on this one, it's a lot more... uh, adult"
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Are you shittin' me? An 8-year-old boy?
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Well, give or take a year.
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what happend to that massive facepalm poster I had lying around......
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