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Published: 2009-05-01 20:01:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 11176; Favourites: 149; Downloads: 54
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Description You don't know where that thing's been.

Come to think of it, sarcophagi ARE somewhat phallic... Hm.

*Edit: Gonorrhea and Chlamydia actually make it burn when you pee... And that, my friends, is the STC/STD connection. (So, they say a joke's not that funny if you have to explain it...)
Understood - and agreed.

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This is a tribute to
He has been made a senior member.
Everybody watch your milk money...

He does GREAT work, which I directly ripped of stylistically.
I figured it'd be the only way to do justice to this tribute.
...sincerest form of flattery, they say.

He and his crew have minds that I appreciate.
[ Check 'em out ]
Cheers, Kris!

(Comic inspired by an actual personal conversation involving Egypt, curses, and STD's.)
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Comments: 43

LeeM [2015-07-18 00:15:12 +0000 UTC]

In other words... FLAMING PEE! How cool would that be?

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BreakTheDay In reply to LeeM [2015-07-22 15:38:30 +0000 UTC]

I was SO close to adding the visual gag of a small flame starting in the crotchal region... Flaming pee as a superhero - maybe pretty cool. Flaming pee as, say, a chlamydia patient - probably not so cool.

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EgyptianQueenWannabe [2015-07-13 17:59:52 +0000 UTC]

STC! Cute comic by the way  

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BreakTheDay In reply to EgyptianQueenWannabe [2015-07-16 20:18:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Thanks!

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EgyptianQueenWannabe In reply to BreakTheDay [2015-07-16 20:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome

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Edward-Smee [2012-04-10 00:51:41 +0000 UTC]

I laughed.

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BreakTheDay In reply to Edward-Smee [2012-04-10 14:41:52 +0000 UTC]

...and then you made m'day. Thanks!

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Edward-Smee In reply to BreakTheDay [2012-04-29 06:09:13 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME!! I love making people's days!

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Chester-Field [2011-12-28 18:44:47 +0000 UTC]

it burns when i pee. i love that

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BreakTheDay In reply to Chester-Field [2011-12-30 15:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Ha, thanks!

Your comment is a phrase that I'll bet nobody has ever said in real life...!

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Chester-Field In reply to BreakTheDay [2011-12-31 02:10:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I hope so

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Mediocrity25 [2010-12-11 09:53:40 +0000 UTC]

EL OH EFFIN EL XD noice

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BreakTheDay In reply to Mediocrity25 [2010-12-20 16:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Ha, thoinks.

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witch-fire-uno [2010-01-18 16:38:15 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for faving before commenting... DX

This is too funny! My friend and I spent about thirty minutes laughing at this.

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BreakTheDay In reply to witch-fire-uno [2010-01-18 16:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Not a worry - I appreciate that you'd fave and comment in ANY order.
H'ray laughter!

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ViennaKeij [2009-10-06 22:44:30 +0000 UTC]

I clicked on this and was surprised when I didn't see Kris' icon in the corner!

You really stayed true to his style of humor. This page deserves more praise than it has gotten.

Keep being awesome!

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BreakTheDay In reply to ViennaKeij [2009-10-07 14:37:25 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps people find a tribute to be a "poser" move. So, as long as Kris is getting his love, that's fine by me. He created a great comic style - though I do mesh well with his humor. Dig it!

Thank you for the praise! I hope you receive plenty, as well. Definitely well deserved!

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hazyfunlovelala [2009-08-26 18:07:17 +0000 UTC]

lol.
the curse made it burn when he pees.
lol, not exactly the funniest thing ever, but its funny.

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BreakTheDay In reply to hazyfunlovelala [2009-08-26 21:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Actually, his Gonorrhea or Chlamydia makes it burn when he pees.

No, not the funniest ever, but based on a real [funky] conversation.

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hazyfunlovelala In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-08-26 21:38:21 +0000 UTC]

lol.
I dont think i want to see anyone peeing then... lol.

lol. thats interesting, then

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BreakTheDay In reply to hazyfunlovelala [2009-08-27 15:58:53 +0000 UTC]

Aww, well thank you again.

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burninlab [2009-08-06 19:15:12 +0000 UTC]

dude.. i'm a follower of cyanide and happiness.. it's a sexy comic man.. are you one of the artists?

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BreakTheDay In reply to burninlab [2009-08-06 20:08:29 +0000 UTC]

It is a sexy comic. Dig the humor.
But no, not one of their artists, just created a tribute to Kris in light of his recent promotion.

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burninlab In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-08-07 09:11:07 +0000 UTC]

aah.. nice

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WolfPhantom16 [2009-07-22 16:34:13 +0000 UTC]

I laughed really loudly and my dog looked at me weird. Good job. xD

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BreakTheDay In reply to WolfPhantom16 [2009-07-22 18:33:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad to get a reaction out of you AND your dog - that's a day maker!

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Yupik [2009-07-02 19:54:54 +0000 UTC]

lolwut

loveee it.

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BreakTheDay In reply to Yupik [2009-07-06 16:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Yupik In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-07-07 00:58:52 +0000 UTC]

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BoNeZmedia [2009-05-27 22:49:49 +0000 UTC]

freakin awesome

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BreakTheDay In reply to BoNeZmedia [2009-05-28 16:13:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Chatters!

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SkeleDude [2009-05-08 01:14:12 +0000 UTC]

They seemed to be a little hunched over, but still awesome.


oh, it was funny too.

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BreakTheDay In reply to SkeleDude [2009-05-08 16:27:52 +0000 UTC]

Ha, so they do... Ah well, I leave the mastery to Kris himself. Glad the humor shone through!

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easybeeze [2009-05-02 17:43:22 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know you did Cyanide and Happiness too! This makes me happy!

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BreakTheDay In reply to easybeeze [2009-05-04 17:43:32 +0000 UTC]

That WOULD be jaw-dropping.

Matter of fact, this piece is only a tribute to the greatness of the C&H boys - in honor of Kris Wilson's recent promotion.

I appreciate the skewed humor as it fits snugly with my own. (No homoeroticism intended.)

Stay happy, even though I don't do C&H. Deal?

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easybeeze In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-05-07 05:19:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha oh, well yes, they are fabulous! And yes, I will try to stay happy! lol Even though I am pregnant and my mood changed alot, I sure will try! haha

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BreakTheDay In reply to easybeeze [2009-05-07 17:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, watch that mood. And congrats, you!

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easybeeze In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-05-08 04:52:35 +0000 UTC]

I meant to say changes, not changed...I just realized I said that! lol But yes, i'm working on it! lol And thanks!!

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ChescaTipton [2009-05-02 06:51:36 +0000 UTC]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!

I love their comics and when I saw this in my alerts I thought it was Chris posting a new one! LOL

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BreakTheDay In reply to ChescaTipton [2009-05-04 17:45:39 +0000 UTC]

They're great comics! Funny, great style!

If it's that confusing, we'll see if Kris has me take it down...! It was created out of respect, for sure.

Glad you like it, of course!

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sarahmouse [2009-05-01 20:25:49 +0000 UTC]

.....
amazing.

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BreakTheDay In reply to sarahmouse [2009-05-01 21:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha, you're too kind.
Pleasure talking to the Sarahmouse.

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sarahmouse In reply to BreakTheDay [2009-05-02 05:26:08 +0000 UTC]

right back at cha

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