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The Story of Jim the Bee and Spock the Rose:Once upon a time there lived a Rose called Spock. Spock was the prettiest flower in the entire Kingdom. One day, a dashingly handsome bee (as much as bees can be classified as handsome) came up to Spock the Rose and introduced himself as Jim. Jim the Bee said, “I would like to pollinate you. Very much.” Spock could not help but blush slightly and agree. Spock the Rose was deflowered, and it was great. They lived happily ever after (which wasn’t that long considering their respective lifespan).
The End.
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I can't remember if it was FanFiction or ArchiveofOurOwn, but somewhere I read a Spirk story were Spock was an actual flower and Jim was a bee (with a naturally short life span; sad ending).
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Really. I'd send you a link, but I can't remember the name or even which site it was on. 
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This is so lovely!! I adore your St FANARTS
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"Spock the Rose was deflowered, and it was great." You forgot to mention the Honey that came from the Bee's enthusiastic efforts and the Rose's sweet, sweet nectar. Upon its discovery, Leonard the Gardener was mentally scarred for the rest of his life. Then they lived happily ever after.
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OMG. Oh. My. God.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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What kind of happy ever after........? Hahahahhaa anyway i love this i will never see a bee and a pink rose in the same way nice!
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haha my friend bought this for me at AN as well as the sherlock x spock one - is that on dA, by any chance?
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Nope. That one isn't on DA. I don't post doodles on DA.
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Why is your stuff so cute and wonderful?
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Haha i feel like I need to get this tattooed on my leg, its just so cute lol
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This is pretty much the cutest thing I've ever seen X3
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D'AAAAAAAAW CUUUUUUUTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! >.<
Darn all this cuteness, i'm going to puke rainbows.
...but i think i might like puking rainbows
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Rainbow puke is sweet and delicious and tastes like dreams
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Oh my gosh. Cutest picture and the story is HILARIOUS!
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Glad you like it! 8D
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This makes me laugh and "Awww" for reasons I cannot explain. So much love on this.
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As the speech gets from the parents with the bees and flowers, a very different meaning! xDDD
Supersweet! ~<3
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I just picked the title because my friend suggested it, hahaha. This is not really sex talk material. XD
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Ahhh this is so 'd'aww warm fuzzies' & crack!cute at the same time. ♥ 8DDbb
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ALKFJALKSJDF OMG HIII! 8D Haven't see you for a while.
Ehehehee thanks!
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IKRRR. AGES. HIII HOW HAVE YOU BEENNN ♥♥
ASDFGLSKHAlatereplyfail MY BAD orz (=▽= );; *is still stuck in 'school-no-dA' mindset* ffffff summer courses. /grumble
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PUNS AND INNUENDOS WILL NEVER GROW OLD.
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You should stop post before going to be, that was so crack it hurt!
But it was awesome nonetheless! XD <3
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Wooooow! Lovely! And Jim the Bee with the pollen is priceless!
Though the not-that-long lifespan made me sad ;_;
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Sorry. Just trying to be a realist hahahaha. XDDD
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Rose!Spock is so adorable! The mini story to this is way too cute.
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Hahaha, glad you like my written-in-5-minutes story.
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I just... oh god this is so cute I just died a little
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It's okay, I shall revive!
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