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NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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Come See (Fake) History Being Made
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Listen to the rave reviews coming in about my amazing medieval fantasy joke comic, ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] based off the French legend of Tristan and Isolde/Iseult/his booty call:

“I am not being paid to endorse ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] but even if I was I would just repeat myself by gushing endlessly about its great art and witty dialogue. ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] is the single greatest comic that doesn’t involve robots I’ve ever read. Wait, what’s that? There’s going to be robots in it? Then it’s the single greatest comic I’ve ever read!”
-Cappitron

“Dastard Bastard [link] is written by a genius. I’m a genius so I should know other geniuses when I see them. Never has so much talent been squeezed into every single square inch of drawing space. There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who’ve read ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] and those who have not read ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] . …But those who haven’t read it are stupid poopy heads.”
-Mr Cappy

“You’re drawing a comic book? Good for you.”
-My Mom

I figured other, more famous artists have no problem pimping their side projects trying to nickel and dime their fanboys and fangirl.
But that’s where I’m different.
I don’t even want your blood money.
Because I have horrid business sense.
I also just wanna find other buddies who want to read a good story and laugh and eventually draw me unsettling fanart of my characters. So if you like medieval times, jokes, fantasy, conspiring demons, pop culture nods, supporting someone’s passion project, and eventually reading an ending so messed up it would make Shakespeare gasp, then come on over to ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] and become a little bastard! Or don’t visit, and you’ll still be a bastard.

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Remember the three C’s: comments, critiques, and, um, cuestions. Since you ain’t paying me the only compensation I receive is your feedback!

Despite horrible reviews, fanboy and fangirl backlash, and Megan Fox’s noble cause of suiciding her career guaranteeing her a prime spot on the next ‘Celebrity Apprentice’, the third Transformers movie still made a ballsillion dollars, effectively saving America from economic collapse!
What’s that, you’re saying America is still…aww.

Still, after such a successful movie trilogy, Hasbro held a press conference to promise the saga is concluded and won’t milk the franchise in a way that would’ve made George Lucas turn a yoda-tinted shade with envy.
And if you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously, it’s a real nice bridge.
WHY WON’T ANYONE BUY THIS EFFING BRIDGE FROM ME?!?!

All parties have hinted that, yeah, there’s gonna be more robocalypse to come. It’s going to happen, just like the next American Idol winner being relevant for 6 months before disappearing for a half decade until he/she starts touring the county fair circuit to sing that one autotuned pop hit already played ad nauseum. In response, I came up with this dorky visual play-on-word that should have every theater major tipping their beret ever so slightly then adjusting their turtleneck collar. In short, foreshadowing is a term where an event or dialogue hint at what will probably happen in the future, usually in a contradictory manner. The most famous example of this was a crew member, remarking about the Titanic, that “God Himself couldn’t sink this ship”. Also, about the art, it’s absolutely appropriate celebratory etiquette to give your girlfriend or boyfriend a tongue high-five when the world repels an alien invasion.
It’s a clear victory.
More like licktory amirite?

That’s pretty much it. I think I exhausted my ‘Dark Of The Moon’ talking points in my previous fanart, so I guess I can post some funny banter between me and an art buddy about the 3rd film to prove to you that, yes, I read every message someone writes me (just kidding, my hired assistant does!). Regarding me feeling weird at seeing Optimus Prime get a murderboner at the end of the film:

Justpissoffalready [link] sez:
Honestly, I'm okay with the brutality of Bayformers. Why? Because its the "real world" depiction of the Cybertronian war. And in "real life", combatants typically tend to kill each other in war. So after fighting for millions of years, losing almost all of his friends, dieing, being ressurrected, being betrayed by his father- figure, learning that the Decepticons just commited genocide on Chicago, and recieving a less than sincere and bulls*** filled offer by Megatron to join forces, I'd say Optimus had good reason to finally realize: "F*** IT", and kill Megatron and Sentinel.

Besides, Megs killed Jazz and Sentinel killed Ironhide, so I'm not shedding any tears for them LOL. I'm sure their heads look good on any one of Optimus' trophy room walls.

Cappitron AKA Sexyrobotdrawer4u sez:
Correction: Optimus for 2 movies spouted about “not even one human life” should be sacrificed to end the robocalypse…then in the 3rd film Optimus hides and allows Chicago to be decimated by “every generic alien spaceship design from an 80s anime” in order to prove “See, I told you they were dillweeds!”
Sam: Optimus, Megatron wanted the cube then said he’d leave.
Optimus: No Sam, you’re far too precious to give to Megatron.
Sam: But Optimus, you just let thousands of people get vaporized in Chicago.
Optimus: Let me be honest, I’ve had kind of a bot-crush on you since I landed here.
Sam: No no no no no no.
Optimus: Listen, free bum is the right of all sentient beings!
-The “Optimus Power Bottom” Cappitron

