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This is my lovely lady fan virus Claudine, the female of the Epstein-Barr virus (aka the Human herpesvirus 4) duo. =3 The virus often causes a disease called mononucleosis, also referred to as the ‘kissing disease’. She kills her victims by doing just that… kissing. Upon receiving a kiss from Claud, the poor bastard cell unlucky enough to fall her charm and sex appeal (or just happened to be nearby when she was in a particularly foul mood) would suffer an immediate death, though the actual disease is relatively harmless to the human host. Her long fingers and nails can also be used as a weapon, but they are rather brittle and break easily, though they grow back quickly. However, she is completely inept when it comes to fighting and prefers not to risk breaking a nail, and would much rather give a nice kick to the groin with her stiletto heels and get the hell outta there. (She can run pretty fast in heels and ridiculously restraining dresses)

Claudine is quite the prima donna, and is very high maintenance. Preferring not to dirty her hands with any work, she basically uses Bernie as her little errand boy and rarely does anything herself without endlessly complaining about it. Instead, she’d rather lounge around while others cater to her every whim and desire. She is somewhat (somewhat being an understatement) melodramatic, and overreacts in most situations, especially when one of her many romances go awry. She has a habit of ‘falling in love’ with random men, and subsequently kissing them, apparently forgetting any consequences, which leads to their demise. Being the drama queen that she is, she’ll likely bawl her four eyes out. And then forget about it the very next day.

Neither Bernie nor Claudine are very competent killers (Claudine, however, being slightly less of a blissfully clueless idiot than Bernie, and more like a whiny bitch), and instead of being the frightful and dangerous viruses you would expect them to be, they’re more like the two bumbling lackeys that the real bad guy keeps sending out despite the fact they seem to mess up everything they’re asked to do.

Description
This is my lovely lady fan virus Claudine, the female of the Epstein-Barr virus (aka the Human herpesvirus 4) duo. =3 The virus often causes a disease called mononucleosis, also referred to as the ‘kissing disease’. She kills her victims by doing just that… kissing. Upon receiving a kiss from Claud, the poor bastard cell unlucky enough to fall her charm and sex appeal (or just happened to be nearby when she was in a particularly foul mood) would suffer an immediate death, though the actual disease is relatively harmless to the human host. Her long fingers and nails can also be used as a weapon, but they are rather brittle and break easily, though they grow back quickly. However, she is completely inept when it comes to fighting and prefers not to risk breaking a nail, and would much rather give a nice kick to the groin with her stiletto heels and get the hell outta there. (She can run pretty fast in heels and ridiculously restraining dresses)

Claudine is quite the prima donna, and is very high maintenance. Preferring not to dirty her hands with any work, she basically uses Bernie as her little errand boy and rarely does anything herself without endlessly complaining about it. Instead, she’d rather lounge around while others cater to her every whim and desire. She is somewhat (somewhat being an understatement) melodramatic, and overreacts in most situations, especially when one of her many romances go awry. She has a habit of ‘falling in love’ with random men, and subsequently kissing them, apparently forgetting any consequences, which leads to their demise. Being the drama queen that she is, she’ll likely bawl her four eyes out. And then forget about it the very next day.

Neither Bernie nor Claudine are very competent killers (Claudine, however, being slightly less of a blissfully clueless idiot than Bernie, and more like a whiny bitch), and instead of being the frightful and dangerous viruses you would expect them to be, they’re more like the two bumbling lackeys that the real bad guy keeps sending out despite the fact they seem to mess up everything they’re asked to do.