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Does anyone else feel weird about forcing their Pokemon to breed with a Ditto?! I mean, I'm sure they try to explain it in some 'acceptable' way, like Ditto watches the male Pokemon in the shower and then copies his form in its hermaphroditic parts (or something like that), but STILL.
I know they can mate with female pokemon too, but it feels like something you shouldn't do unless absolutely mandatory.There's something kind of disturbing about Pokemon breeding in general, like how Skitty and Wailord can get jiggy and make babies. (... Do whales and kittens do the nasty in real life? No, because it would result in DEATH, or at least one piiiiiiissed cat.)
OH... uh, 'Ninetails' is the nickname of this ninetales, apparently. TOTALLY on purpose. Named after the whip, you see. *cough*
Um, that is all.
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Well, there are PokΓ©mon who would be down with breeding with an amorphous blob (Gardevoir is actually one of them!) but for the rest, Transform is probably being used.
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so funny had me cracking upΒ but I love it so thanks for thatΒ 
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Joked about this many a time.Β If someone gets disturbed I just sayΒ the stork snuck in and dropped off the egg.Β (explains how the daycare people can be so naΓ―ve how the egg got there)
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I Dont want to bring my ditto again in daycare.Β Β
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One theory is that the two literally just cuddle for a bit and then *poof* the egg appears out of thin air. It makes the least sense, which is why I like it.
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Lol, thanks for this XDΒ
I'd never really thought about it that way haha
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OMG I loved this I want more comics like dis xD
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no one seems to notice it can change into that pokemon instead of still being ditto
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This is why i waste time in castelia park in white 2 catching eevees for frostbite to breed with instead of using ditto unless i want a baby male only pokemon like throh.
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I bred it with moonlight the umbreon,sunshine the espeon,click the pinsir,arthur the lucario,troller the shedinja,francis the scrafty,and those are just a hundredth of the pokemon i bred it with,so my dittos a whore.
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thayts why i NEVER let my pokemon breed with ditto...
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XD I love the facial expressions in panel 2!!!!! X3
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Poor, poor little umbreon...now I feel horrible for subjecting all of my pokemon of the past to the ditto. D: I'm soooorry!! Awesome comic though. XD
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This is really funny and awesome really love it good job also really love the style.
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ditto is the prostitute of the pokemon world.
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Poor Evil Umbreon... I feel so bad now *sniff*
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I have bred ditto with every single possible pokemon that will breed with it. I feel sorry for the poor thing. Great pic!
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Maybe the ditto turns into the female of that pokemon...
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can u keep going on this and if u do... can u send me the link
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Dittos must be super smooth talkers. Well, or they could just mimic the other pokemon, but that would feel awkwardly... twincest. o3o
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You're not the only one who has had those issues with breeding...
There's also "IV Breeding." Apparently, when breeding, the child will (yes, "will") inherit some special DNA-like values from the parents, which are known as Individual Values. By setting the proper conditions, you will be able to breed a PokΓ©mon with optimal IVs in some of its stats.
Now, with certain possible/legal methods, a breeder would end up forcing the parents to create lots of eggs. And then, out of those eggs, you will have to pick the best ones. What happens to the rest of the eggs? *DUN DUN DUN*
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i have like 30 ditto, i wanna see if i can name them all...
UMYBITCH, trollface, dinkle, rawr, derp, raper, rapist, dixie, and RapeFace.
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well, thats interesting, because in my game, when you ask for a pokemon back from a daycare lady, she will say do you want your "pokemons NICKNAME" back, SO if you ever put it in the daycare and ask to take it back, shell ask you if you want your rapist back. i once named my pokemon "son" just for kicks, because after she asks you if you want it back, she gives you a price for it too
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...what game do you HAVE
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soul.silver...
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I ws talking about black, but i have diamond and heartgold,too. >:.D
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i feel bad for breeding pokemon with my ditto now..... but if i have only one its the only way to breed it
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Now I feel Like a person that encourages pokerape
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now i feel like a person that encourages rape XD
Dito + anything = PokeRAPE
I allways name my Dittos names like Pat or Alex, because it goes both genders with the names Pat = Patricia and Patrick While Alex = Alexander and Alexus
ah wonderful boy/girl names.
I also named one 'The Todd' as in The Todd from Scrubs. XD
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And of course I'm one of those people who named their ditto "Sex Slave"
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Scrub get over ther i want another glaceon
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