Description
NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

==========
Come See (Fake) History Being Made
==========
Listen to the rave reviews coming in about my amazing medieval fantasy joke comic, ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] based off the French legend of Tristan and Isolde/Iseult/his booty call:

“I am not being paid to endorse ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] but even if I was I would just repeat myself by gushing endlessly about its great art and witty dialogue. ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] is the single greatest comic that doesn’t involve robots I’ve ever read. Wait, what’s that? There’s going to be robots in it? Then it’s the single greatest comic I’ve ever read!”
-Cappitron

“Dastard Bastard [link] is written by a genius. I’m a genius so I should know other geniuses when I see them. Never has so much talent been squeezed into every single square inch of drawing space. There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who’ve read ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] and those who have not read ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] . …But those who haven’t read it are stupid poopy heads.”
-Mr Cappy

“You’re drawing a comic book? Good for you.”
-My Mom

I figured other, more famous artists have no problem pimping their side projects trying to nickel and dime their fanboys and fangirl.
But that’s where I’m different.
I don’t even want your blood money.
Because I have horrid business sense.
I also just wanna find other buddies who want to read a good story and laugh and eventually draw me unsettling fanart of my characters. So if you like medieval times, jokes, fantasy, conspiring demons, pop culture nods, supporting someone’s passion project, and eventually reading an ending so messed up it would make Shakespeare gasp, then come on over to ‘Dastard Bastard’ [link] and become a little bastard! Or don’t visit, and you’ll still be a bastard.

==========
The Lowdown On The Download
==========
Remember the three C’s: comments, critiques, and, um, cuestions. Since you ain’t paying me the only compensation I receive is your feedback!

Despite horrible reviews, fanboy and fangirl backlash, and Megan Fox’s noble cause of suiciding her career guaranteeing her a prime spot on the next ‘Celebrity Apprentice’, the third Transformers movie still made a ballsillion dollars, effectively saving America from economic collapse!
What’s that, you’re saying America is still…aww.

Still, after such a successful movie trilogy, Hasbro held a press conference to promise the saga is concluded and won’t milk the franchise in a way that would’ve made George Lucas turn a yoda-tinted shade with envy.
And if you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously, it’s a real nice bridge.
WHY WON’T ANYONE BUY THIS EFFING BRIDGE FROM ME?!?!

All parties have hinted that, yeah, there’s gonna be more robocalypse to come. It’s going to happen, just like the next American Idol winner being relevant for 6 months before disappearing for a half decade until he/she starts touring the county fair circuit to sing that one autotuned pop hit already played ad nauseum. In response, I came up with this dorky visual play-on-word that should have every theater major tipping their beret ever so slightly then adjusting their turtleneck collar. In short, foreshadowing is a term where an event or dialogue hint at what will probably happen in the future, usually in a contradictory manner. The most famous example of this was a crew member, remarking about the Titanic, that “God Himself couldn’t sink this ship”. Also, about the art, it’s absolutely appropriate celebratory etiquette to give your girlfriend or boyfriend a tongue high-five when the world repels an alien invasion.
It’s a clear victory.
More like licktory amirite?

That’s pretty much it. I think I exhausted my ‘Dark Of The Moon’ talking points in my previous fanart, so I guess I can post some funny banter between me and an art buddy about the 3rd film to prove to you that, yes, I read every message someone writes me (just kidding, my hired assistant does!). Regarding me feeling weird at seeing Optimus Prime get a murderboner at the end of the film:

Justpissoffalready [link] sez:
Honestly, I'm okay with the brutality of Bayformers. Why? Because its the "real world" depiction of the Cybertronian war. And in "real life", combatants typically tend to kill each other in war. So after fighting for millions of years, losing almost all of his friends, dieing, being ressurrected, being betrayed by his father- figure, learning that the Decepticons just commited genocide on Chicago, and recieving a less than sincere and bulls*** filled offer by Megatron to join forces, I'd say Optimus had good reason to finally realize: "F*** IT", and kill Megatron and Sentinel.

Besides, Megs killed Jazz and Sentinel killed Ironhide, so I'm not shedding any tears for them LOL. I'm sure their heads look good on any one of Optimus' trophy room walls.

Cappitron AKA Sexyrobotdrawer4u sez:
Correction: Optimus for 2 movies spouted about “not even one human life” should be sacrificed to end the robocalypse…then in the 3rd film Optimus hides and allows Chicago to be decimated by “every generic alien spaceship design from an 80s anime” in order to prove “See, I told you they were dillweeds!”
Sam: Optimus, Megatron wanted the cube then said he’d leave.
Optimus: No Sam, you’re far too precious to give to Megatron.
Sam: But Optimus, you just let thousands of people get vaporized in Chicago.
Optimus: Let me be honest, I’ve had kind of a bot-crush on you since I landed here.
Sam: No no no no no no.
Optimus: Listen, free bum is the right of all sentient beings!
-The “Optimus Power Bottom” Cappitron