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Published: 2011-01-25 03:00:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 82119; Favourites: 2633; Downloads: 542
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Description This was commissioned by ~cresent34 , and he wanted me to make a comic similar to the vampire one I made [link] except he wanted it to criticize wizards. To him, wizards used to be old guys with powerful magic spells that could defeat god-like creatures, and now they're just nerds with powerful magic spells that could defeat god-like creatures... Does anyone remember when being a nerd was a bad thing? I swear that now-a-days (ack, old people talk) it's basically a fad or something. o_OU

Art © *BrokenTeapot

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I'm not making fun of Harry Potter, I'm just saying that wizards have changed over the years, and the commissioner wanted me to depict today's wizards as being nerdy. -_-U

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Also, if I see even the slightest trace of a flame war, I'm just going to disable the comments. This isn't meant to offend anyone, it's just meant for a quick laugh and all that fun stuff.
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Comments: 1036

CAcartoon [2018-12-14 13:46:04 +0000 UTC]

While i do like Harry Potter, I do prefer

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CAcartoon In reply to CAcartoon [2018-12-14 13:46:14 +0000 UTC]

The original wizards

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IndigoWizard [2018-03-18 01:39:24 +0000 UTC]

This is sad because it is true

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Hells33k3r In reply to IndigoWizard [2022-04-26 10:07:57 +0000 UTC]

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Logico49 [2017-12-28 06:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes, yeah I feel this way. Same with gatling guns, cause they are more powerful compared to other weapons irl, and yet in most games they just preform like rifles with huge clips.

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Littel-book-writer [2017-09-02 23:34:53 +0000 UTC]

Magic missiles lol

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MargozMidnight [2016-12-21 04:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Good one!

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AlexeiELozada [2015-12-21 15:24:24 +0000 UTC]

There is apparently a new Harry Potter not Harry Potter movie coming out

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redrubiesandcherries [2014-01-04 04:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Dumbledore and Voldemort and Gandalf can be an exception.

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Mecha-Naruto-Owner [2013-11-02 16:56:50 +0000 UTC]

Good thing the jedi killed em.

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AndyofIndiana In reply to Mecha-Naruto-Owner [2013-12-01 19:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Are you talking about Harry Potter losing his Screwattack Deathbattle to Luke Skywalker? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRLuPH…

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Mecha-Naruto-Owner In reply to AndyofIndiana [2013-12-01 19:09:09 +0000 UTC]

yea

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caleas [2013-03-09 03:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Fuck the media.

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zenmaster300 [2013-01-07 06:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey at least its a better transformation than what happened to the vampires!

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Akyura44 In reply to zenmaster300 [2013-04-16 17:53:42 +0000 UTC]

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catangeltitan [2012-12-31 05:38:51 +0000 UTC]

i dont like that u had to draw something criticizing harry potter....but i respect your opinion.

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EllaBella222 [2012-06-21 07:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Are the magic missiles a hint at D&D? Gosh I'm such a geek. :3

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jkillyleagh953 [2012-03-19 19:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Next up...vampires.....

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sarahisaverage [2011-12-24 22:24:17 +0000 UTC]

one word: dumbledore. nuff said.

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aguycalledbaldur In reply to sarahisaverage [2012-01-11 08:41:41 +0000 UTC]

isn't it funny that the college of winterhold has a similar atmosphere to hogwarts, only with a bi-ped cat that talks in the third person.

j'zargo knows who you are, and j'zargo will try to take things from your pockets.

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EineKrone [2011-12-06 17:45:07 +0000 UTC]

If I ever see another true Wizard, with the exception of Gandalf, I would die happy.

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juliojulio1234 In reply to EineKrone [2012-12-18 03:11:49 +0000 UTC]

try um raistlin and domuldore

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sirweston [2011-11-20 22:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Read the Young Wizards series. Now that is how wizardry is supposed to be.

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TheGobo [2011-10-30 17:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Why is he casting magic missle though?

