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Blue-Raccoon-Siren โ€” Sexually Offended Laura

Published: 2012-11-09 20:35:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1301; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 3
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Description I CANT
FANART
FIRST ONE
IM FUCKING HONORED
OHMYGAWD

Smexy: Why can't I just-
Me: Shutup! Laura's not your proxy! And she's not your whore!
Laura: Uh...guys...?
Smexy: She's mine! And she may not be my proxy but at least she'd make a better one than you!
Me: I'M NOT EVEN YOUR PROXY! I'M SPLENDY'S!
Laura: Guys?
Smexy: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SPLENDY! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!
Me: YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!
Laura: Guys...

Laura:
Sexual Offenderman:
Me: Me~
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PH-mexicanfangirl17 [2013-03-04 20:19:10 +0000 UTC]

Epic!

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to PH-mexicanfangirl17 [2013-03-07 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

thanks!!!

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PH-mexicanfangirl17 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2013-03-07 00:54:28 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!!!

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SharkMoon17 [2012-11-17 06:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Lols, the censor face. I like how one of his tentacles is wrapped around itself X'D

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to SharkMoon17 [2012-11-17 14:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Its just like'I NEED SOMETHING TO RUB ON AGHHHHDBCNWPDHNFJ*4/$8*";-HDHDBEIXG<โ‚ฌ=โ‚ฌฮ \`=ยข^HNDJFB'

XDDD

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SharkMoon17 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-18 06:03:45 +0000 UTC]

Rotfl! completely X'D

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NimbusBloodFang [2012-11-11 03:51:14 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS MADE OF SEX.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to NimbusBloodFang [2012-11-11 04:12:35 +0000 UTC]

SO IS YOUR FACE.

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NimbusBloodFang In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-11 04:14:44 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU. NOW UMPH ME.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to NimbusBloodFang [2012-11-11 20:42:30 +0000 UTC]

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sonya013 [2012-11-10 01:09:53 +0000 UTC]

ok ive seen the word proxy all over the place... what does it mean?

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to sonya013 [2012-11-10 04:00:19 +0000 UTC]

its like a minion but they dont realize theyre a minion

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sonya013 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-10 21:23:22 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhh

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to sonya013 [2012-11-11 03:30:50 +0000 UTC]

Yus

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carsond13 [2012-11-10 00:46:47 +0000 UTC]

I nearly dropped my phone in laughter when I saw Splendy's face...

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to carsond13 [2012-11-10 04:00:34 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDD
that waas for the fans

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shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 20:44:50 +0000 UTC]

omgomgomg this is wonderful! Laura is just standing there like "Jesus get this asshole away from me," and there you are to her rescue!

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 20:47:13 +0000 UTC]

lawl xDDDDD i get like that~ at several points reading ur story i was like "WHY I OUGHTTA I COULD JUST KILL DAT BASTARD"
But then I was like "oh there's more story lawl~"
xDDDDD
highfives all around for bitchin out a mostrous creature~

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shutup-andwrite In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:51:19 +0000 UTC]

EARHjear;h I just noticed that was Slendorman's face censoring Offenderman! Omg.


Yes~! Lots of highfives! Would you ever be up for a art trade in the future? c:

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 20:53:28 +0000 UTC]

YES we could do one right now xD

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shutup-andwrite In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:07:00 +0000 UTC]

Okay! I might be a little slow because I'm writing a chapter but I'm up for it!

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 21:10:14 +0000 UTC]

actually thats just what i was gonna request~ include me in the next chapter (im really easy i just wear a stripy shirt, jeans with patches, and a blueplaid hat, jacket, and shoes~ also im super outgoing, spazzy, and bubbly), and i'll draw u whatever~ o3o

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shutup-andwrite In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:29:22 +0000 UTC]

I have a lot planned out for the next few chapters but I can make you a small cameo appearance in this one, yeah. c:

You're a Splendorman proxy right?

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 21:32:23 +0000 UTC]

YESIAM and i <3 cameos xDDDDD
It's just like "hey you see that woman there? the one who seems unimportant? she's really important...just not here"
LAWL
*highfive*
what do u want for urs?

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shutup-andwrite In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:38:53 +0000 UTC]

A few questions on that. Does she have any sort of abilities, say like, would she be able to smell Slender blood? I have a idea if that's the case.

And for mine, could you maybe do the two (Laura and you) in a pool with inner tubes and one of Offenderman's tentacle's coming up from between Laura's legs with her going "What the fuck?!" and you face palming?

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-09 21:42:19 +0000 UTC]

Her ability to detect those marked by a slenderbeing are remarkable, but it's more of a sight thing than anything else. also she can teleport, and carries around bags of glitter everywhere for her random urges to dump them on people (side effect of being a splendor proxy).

AND YES I CAN

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shutup-andwrite In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 23:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm done with the chapter. I just have to make the art to go alone and I'll be posting it soon! c:

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to shutup-andwrite [2012-11-10 04:14:35 +0000 UTC]

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KatsukoNarumari4 [2012-11-09 20:42:38 +0000 UTC]

This is too funny and I've read her stories, they're fucking awesome! XD YOU HAVE MESSAGES TO REPLY TO!!

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to KatsukoNarumari4 [2012-11-09 20:43:34 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW I DO JEEZ MOM

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KatsukoNarumari4 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes I am your mother. Your father is coming back today! *sighs happily*

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to KatsukoNarumari4 [2012-11-09 20:55:14 +0000 UTC]

YAY OMG I MISSED DAD

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KatsukoNarumari4 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:57:34 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW! NOT GET TO THE MESSAGES!

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to KatsukoNarumari4 [2012-11-09 20:57:50 +0000 UTC]

*creiys*

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KatsukoNarumari4 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Mwhahahahahahaaaaaaa...

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gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 20:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Lynn: She's not his Proxy. I am!
Smexy: And you don't bitch me out either.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 20:39:56 +0000 UTC]

No, see I'M the one bitchin' him out and I'm tellin him that Laura CAN'T be his proxy.

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:44:57 +0000 UTC]

Lynn: I know.
Smexy: Let the woman make up her own mind. If she wants me, you can't stop it.
Lynn: Settle down. Or I'll hide the sugar.
Smexy: Touch it and I touch you.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 20:48:03 +0000 UTC]

I ate all the sugar.*tosses confetti into the air*
Splendy:*dumps bags of glitter on you*

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:49:54 +0000 UTC]

Both: -_-
Lynn: Why?

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 20:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Splendy:Cause~
*shrugs*

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 20:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Lynn: You are a strange little man.
Smexy: And she's with me. That says a lot.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 20:57:34 +0000 UTC]

*smiles widely*But at least I'm safe from your rapine~
Splendy:

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:04:09 +0000 UTC]

Smexy: Ture. No way i'm poking around your ass.
Lynn: What about Vendy?
Smexy: That would be interesting. We look too alike. I'd consider that masterbation.

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 21:11:42 +0000 UTC]

GUYS LET'S FOCUS WE'VE GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE*teleports off*
Splendy:*also teleports*

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Lynn: Great. We've been ditched.
Smexy: You wanna follow them and fuck with them some more?
Lynn: *smirks* Sounds like fun.
Smexy: *grins*

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 21:22:20 +0000 UTC]

*reappears in a forest*FUCK I SUCK AT TELEPORTING.

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:31:05 +0000 UTC]

*creepy giggling*

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Blue-Raccoon-Siren In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-11-09 21:33:26 +0000 UTC]

*glances around nervously*Hmmm...okay, lemme concentrate...

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Blue-Raccoon-Siren [2012-11-09 21:34:36 +0000 UTC]

*flower petals rain from the tree tops*

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