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Published: 2009-04-21 09:47:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 52520; Favourites: 1737; Downloads: 1086
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American customer: “Your flag is just so pretty. I love maple leaves. Does it come in blue?”Me: “Um, no, sorry, only red.”
American customer: “That’s a shame. My kitchen is blue, and it would look so pretty on the wall. You should make them in other colours.”
Me: “…”
Canadian customer behind her: “That’s a good point. I’ve always thought the stars-and-stripes would look great in earth tones.”
American customer: “Our flag is ALWAYS red, white and blue! Honestly, Canadians are so stupid sometimes.”
pointed out by anon, from notalwaysright.com
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Comments: 344
I'm American and I wouldn't mind getting an American flag with the normal blue and white stars, but instead of red and white stripes they would be rainbow stripes. *w*
(Also the "Earthy tones" idea sounds cool)
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That American customer is a piece of shit :l
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Our flag was actually almost blue with THREE maple leaves. Almost.......
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Someone actually said that?? Gosh, people are so weird sometimes! xD
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Actually, I believe Texas did that once when they were a nation... one of the many older versions of Texas's flag back then during the time it was a nation was JUST like the earthy colored USA flag- but with a tiny little Union Jack copy in the corner. They just kept ripping off of Mexico's and the USA's flag back then! ....Until they finally decided to rip off from Chile's flag.... and they kept it.
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You hate us?................................................
Please don't.
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i mean i live in america but some times he can be a meany :c
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Oh.
I thought you ment the country, not the person.
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no the person -,-''
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Chinese but born in America and 1/4 proud of it....or I was until I read this and realized how some of my more American friends think.... now I think I'm bordering on only about low 1/10 proud.
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someone should tell the american customer that they are an idiot. XD
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NO.CANADIANS ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN AMERICANS. >XD
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YEA!( im American and have to deal with fellow dumb Americans,in my school.THEY DONT KNOW THAT SEALAND OR CANADA EXSIST!)
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I can understand Sealand.... but Canada?! HAVE THEY SEEN A MAP?!
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oh my god, did that really happen to you? xD
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I second this! We profusely apologize for American tourists everywhere!
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As an intelligent American, I do agree that sometimes we can be...'achademically challenged'. For instance, I probably just misspelled achademically, but hey, I'm from Kentucky. What do you expect?
It seems like all ther stupid Americans travel. Like me. At least I do some research and try to fit in a little.
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This isn't as bad as the time I was on Yahoo Answers and there was a guy with an extremely American username asking "How do you say hi in Canadian?" Because he wanted to use that in a project on Canada for school. *facepalm* As an American of Canadian heritage, I am extremely ashamed yet amused. Great picture though.
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Tell him he's hoser. I'm sorry not sorry. (Count as a sorry right?) -From a Canadian
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I hear you. I mean, I'm only a tiny bit Canadian.
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Oh geez some people can be so dumb sometimes, but as a story this is quite funny. From what I've heard and the few friends I have who are from the States I know not everyone is like that but wow, that guy must have been pretty narrow-minded! You fluid lines are great!
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Lol are you serious?? There are times when I lose hope in my countrymen....
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Being Canadian makes this a 100 times funnier!! XDDDDDDDDDD
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Ahahaha, oh lord, please tell me that this didn't actually happen...?
.__. yeah.... I promise we aren't all like that. XD I love Alfred, this is absolute hilarity.
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Is it just me or does it seem like all the STUPID Americans travel. :/
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It's because for some reason all of the "smart" ones can't afford it. We try, though. We try.
We aren't all like this, though. Really, we aren't.
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...*bangs head against table* WHY R AMERICANS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES!!!
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it's the internet, relax. lol
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Bwahahahahaha!! well It does look good in blue lol and I actually have seen rustic american flags that have a more earthy tone. My old teacher has one. I have no idea where she got it.
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This makes me proud to be American for some reason.
You admonish us for our wacky antics, but laugh because you realize... deep down, you AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT.
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
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And we Canadians are just kind of pushed on the side, face-palming at you're wacky antics but hey, we still watch your elections and we back you up when you need it.
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Well, we share a continent, and a lot of our allies, so that's one thing that's the same.
FOR SOLIDARITY!
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Huh, I'm confused by the statement of solidarity.
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