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Published: 2011-03-16 17:41:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1632; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 15
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I tossed in the riff, Caleb loved it. There's not much to it really.My only complaint is the shading on this shot was tough, so getting the caption in was tougher. If anyone has any recommendations to make this better, toss em out. I should warn you, my MS Paint skills suck.
For those who can't decipher the caption, it reads: The "who's gonna rape who first?" faces
And with his hand on her shoulder, I'm going with Rango
Rango (c) Nickelodeon
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Well, Spongebob ain't gonna be too happy about this...
Mention "Squidward" and "Krabby Patties" to both of 'em, and see who wins lol
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I don't understand what's wrong with this picture. It looks perfect!
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Verbinski's animation team seriously need to give Beans bigger pupils. So not attractive 
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I guess you're gonna have to watch the movie and find out
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I don't think I can see it 
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Beans was complaining about selling her ranch, and then she suddenly froze and then Rango looks at her and randomly put his arm around her, then she suddenly unfroze and continued to talk then Rango was like, oh crap. Then she said "w-what are you doing?" Then he said "what are YOU doing?" Then she's like "you were cuddlin' me" Then he said, "No I wasn't" Then he said "you were frozen" Then Beans said "no i wasn't" Then he said "yes you were" Then she said "well, it's a defense mechanism- lots of lizards have it"
Then she says "so r u gonna die out here or ride into town w/ me?" (or something like that)Then he says "no, yes, no" Um... then he gets in her wagon thing and she says "so who r u really" Then he says "well, I'm a man of many backgrounds- there's my pen name, my stage name, my avatar, I'm actually one of the few men w/ a maiden name" THEN THAT OWL MARIACHI BAND THING STARTS TALKING... the end. O_O
I'm not even sure if this answered your question dB
Oh, and I probably missed a few lines and such~
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NO. THAT IS INACCURATE. When I wrote that, I had only seen Rango like once. So NO. WRONG.
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beans was complaining about selling her ranch and then she suddenly froze and then rango looks at her and randomly put his arm around her then she suddenly unfroze and continued to talk then rango was like oh crap then she said w what are you doing? then he said what are you doing? then shez like "you were cuddlin me" "no i wasnt" .............oh crap i for got the rest... sorry!! it's not like i can remember every single line... oh wait i remember .. kinda... o_e then he said "you were frozen" "no i wasnt" "yes you were" "well, it's a defense mechanism, lots of lizards have it" UMMMM i 4 got... the rest...
then she says "so r u gonna die out here or ride into town w/ me?" (or something like that) rango:no, yes, no, I KEEP FORGETING THE REST!!!!! um... then he gets in her wagon thing and she says "so who r u really" rango: well, im a man of many backgrounds- theres my pen name, my stage name, my avatar, im actually one of the few men w/ a maiden name" THEN THAT OWL MARIACHI BAND THING STARTS TALKING... the enD. O_O
im not even sure if this answered ur question dB
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NO! that's not even really right!!! wtf why did i write that??????? INACCURATE!
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Not as akward as this???
Wounded Bird: Pick up trail. Three men, headed west. One blind. One with...
[he takes a couple of sniffs]
Wounded Bird: ...a large prostate, riding side saddle.
Waffles: What...What'd he say?
Furgus: They're ridin' side saddle!
Buford: What?
Beans: Sshh! We're whisperin'.
Spoons: What'd he say?
Sergeant Turley: Someone's got a bad south.
Doc: All right. Which one of you fellas need a check up?
[puts on his latex surgical glove and holds his index finger up]
Wounded Bird: Awkward!
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Hahahaha.... yes, that's pretty awkward.
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awkward with the faces, or awkward with the faces and caption?
yeah, this was an awkward scene, and a fairly awkward "defense mechanism" for poor Beans to have
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Gosh, this whole scene, your screencap, everything XD
Poor Beans. But it was so cute how Rango just casually ignored it, like he didn't care, he thought she was cool anyhow...
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yeah, I did like how Rango ignored that. Rango is just... he's a character all of his own. I can't even explain to people what Rango is like. thank goodness my friend got a good example of him by watching me play the Rango game for the wii. now my friend is going to see the movie with me, and I get to see it twice! score!
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You're lucky- you have the game!!! I don't even know if it's out here yet, or if it will come out (I'm Australian...we got lucky when it came to the movie this time, but usually it's a month or so before we get to see something) at all.
Rango reminds me of Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow, particularly the scene where they go to inspect the body of John Masbeth. They both act like they know exactly what they're doing but they're both really just winging it
My favourite moment between Rango and Beans.. probably the kiss on the cheek scene. SO CUTE... he hesitated for just a teensy moment.. adorable!
And, I'm lucky like you too - I'm going to see it again soon! My friend hasn't seen it yet, and she said she wanted to.. I was like MARRY ME. NOW.
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yeah, the game is pretty fun! it's kinda a continuation of the story after the movie, with Rango being the sheriff and all. I have the wii version, fun! but the xbox version gives Rango some more fighting moves like slapping his tail around and even hitting the enemies from a distance with his tongue. lol! so it's all based on what you like, you want a fun shooter get the wii version, you want Rango doing fun things when he fights get the xbox version
yeah, that kiss was cute, especially when he decided to do it because he thought Beans was in a trance... which sounds a little creepy now that I said that
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Lol, I thought Beans was in a trance though... she did freeze up the way she does... MAYBE SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE O.O
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the wii one is more of a platform/shooter game, but it's still fun. the xbox looks like a platform/shooter, but they also threw in some fighting too. I gotta warn you though, the story in the game is more bizarre than the movie... and they made the game more "kid friendly" by giving Rango a corn shooting gun instead of a real gun, laaaame -__-
who knows, Beans is a strange girl
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Yeah, I saw the game trailer and two gameplay vids, there's ALIEN ROCKS...
I actually think the corn gun is good - there were so many times in the film that Rango could have just shot someone, but he didn't. So he shoots corn instead. Nice replacement that makes sense.
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trust me, there'll be stranger stuff than that
hmm, now that you mention it that does make some sense. just seems out of place that after seeing a movie with real guns we now see a corn gun. hmm, maybe Rango's too scared to fire a real gun? well, as a sheriff in a western town, he may need to get over that
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"Wait, did he say NOW it gets wierd?" Lol.
I'd say he is too scared to fire a real gun. There is the fact that he kind of made everything up... I'm starting to wonder if his owners watched a lot of western films when he was around and he just took inspiration from those...
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yeah, his owners musta watched a lot of westerns if he knew who the Spirit of the West was. his owners musta watched a lot of movies if the first introduction of Rango was as a daydreaming thespian alone in his cage. poor guy was so lonely he even made friends with his dead cockroach dinner
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Heh, and a fish, half a Barbie doll, and a tree... "Your performance was wooden. There, I said it."
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yeah, I cracked up at that wooden line second time I watched it... then I cracked up at my mom and friend cracking up at Rango hitting on his half a Barbie doll
then my friend and I noticed, yeah it makes sense with the palm tree and maybe the fish toy, but who puts half a Barbie in a lizard cage, and who/how do you get a hawaiian shirt on a chameleon?
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Well, you know people can use some funny things for toys... my bird gets all kinds of crap to play with; ribbons, paper, chocolate wrappers... (he likes shiny things ^^')\
As for the clothes...
a) the beauty of animation
b) the same way all the other animals got clothes
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