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Blazbaros — Hello ladies~
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Published: 2013-08-05 21:14:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 10909; Favourites: 182; Downloads: 206
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Look at your Chaos Gods.Now back to me.
Now back at your Chaos Gods.
Now back to me.
Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped using Nurgle's scented body wash and switched to Throne Spice, they could smell like they are me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Vengeful Spirit with the man your Dark Gods could smell like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a bolter with two purity seals of that chapter you love. Look again, the seals are now krak grenades.
Anything is possible when your man smells like Throne Spice.
I’m on a titan.
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Comments: 87
Oohhh damn where can I find that!!! The body wash is nice too.
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So does this mean that the role of Terry Crews' character will be played Leman Russ?
Well done, by the way.
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"AAAAAAAAA! THRONE SPICE WILL BLOW YER WOLF RIGHT OUTTA YER WOLF!!
PAPAPAPAPAPA-POWER!!!"
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Please make this a thing!
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You need to draw that sometime.
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Really helps get rid of that thousand-year-old Corpse stench.
Corpse rotting inside of a giant metal suit.
It's probably hot as hell in that thing...
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I'm no fan of the Blood Angels but this picture... Oh man I never laughed so hard xD
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I'm not usually a fan of the Primarchs outta armour...
...But dammit if I could have I would have just nosebleeded all over the floor simply because of this picture.
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Gotta take a shower sometime
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Dammit Sanguinius, stop being sexy.
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Stupid sexy Sanguinius. . .
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I got surprised by this...and shocked...and awed..
guess the temptation is there, good work!
- Miss Nellie -
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Thrones Spice wargear.
+3 to awesomeness.
+999999999 to hotness.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD
awesome idea
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awwwwwsome! too bad he's dead...assuming that's sanguinius. I'd still buy it though.
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Honestly, who else would it be?
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Leman Russ, cuz who doesn't like that wet dog smell
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He had red hair and possibly a beard.
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yeah he did, I'm just saying if you made an alternate piece/advertisement and that'd be the slogan. though if were are talking about who this person could be my only other guess would be lion el'johnson but he doesn't have wings.
heck you could make a whole line. leman russ would be literally "AXE body spray" comes out red from the can.
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sweet golly tyranids on a gridle, this is awesome.
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I'll buy what he's selling! What's the price? *hope it's not infused with Black Rage* Nice work!
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I laughed.
I laughed hard.
I laughed so hard.
I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair, banged my head on the floor hard enough for my brother to come in wondering if I was all right and didn't even notice for almost a minute, after which I wrote a longwinded and repetitious comment about a piece of 40k fan art parodying an Old Spice commercial.
And for the record, the stains from Nurgle's Scented Body Wash NEVER COME OUT.
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PURGE THE UNCLEAN.
Its the only way to be sure.
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Yup. And since we used Throne Spice today anyway...
Deploy the Adepta Sororitas!
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Eeeeee
LOL. Yes, you too can smell like Sanguinius...
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Not going to lie I can't take my eyes of Sanguinius now. He's sexy.
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THIS is how a reference/parody is done! One, it looks fabbbbb, two, you'd have to know the original material to truly get it!
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This wins so many internets...you should do a series of the primarchs other jobs..
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That actually might be worth doing
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Although I picture Sanguinius doing things like those adverts showing starving people in africa
"Just 20 Imperial crowns will help this young citizen have a future he would not have, so please. Donate today..."
Whilst Magnus would do like the Imperium's version of 'the more you know' or the really random morals at the end of he-man/GI Joe.
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YO JOE! If it was Rogal Dorn it would involve pain that's for sure.
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