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Published: 2011-03-16 17:48:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 5638; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 87
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This riff comes from Caleb. Okay, it's more of a demotivator, but I don't know how to do those right, so I made it a caption.And I gave it the eye-catching DA inspired title it deserved
My riff on this was "I sure hope that's his tail." Funny, though hard to explain to people who don't get it. So, I went with Caleb's riff.
Rango (c) Nickelodeon/Paramount/ILM
and for those who don't know what a eunuch is... I ain't explaining. Go ask your mother. Enjoy naked Rango.
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actually reptiles keep their hemipenes inside the vent...............just.........just sayin >.>''
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Hold it Paramount Produced the Film and Industrial Light and Magic Made the Film
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oh yeah! Nickelodeon was like the distributor or something. thanks dude!
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you know what's really wrong? Rango went the whole half of the movie without pants. what's wrong with that lizard??
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Too true.
As for the demotivator issue... I only figured it out a few days ago myself, but there's a website that will create them for you. I'm pretty sure it's just www.demotivator.org, but you should be able to find it if you search demotivator on Google.
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which part true? naked Rango or the eunuch thing? ah hell, I'm going with both
thanks for the tip, I'll try to remember that, maybe next time the captions get chewed up by some shading on the picture. (I had no problem with this one of course)
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The whole eunuch thing XD You usually find that anthropomorphic (I'm about 80 per cent sure that's the term I want) animals are clothed XD
Yeah, it can be really annoying to figure out.
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yeah, but then again for the rest of the film Rango wore pants. maybe it's a dress code thing or something, lol
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Lol, like I said, usually clothed XD
I thought it was awesome for some reason that he was wearing jeans. I mean, it's a really trivial part of the film, but they were pretty good looking jeans
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yeah, I just love the jeans, so much detail. who knew jeans would look hot on a lizard?
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OMGYES.
It could also have something to do with the fact that I have jeans in more or less the same colour, DRESSUP TIMES!
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you know, there should be a Rango dress up game
lucky, I don't got anything near close to anything Rango... except for maybe that one cowboy hat, oh, nevermind, I had the band Family Force 5 autograph it
guess I'll have to settle for making OCs, I'm kicking a few ideas around, much to my friend's annoyance that I'm becoming a fangirl
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Hah lol, yes, I'm working on my own fanfiction XD
Well, if you have a plain white shirt, you already have something XD
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strangely, I don't have a plain white shirt
fanfiction, hmm? I was thinking of that, but I'm already working on my own stories with my own characters. but a Rango fanfic... very tempting
ps, let me know when your fanfic is up, I'll give it a read
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True... perhaps because I have one as part of my school uniform 
Yeah... there are 2 up already but they are kindof lame. The first one is just really short and has some grammar errors (grammar nazi when it comes to fanfiction) while the other one has an OC.. you know the kind that is hot but fiery, all powerful woman etc;? Yeah...not really all that promising.
Mine probably won't get posted for a while, because er... it basically is him pondering over what to name his kids. I'm just worried I'm going to get flamed for it because I did a bit of study and I just don't think it would actually work for a chameleon and a desert iguana to reproduce, but I've chucked most of that aside and done it anyway.
I got the idea from the line where Rango says that Beans was lucky her dad didn't plum love asparagus because he didn't think a child would "appreciate the moniker"... basically because I thought of the name Gussie as a shorter version and I was like "Yes!"
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heh, you're making kids for them, huh? cute
I have one character in mind, but I'm still fleshing him out. I will say that I may be going the "Boy Named Sue" route cause I think he'll be a salamander named Sallie
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The names I've chosen are Asparagus (Gussie), Bobbie, and Cactus.
I'd like to hear about Sallie when you've fleshed him out!
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nice that you recycled Asparagus, that's probably Rango's thinking there
I know I sent you the character sheet to look at earlier, but here's a one shot with Sallie in it so you can see him in action. it also has a song that I think fits Rango perfectly, enjoy! [link]
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Yup, Rango actually spends a lot of time thinking about it, because of what he said to Beans when they first met.
And yeah, that's pretty much why I liked Cactus so much, because it has meaning to both of them.
I chose Bobbie.. probably because it sounds really cool in a Southern accent. Not sure whether Bobbie is a boy or girl, though... The name is thought up by Beans, but she doesn't know whether she wants to use that or Stawberry. Rango prefers Bobbie.
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I like Bobbie, kinda reminds me of Bobbie Jo, which also sounds country
and Strawberry is sweet, and my nickname my dad gave me when I was a baby
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Hahahaha... BOBBIE JO! GIT BACK TO BED!
I totally just reminded myself of Dane Cook's "19 Kids" skit thingie.. RRRRRHHHTT! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!
Awwww, cute name. I had (still have) several... Lolly/Lollypop, Bugaloo, Minxy (Sounds like Miggsy or Mixie or something, I dunno, my dad comes up with the strangest names sometimes)... all the usual (Possum, Blossom, baby, etc
I thought of Strawberry because I must have been trying to think of names from food... and it was the name of a character from Watership Down (good book).
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