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galaxysnowleopard [2015-07-16 05:17:49 +0000 UTC]
Lol these pick up lines tho XDD *realizes there is a second one and squeals*
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Inedible-Sashimii [2015-06-10 08:18:04 +0000 UTC]
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil: pointless."
"Or you could break it in half and sharpen the opposite end so it has 2 points."
ahahaha i would definitely do that XD
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kiasun [2015-04-06 02:56:48 +0000 UTC]
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH THE BEST I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS :'DDDD
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JMcHugh [2015-03-21 02:40:15 +0000 UTC]
I know so many cheesy pick-up lines it's not even funny.Β
Are you a ticket? 'Cause you got FIIIIIIINE written ALLLL over ya.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 [2015-01-21 17:59:00 +0000 UTC]
Is your name Lukas?
Norge: Yes?
Because you LUKAS though your gonna be the one I take home tonight!
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lolsweetgirl [2015-01-19 13:53:19 +0000 UTC]
Is your name on Google? He responded no. I just wanted to grab my laptop and say hey, looks like you are! And show him norway
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Ravelium [2014-12-20 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]
This one is good, not many fics portray the playful side of this guy
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Michelle4288 [2014-10-11 10:04:37 +0000 UTC]
I read this and I was really sad that it was over, but then I saw there was a part 2. I'm going to go read it right now! This was a really good story
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MonikaTheDoll [2014-09-26 04:24:43 +0000 UTC]
Nope, done, can't don't it. Every Norway story I read I can't finish on how funny I know it's gonna be!
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the-little-empress [2014-07-23 15:06:40 +0000 UTC]
LUKAS!
GET YO BLONDE NON-EXISTENT NORWEGIAN ARSE HERE!
I REFUSE TO LOSE TO YOU
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Otaku-Demigod1 [2014-07-21 07:21:34 +0000 UTC]
Girl Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Itβs a good thing I have my library card, because Iβm checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, Iβm reserved for someone else.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.
Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
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Ray711 [2014-07-15 00:38:17 +0000 UTC]
Lukas: "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
Me: *strikes a lady gaga pose* Baby I was born this way.
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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-26 19:53:40 +0000 UTC]
*strikes Katy Perry pose* Bitch please. I MAKE IT WORK! (jk)Β
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-26 19:55:04 +0000 UTC]
Me: *strikes a Michael Jackson pose* Girl, I'm a thriller.
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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 00:49:37 +0000 UTC]
*has huggling war*
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 00:56:15 +0000 UTC]
*huggling war continues as the Nordics just randomly watch us, confused*
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 02:58:40 +0000 UTC]
Me: Prussia, your five meters aren't that awesome.
Prussia: *sulks*
Me: Hey, not everyone can be a winner.
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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 03:05:15 +0000 UTC]
I wonder how big Denmark's "Copenhagan" is...Β
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 03:09:17 +0000 UTC]
What about America's.... Ahem... "Florida?"
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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 17:55:16 +0000 UTC]
France's "Eiffel Tower"
Russia's "Moscow"
Canada's "CN Tower"
England's "Big Ben"
Japan's "Mount Fuji"
Germany's "Berlin"
Prussia's "Five Metres"
Nikolai's "Minsk"
China's "Great Wall"
Spain's "Churro"Β
. . .
. . .Β
. . .
Sorry. Those are all I know, XD!
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 17:56:08 +0000 UTC]
...
That's... That's hilarious...
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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 17:59:27 +0000 UTC]
My, my. I seem to make people's days from all around the world! Thanks <3
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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 18:10:56 +0000 UTC]
^
Sorry, but too hilarious!
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Angelsy123 [2014-07-08 17:39:15 +0000 UTC]
Hey, is ur name Lukas? Because you lukas Β the one who will occupy my bed tonight . #EpicFail #BadEnglish
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109144 [2014-06-27 00:33:37 +0000 UTC]
AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH...I FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE THAT HE CAN'T MAKE A COME BACK TO...(HELL JA)
"Would you like some company?"
HA.
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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-07-02 15:11:21 +0000 UTC]
Best answer to that situation.
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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-06-29 17:43:24 +0000 UTC]
Lukas: No thanks, I'm perfectly fine by myself.
Me: We can't win.
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109144 In reply to TheClassySleeper [2014-07-01 00:17:51 +0000 UTC]
FUUUU--
Ah! I have an idea.
Me: Hey, wanna go out? Just gonna be blunt since pick up lines don't work.
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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-07-01 00:39:31 +0000 UTC]
Lukas: No. How about we do something else instead?
Matthias: *cough* SEX *cough*
Lukas then proceeds to choke Matthias to death with his own tie and they lived happily ever after with a flirtatious Reader.
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109144 In reply to TheClassySleeper [2014-07-02 00:29:54 +0000 UTC]
XD
Me: OHHH FUCK IT.*kisses Lukas* HAPPY. OKAY. THERE. DON'T DO THAT TO STRANGERS.
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109144 In reply to Cardinalsong [2014-07-29 16:11:17 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome!:3
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109144 In reply to Cardinalsong [2014-07-29 16:09:59 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome!:3
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arts4lyfe [2014-06-26 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]
now I must use all those pickup lines.. even the lipstick oneΒ
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IGame101 [2014-06-05 00:57:38 +0000 UTC]
pff this was amazing
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