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SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-28 18:06:11 +0000 UTC]
"Tribute runs are ALWAYS fun. I get to stomp up like a BOSS, see all my vassals' offerings laid out before me, take it...and they THANK ME for it! I love a good raid and rampage as much as any dragon, but having little underlings who'll give me whatever I as for; jump when I say 'frog'? That's power you can't feel from stomping around like a thug.
I keep other dragons from eating their towns for lunch, an as long as they do what I say and give tribute I don't do it either. Heck, I only take tribute of gold, gems, and fancy trinkets. No slaves or sacrifices. Win-win situation, amirite?
Getting called "Master" is nice, too."
--- Spike, on his treatment of his pets.
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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-29 02:28:05 +0000 UTC]
"That is impressive, O great Spykoran of Spire Mountain. But if we may ask, your scaled magnificence, where are your wings? They were there when you went out on your Tribute Run this morning..."
--- Captive Audience, an observant interviewer.
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-29 02:47:34 +0000 UTC]
Spike: "Oh, those? Just my size-shifting on the fritz. I'm normally BIGGER than most mountains, but sometimesΒ I like to get small and climb them for the exercise. It'sΒ from a Changeling spell I'm learning to copy, so it's got a few bugs--odd colors, my voice gets messed up, that sort of thing. Right now my wings are...hidden...by the spell. Once I return to my true size, they'll be back good as new."
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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-29 03:05:38 +0000 UTC]
CA: "I see, your fiery might, that does make sense... returning to the topic at hoof - claw - can you please elaborate on your opinions regarding other dragons pillaging and devouring villages? And given your reputation, it seems inconceivable they would attack those under your protection. How do you usually... dispose of them afterwards? And what if a village starts paying tribute and reverence to other dragons instead?"
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SkalopultonDraw20 [2012-08-22 16:46:23 +0000 UTC]
Imagine Spikezilla at the end of Godzilla vs Destoroyah.
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quibassi12 [2012-05-27 10:09:37 +0000 UTC]
this is him in adult
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Blanishna In reply to FaithFirefly [2012-05-27 01:49:37 +0000 UTC]
i agree when i desktop it ill fix it up good
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SunYup [2012-05-26 14:04:45 +0000 UTC]
D'AWWWW SO CUTE
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ringsandamiss007 [2012-05-26 04:34:03 +0000 UTC]
Rarity!!! Talk some sense into him!!!
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CHCHcartoons [2012-05-26 03:44:29 +0000 UTC]
QUICK!!! CALL THE POWER RANGERS!!! [link]
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ijustloveit619 [2012-05-26 03:36:33 +0000 UTC]
WTF TITLE XD
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