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Published: 2007-12-11 03:40:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1101; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 8
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My first Artemis Fowl fan-art~!!! lol Don't ask. Poor 'Arty' looks so ticked off that he's getting a hug. So...LIKE him.
Butler's hair was a pain. And it looks awful to boot, too!
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He could very well be. I can't draw bald people without their heads looking deformed though, so we can just pretend he's wearing a toupee or something. c:
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...I love you.
So much.
I can't stop staring at this, it's epic!
The, ah, only problem is I THINK Butler's bald...not sure. I didn't see it anywhere in the books, but the other fans I know assure me it's in there.
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You know what? That is the cutest (if not creepiest, but really--who doesn't LOVE creepy?) thing anyone has said. So thank you. <3
And I do believe you're right. Thing is, I completely fail at bald people. So I think what we need to do is pretend that, for whatever rhyme or reason, Butler is wearing a toupee.
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Yes, creepy is my buisness. I'm probably supposed to grow up to be a stalker, but alas, I have no one to stalk, if you don't count the family of Squirrels I record outside my house.
Alrighty then! Toupee's kick ass. Baldness kicks ass too, but it's haaard to draw.
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No one to stalk? That's horrible! Sure, squirrels are a good starter, being that they don't freak out as much, but to sincerely stalk someone you need to have that element of seeing their faces when you scream (in a battle-cry like fashion) 'SURPRISEBUTTSECKS!' And quite frankly, I don't think that squirrels can give you that... adrenalin.
I'm not sure if toupees kick ass or not. When they're drawn, maybe. But when you actually see someone wearing one? I usually get the urge to scream, 'Mister! MISTER! You have a coyote on your head!'
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Your so right. Squirrel's are soooo last season. Whores are all the rage. Though I'm not sure if they scream as much with my surprise butt sex way.
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Can I stalk yooooou~?
I love them because they look hilarious. And wow. That statement made me laugh so hard. It's true, though, isn't it?
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I find squirrels are more like... training wheels for stalking. And whores... well, you want to benefit from the surprise. With whores and hookers and whatnot, you may end up with a bad surprise. You know. Herpes, etc.
As for stalking me, go right ahead. I would normally suggest that you find a more interesting person to stalk, but if the desires pushes you to do so, feel free. (That could be taken badly out of context.)
It's very true. What's worse is having a waiter with a toupee. I've a mild fear that when he leans over to pour a drink, his toupee will fall into my food or something. Perhaps it's a bit irrational, but... you never know. It could happen. And when it does, I will be ready. *holds up Purell bottle*
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Preeeeetty much. And gaaaah, herpes, it BURNS~!! Literally.
Yay! And trust me, the desires do~. (Hehehe...)
...xD Oh my god. That's would be horrible. But you know what's worse? It's the BAAAAAD toupees. The one's that make you think, "Bald is better!"
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I hear that calamine lotion doesn't even help the sensation. Those poor people.
And it's always good to have some sort of desire burning within; even if it does so happen that what you thought was a desire were actually those aforementioned herpes. c:
I mean... is that such a terrible fear? I think that if it did happen, I would scream. I would have so much emotional trauma that I would probably not live very long afterward. I kind of think that... most toupees ARE the bad kind. Though, I'm not particularly enticed by bald people, so I suppose that, in the worse-case-scenario, toupees... are alright. Well, alright-ish.
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Wow. That sucks.
And the Herpes Desire.
Interesting.
Almost as interesting as sky diving into a barrel of lard, cheese, and mice. Heh.
No. It's not. And I wouldn't live long either. I'd die there, there's a good chance. Heart attack. Of the Toupee genera. Bleh.
Alright-ish is right. I'd rather spray paint hair one, or glue my cat to my head.
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Or we could always pray that they get one of those plastic wigs. You know. The ones that are pre-styled with pigtails and stuff? Those kind. I think that it should be mandatory.
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...you mean, have everyone like like a barbie doll? Le gasp!
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No no, dear. I was thinking more along the lines of this: [link] It would certainly make eating more entertaining, don't you think? (By the way, that is not me. That is a photo from Google.)
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That. Is. Epic. And it's make eating at fancy restaurants so much easier!!