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Snivelly1997 [2011-10-29 21:02:18 +0000 UTC]

At least the vampires in Harry Potter don't sparkle XD

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SaucyBanjo [2011-09-19 23:16:36 +0000 UTC]

It's so true ... :<

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thebloodygod [2011-08-13 18:40:54 +0000 UTC]

who says that we cant get the old versions back?

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ProfessorNature [2011-07-16 15:02:12 +0000 UTC]

Here here! Merlin or Gandalf would kick Harry's butt any day, anytime, anywhere.

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kitkat116 [2011-07-14 03:49:35 +0000 UTC]

i never liked dang harry potter but at one point i was like "doggy! " when cebraus appered

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starpokewars [2011-06-24 03:38:28 +0000 UTC]

no no no no no, magic missiles take manna. which Harry Potter doesn't need.
I kid I kid. This is awesome.

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dragonduo05 [2011-05-28 00:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Now I want to see Gandalf, Harry Potter & Harry Dresden hanging out at Mac's drinking ale & swapping "war stories"!

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zappo210 [2011-05-11 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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zappo210 [2011-05-11 23:32:08 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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honglong17 [2011-05-11 03:13:45 +0000 UTC]

i really miss the old days

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Volst-Master [2011-05-08 01:26:02 +0000 UTC]

JRR Tolken knows what wizards are ment to be, wise, powerful and aged (meaning they have have spent their lives collecting knowlage and traveling the world in search of secrets long lost)

not dorks in glasses....oh wait thats me i just described XD

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JohnFaa [2011-05-04 19:24:40 +0000 UTC]

To be fair most wizards would probably keep a youthful look if they had spells to do so.

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GorillaHandz [2011-05-03 19:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Wizards of Waverly Place, anybody?

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soda-with-cyanide In reply to GorillaHandz [2011-06-20 15:43:50 +0000 UTC]

That shit's so bad that it makes Gandalf cry!

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That-1-Unique-Skakdi [2011-04-30 03:00:50 +0000 UTC]

well, at least Dumbledore kept the classic wizard look

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SkittyMitten [2011-04-19 01:31:22 +0000 UTC]

I agree, but wizards have to be young SOME TIME. *disturbing thought* ANYWAY, I still like the Harry Potter series, but nothing beats the original wizards ^^ Now with vampires.. Twilight Sucks. 'Nuff said.

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deadmau54 [2011-04-13 02:48:01 +0000 UTC]

truly agree with my man i like harry potter but not other modern wizards

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BoboMagroto [2011-03-15 07:20:33 +0000 UTC]

T_T I miss the old days

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SlingBlade87 [2011-03-05 17:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, do you have one perchance that involves werewolves and vampires as well? ...actually you should just do one with all three themes at once!

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Bat-out-of-Cave [2011-03-03 01:11:54 +0000 UTC]

oh my god that is so me, i always say i got a magical missle and stuff

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Sentinall77 [2011-03-01 22:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Why are you casting magic missle?
There's nothing to attack here...

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DeepC [2011-03-01 05:35:36 +0000 UTC]

This is pretty funny!

BTW, after looking at this and the other comic. I thought of something interesting, how clowns changed over the years. They use to be dorky and funny, but now they're all evil and scary.

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crashnspin [2011-02-26 13:54:37 +0000 UTC]

All it takes these days is a fat guy on a motorcycle to say "Yer a wizzerd 'arry.", and then you're a wizard.

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jwjfj [2011-02-23 01:18:45 +0000 UTC]

This is ssssoooo funny!

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Pocketali [2011-02-22 00:34:51 +0000 UTC]

I was nerd when nerd wasn't cool. I do like both types of wizards. It's refreshing to see wizards that aren't badly cliched Merlin wannabees, but expanding on character does NOT involve hopping onto the latest kid wizard/vampire/videogame hero bandwagon.

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MrLRocks78 [2011-02-19 07:17:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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