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CaptainMoony β Killing Grelod the Kind
Published: 2011-12-13 02:51:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 69208; Favourites: 606; Downloads: 108
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TRUE STORY.Pyrua sneaked into Grelod's room all sneaky-like, crept up to her bedside, drank a potion of True Shot and dipped an arrow in poison to ensure a one-hit kill ... AND THEN BOW-PUNCHED HER RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FACE.
And then Pyrua reloaded her game and did things right.
LOLOL I pulled LT first instead of RT ... hur hur.
GUYS I HAD TO DRAW THIS REAL QUICK OH GOD IT WAS TOO PERFECT.
Pyrua's come a long way since her jaunty days as a Dovahkiin novice ... in some ways.
For added epic heroics, listen to the Skyrim main theme while reading.
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Comments: 121
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING ABUSIVE TO CHILDREN!"
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I would actually leave it at that for the lulz
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Same here. With three different characters. I'm worthlessΒ
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I often just go up to her and punch her right in the fact in front of the kids
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Hah!
Grelod looks so cute and grumpy when she's sleeping.
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Oh my god, I'm literally crying. This! Grelod's expression is PRICELESS! xD
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Haha, thank you! :'D
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You're welcome!
I feel special. You commented back 8'D!
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i also once introduced my Crossbow to the face of a sleeping person
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Grelod's face is priceless
Can't stop laughing!
Really nice comic.
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Probably the best way to take out that hag.
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First time seeing: Laughed really hard for two minutes straight
Second time seeing (while listening to the Dovahkiin theme): Snort laughed for the duration of the song
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I just went right up to her while she was yelling at the kids and bashed her face in with a warhammer... Very subtle... Guards still didn't give two shits.
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I used Volenrund and did the power smash. All the children started clapping.
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How high was your two-handed skill? Did you use the proper enchantments, and potions to boost your power by X% (Nerd for: Did you give it to her Good?)
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Nah, i didn't use any potions,Volenrund has a enchantment on i already and i didn't have much in the way of the enchantment skill tree(or constellation, if you prefer), also my two-handed skill was at level 89/100, so it was like when a giant smashes down with his club (Nerd for: Hell yeah did i give it to her good!0
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...You know you can just kill her in front of everyone and not even get a bounty right?
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Oh god, the backstory made me laugh my ass off XD
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Those facial expressions... xD I can't breeeeaathe.
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I remember what I did when I first met Grelod (she was yelling at the kids); I calmly saved the game, and then proceeded to "Fus Roh Dah" her across the room right then and there XD just so I could have the satisfaction of killing her and then load where I saved seconds before.
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Am I right to assume she was once an Orphan here too?
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I've done that... accidentally shouting before when I meant to run through a city... punching people like this, stealing when I meant to read.... the list goes on... freaking hilarious though this made my day. XD
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I though she was putting the bow in Grelod's face to ensure that she can't miss:
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Hehe, pretty funny! 
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Less tat a rabbit, actually. She's the weakest NPC. Use telekinesis and a sweetroll and launch it at her. She'll die from the impact.
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I need to try that.
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Ha, so it's true? Wow, I better try that on my next playthrough!
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Yes, I know she does. She's an NPC.
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Someone once suggested even throwing a sweetroll at her would kill her.
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I remember playing this part again and again, it was gratifying in a way I cannot put into words, someone should send a poet.
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...That first Kill.
The first kill is like the first bite in to an apple; always the sweetest. Some kills are fresh, and young, but not mine. Mine was old, and crisp, known as one of the meanest. Ironically named she was Grelod the Kind, but be them kings or peasants, judge or jury, good and evil is only a state of mind. The first kill is the sweetest, and the truly the most important. It is a door that opens the eyes and makes whole a mind that was once quite ignorant. Introduced to my Family, my brothers, my sister, fellows-at arms who knew my plight, even Cicero who assigned himself to his duties so happily. It is true, that I am the Listner, the dark hand of Sithis that has slain emperors and pirates alike. Of my kind I am the leader, the cruelest, the keenest, but will always be the sweetest, is that first kill, when I murdered, Grelod the Kind.
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So beautiful *w* I have no words for that either, we need a second poet.
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