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Oh, I know, right? I want one. It would make eating there fun, especially if there is nothing around for me to read. <3
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YUS. Very much so.
By the way. I see you.
*I suck at stalking, D:*
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No no, dear. You have to say something like, "Wow. I didn't know you had that under your bed. By the way, your perfume smells terribly dashing this evening. And your sock drawer? Organized to perfection. " You know. That sort of stuff.
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Ohhhh. Thanks!
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Your bathroom's rather comfortable. Did you know you use the toliet in your sleep 6 times a night? Half the time you mutter something about carrots and unicorn balls.
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Can you blame me? That cranberry juice; it goes through you like you wouldn't believe. And I don't need to be asleep to mutter things; I save that for when people are unsure of whether or not I am sane (it lets them know that they were right in thinking that I've lost all of my marbles). Carrots are totally gross, and unicorn balls... *grope grope*
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(Off topic, but...I LOVE YOU. That comment...why do I not KNOW YOU already? AND your a fan of Artemis Fowl in the first place. D: I need to get out more!)
I plan to fuck a uni-horn when I find one. Rumor has it that they cum rainbow.
Hehe.
Oh, and stop picking at your mole! It's a bad habit.
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I don't know. xD Are you per chance Canadian? Because we may already know one another if you are. You know. what with Canada only have two paved roads as of 2006 and all.
I'm not sure I'd like to mate with a unicorn. I'm a very... non-pain-liking fellow. Though that sentence may be thrown out the window if it's true about their semen. Rainbow? Bring it on, Mr. Neigh-Neigh.
I had to laugh at the mole comment. I actually was picking at my mole. xD <3 You're getting good at this, you know.
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...no, Texan, but my family lives in Canda! They speak butchered french and think they're better then everyone. Hehehe. But that's my family.
I love pain of THAT kinda, if you know what I mean...
Yay! Then you wouldn't mind the present I left on your bed, rigggggght?
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Texan? They make nice cheese. <3 Your family is from either Quebec or New Brunswick then. I'm not at all. xD
I think I know what you mean. I like being the one delivering the pain though. So I cannot really say that I like... having the pain. xD;
The present? It was you who left the mangled squirrel there?
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IS HE>! O_O M-M-My goodness.
Erm... alright then. We'll just say in here he has just bought himself a nice tupee. C:
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xDD Atleast in the start he is, lol. You've read all the books? Cuz if not this might be a spoiler x3
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No, not all of them. D: I got up to erm... Wow. I forget the title. But it's red and has the demons in it. xD Where Minerva is first introduced.
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Dunno wich you are talking about, but i think you mean book nr. 3 then, cuz its the onlt red one ive red, lol. Eternity Code it's named.
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Not the Eternity Code. The book covers may differ, depending on what country you're in. =/ My are the Canadian versions, if that's any help.
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Aha, in Norway The Eternity Code is red :/ well, atleast he gets hair in that book xD
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Oooh, Norway. <3
I dunno. I kind of pictured him with hair. D: Now everything is... topsy turvey. xD
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xD But anywayz, i allways picture ppl wrong e___e *Pretended Butler was a Draenei dude from WoW the whole book and Artemis was Tom Riddle* xD
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OMG. O_O Tom Riddle. <3 I could so picture Artemis as Tom Riddle. xD They're quite similar in looks, mind for the eyes. Plus, they're simialr personality-wise.
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Yh, i know, when i read about his appearance i thought of Tom, and when i realized how he acter i was shure ether HP or AF has stolen the idea xD
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Hey! My attention span is FINE! I'm quite... SMEXY GUY!!! YAYS! *runs after Mika*
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I never read Artemis Fowl. I really should read, neh? Someone start harassing me about it.
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You WANT them to harass you into it?!?!?
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Sure, then I'll remember to read it.
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lol Well I guess that's one way to remember
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Yes, I can remember all the info about characters yet I cannot remember what I had for dinner 30 minutes ago....
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Oooo I like this! Heh, I've read the first three, you should do Holly or Juliet next. Wow, I always pictured Artemis Fowl with really light brown hair... why don't I ever get these things right xD?
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It said clearly that he had black hair..... *shrugs* To each his own though, I guess...
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