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Description It was just an ordinary day, the sun was out and there were few clouds in the sky. There were birds chirping in the air singing their annoying songs for all to here. But today was something special, it was Christmas eve. Your best friend Mathias had decided it was time to bake some Christmas cookies so he invited you over to the Nordics house to help. Needless to say you were excited. You stopped in front of their house then knocked and waited patiently. After a minute or so you were getting tired of waiting and was about to text Matt when it opened to reveal someone you've never seen before. He had short blonde hair with a cross clip on the side and dark mysterious blue eyes. You've heard of him but you never got the chance to introduce yourself before. "Hello, is the King of Northern Europe present?" You said with a charming smile and your (e/c) eyes sparkling. He raised an eyebrow at you with what you assumed to be the closest thing you were going to get of a curious expression. Before he could reply though you were tackled into a hug and almost fell over.

"About time you got here ____! We've been waiting!" Mat yelled and you two started jumping up and down with goofy smiles on your faces. You laughed along because this was a normal routine for both of you, you were best friends after all. Then he let you go when he realized he was missing something, "Wait, you haven't met Lukas have you?"

"Wow, how oddly observant of you," Lukas replied in a bored monotone voice. "Well, this is my best friend ever, ____ ____! And ___ this is my brother, Lukas! Now say hello!" Mathias said while patting my (h/c) hair. "Stop it, I'm not a dog Mat," You laughed while you pushed his hand off of you. "Anyway, it's nice to meet you! Mat's told me a lot about you but he never mentioned you were cute," You start flirting with him like you do with every hot guy. Matthias groaned and pulled you inside, "Why do you have to flirt with everyone?" You hit him on the arm in a playful manner, "You flirt with every hot girl you see so why can't I flirt with guys?" Lukas followed you guys in the kitchen obviously curious about you. "It's a pleasure to meet you too ____," He said and decided to flirt with you too just to see how you would react. He put his hand out for you to shake and when you did he bent down and kissed it like princes do with princesses.

You smiled and winked before trying a pick-up-line just for fun, "Do you have an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen." He gave a quick smile before deciding he was going to mess with you ever more. "It isn't possible to physically steal someones heart nor would you be alive after." Mathias started laughing behind you as he observed how you two reacted to one another. You were standing there confused before it hit you that he was messing with you. "Ok, so that's how you want to play huh?" You crossed you arms and leaned on the counter with a 'you-are-so-on' smile on your face. "Now, do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material," You played along as you rubbed your sleeve with a wicked smile. "Actually, it's made of cotton, like every other shirt in the world," He clasped his hands behind his back and waited for the next challenge. He seemed unamused at your feeble attempt to flirt.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"No, my name is Lukas."
"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real."
"I'm standing right here, I'm obviously real."
"I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?"
"Rainbows don't have a taste, it's the reflection of water."
"Can I taste which lip stick flavor your wearing?" You said without thinking.
"I don't were lip stick, girls do."
"Oh right... That's a pick-up-line a guy is supposed to say... Do you want to taste mine?"
"It doesn't work like that."
"I lost my number, can I barrow yours?"
"Check your phone, it will tell you what it is."
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil: pointless."
"Or you could break it in half and sharpen the opposite end so it has 2 points."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" You giggled at the worst pick-up-line ever.
"No, I'm from Norway."
"Really? That's cool! Anyway, I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?" This one made you blush so you hope he didn't see it.
"Or I could just buy you a new one."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 because I'm the one you need."
"Did you just call yourself a 1?"
"Hehe... Woops, that one back-fired..." You were beginning to think it was pointless now, he was going to win.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"No I don't, walk by again."
Smiling you walked around the corner and out of sight before walking back hoping that you got him this time.
"Nope, still nothing."
"Ok, well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
"For you to stop saying pick-up-lines and admit that I win."

He got you on that one, "Alright, alright, you win," You said mentally kicking yourself for loosing in something you thought you were perfect at. He gave another small smile before walking towards you. He leaned into your ear and whispered, "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?" At this he turned the other direction and walk away leaving you blushing like crazy.
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Comments: 105

1000meredith [2015-07-16 16:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Im trying not to laugh XD
i am failing soo horribly

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galaxysnowleopard [2015-07-16 05:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol these pick up lines tho XDD *realizes there is a second one and squeals*

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Inedible-Sashimii [2015-06-10 08:18:04 +0000 UTC]

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil: pointless."
"Or you could break it in half and sharpen the opposite end so it has 2 points."

ahahaha i would definitely do that XD

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kiasun [2015-04-06 02:56:48 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH THE BEST I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS :'DDDD

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JMcHugh [2015-03-21 02:40:15 +0000 UTC]

I know so many cheesy pick-up lines it's not even funny.Β 
Are you a ticket? 'Cause you got FIIIIIIINE written ALLLL over ya.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

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Femdenmark92 [2015-02-09 05:25:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: hej norge, its been a long time since I played the trombone can i play yours?
Norge: *blushes*
Me:

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IhavetoomanyOCs123 [2015-01-21 17:59:00 +0000 UTC]

Is your name Lukas?
Norge: Yes?
Because you LUKAS though your gonna be the one I take home tonight!

