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So much for the villain's two incompetent Lieutenants.
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It's so hard to find good evil minions these days. The fact that that's an oxymoron doesn't help, either.
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Buzzard is armed with a Stick and Croc has a Ax to Grind.
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Croc always has an axe to grind... It just happens to be literal in this case.
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Why did the Professor pair Beavis and Butthead up? (Nickname for the Buzzard and Croc)
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Well, they're both antagonists; and they have been known to work together (though ineffectively) on occasion...
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Ineffectively is a understatement. (Throwing lunchmeat won't do anything)
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Well, nothing useful, anyway. Unless your opponent happens to be really hungry...
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I wonder if that stick would have helped.
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Well, it might have at least done something... It is pointy...
Though the Buzzard would probably have thrown it with the non-pointy end first...
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Well, villains are supposed to be mean... it's sort of a prerequisite.
I think Croc's the mean one here, though. The Buzzard's got more of a "I have no idea what's going on" thing happening...
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The best part is that he really doesn't. The spleen's one of those few organs you can live without.
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Ah, you can't beat a good old dose of cold hard mutiny.
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Eeh, it's not really mutiny per se... Drofrednav's in charge here, and since they aren't really turning against him so much as each other, it's really more infighting than mutiny. Either way though, they wind up being pretty useless...
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Hah.....idiots! (that reptile and that buzzard!)
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Well, the Buzzard anyway. Croc's really more of the "hair-trigger temper clouding his judgement" type.
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Jickets! I can see that! XD
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Hey, no pain, no gain... To say Croc is aggressive would be an understatement.
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With friends like that, who needs a spleen? XD
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Nobody, really. It's not a vital organ; you can live without it.
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I'd rather keep ALL of my organs intact and functioning if you want my opinion, even the insignificant ones.
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Same here. If ever I needed my tonsils out or something like that, though, I'd go ahead and get them removed. Better to be short a couple parts if it makes your body function better.
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Hmm, good point amigo. Especially if they're infected.
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Looks like dealing with Vulturo turned out to be even easier than they would've imagined.
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Grok too; which is more useful since he seemed to actually pose a threat.
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This is why all henchmen should be screed before being hired.
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I don't know how you "scree" someone, but it sounds painful...
Yes, I know you meant "screened", I'm just being obtuse. It's so hard to find good help these days, y'know?
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Wow now I know how Obtuse is spelled, YAY!
Yeah I was meant to say 'screened', I don't know how I managed to miss that, but it happens from time to time if I fast type.
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Lol, the classic spleen joke x3. He actually needs his though o.o.
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Yep. With the rotten junk he eats, he needs a pretty good filter.
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