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lolsweetgirl In reply to IhavetoomanyOCs123 [2015-01-29 02:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh he just got served

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IhavetoomanyOCs123 In reply to lolsweetgirl [2015-01-30 22:16:52 +0000 UTC]

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lolsweetgirl In reply to IhavetoomanyOCs123 [2015-02-07 17:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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lolsweetgirl [2015-01-19 13:53:19 +0000 UTC]

Is your name on Google? He responded no. I just wanted to grab my laptop and say hey, looks like you are! And show him norway

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RoseMaylieGottschalk [2014-12-26 16:30:59 +0000 UTC]

... The Francine

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Ravelium [2014-12-20 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]

This one is good, not many fics portray the playful side of this guy

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Michelle4288 [2014-10-11 10:04:37 +0000 UTC]

I read this and I was really sad that it was over, but then I saw there was a part 2. I'm going to go read it right now! This was a really good story

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MonikaTheDoll [2014-09-26 04:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Nope, done, can't don't it. Every Norway story I read I can't finish on how funny I know it's gonna be!

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Kokoro-js [2014-08-01 18:22:44 +0000 UTC]

this is a very funny and clever fanfiction I love it!

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the-little-empress [2014-07-23 15:06:40 +0000 UTC]

LUKAS!
GET YO BLONDE NON-EXISTENT NORWEGIAN ARSE HERE!
I REFUSE TO LOSE TO YOU

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Otaku-Demigod1 [2014-07-21 07:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?

Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.

Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.

Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.

Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?

Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?

Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?


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ImZeFemPrussia In reply to Otaku-Demigod1 [2015-04-16 02:04:39 +0000 UTC]

Girlo you think im pretty
Boy: I think your pretty ugly

Girl: I think your funny
Boy: really?
Girl: yea funny lookin

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Cardinalsong In reply to Otaku-Demigod1 [2014-07-29 02:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Rejected! xD

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supergirl0987 In reply to Otaku-Demigod1 [2014-07-26 19:52:55 +0000 UTC]

I love this!

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Ray711 [2014-07-15 00:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Lukas: "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
Me: *strikes a lady gaga pose* Baby I was born this way.

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-26 19:53:40 +0000 UTC]

*strikes Katy Perry pose* Bitch please. I MAKE IT WORK! (jk)Β 

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-26 19:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Me: *strikes a Michael Jackson pose* Girl, I'm a thriller.

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-26 20:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol.

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-26 20:24:30 +0000 UTC]

XD

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-26 20:37:11 +0000 UTC]

*huggles*Β 

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-26 21:45:12 +0000 UTC]

*huggles back*

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 00:49:37 +0000 UTC]

*has huggling war*

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 00:56:15 +0000 UTC]

*huggling war continues as the Nordics just randomly watch us, confused*

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 02:52:58 +0000 UTC]

*ends with me winning. Then Prussia tries to kiss me in which I run away and smash his head against yours. You and him end up not sleeping that night, if ya know what I mean *
Me: ^WTF DID I JUST WRITE?!

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 02:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: Prussia, your five meters aren't that awesome.
Prussia: *sulks*
Me: Hey, not everyone can be a winner.

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 03:05:15 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how big Denmark's "Copenhagan" is...Β 

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 03:09:17 +0000 UTC]

What about America's.... Ahem... "Florida?"

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 17:55:16 +0000 UTC]

France's "Eiffel Tower"
Russia's "Moscow"
Canada's "CN Tower"
England's "Big Ben"
Japan's "Mount Fuji"
Germany's "Berlin"
Prussia's "Five Metres"
Nikolai's "Minsk"
China's "Great Wall"
Spain's "Churro"Β 
. . .
. . .Β 
. . .
Sorry. Those are all I know, XD!

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 17:56:08 +0000 UTC]

...
That's... That's hilarious...

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supergirl0987 In reply to Ray711 [2014-07-27 17:59:27 +0000 UTC]

My, my. I seem to make people's days from all around the world! Thanks <3

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Ray711 In reply to supergirl0987 [2014-07-27 18:10:56 +0000 UTC]


^
Sorry, but too hilarious!

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Angelsy123 [2014-07-08 17:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Hey, is ur name Lukas? Because you lukas Β the one who will occupy my bed tonight . #EpicFail #BadEnglish

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109144 [2014-06-27 00:33:37 +0000 UTC]

AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH...I FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE THAT HE CAN'T MAKE A COME BACK TO...(HELL JA)

"Would you like some company?"

HA.

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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-07-02 15:11:21 +0000 UTC]

Best answer to that situation.

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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-06-29 17:43:24 +0000 UTC]

Lukas: No thanks, I'm perfectly fine by myself.

Me: We can't win.

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109144 In reply to TheClassySleeper [2014-07-01 00:17:51 +0000 UTC]

FUUUU--

Ah! I have an idea.

Me: Hey, wanna go out? Just gonna be blunt since pick up lines don't work.

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TheClassySleeper In reply to 109144 [2014-07-01 00:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Lukas: No. How about we do something else instead?

Matthias: *cough* SEX *cough*

Lukas then proceeds to choke Matthias to death with his own tie and they lived happily ever after with a flirtatious Reader.

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109144 In reply to TheClassySleeper [2014-07-02 00:29:54 +0000 UTC]

XD

Me: OHHH FUCK IT.*kisses Lukas* HAPPY. OKAY. THERE. DON'T DO THAT TO STRANGERS.

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Cardinalsong In reply to 109144 [2014-07-29 02:36:42 +0000 UTC]

I love all of these comments! xD Tusen takk!~ (A thousand thanks) Β 

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109144 In reply to Cardinalsong [2014-07-29 16:11:17 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!:3

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109144 In reply to Cardinalsong [2014-07-29 16:09:59 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!:3

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arts4lyfe [2014-06-26 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]

now I must use all those pickup lines.. even the lipstick oneΒ 

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IGame101 [2014-06-05 00:57:38 +0000 UTC]

pff this was amazing

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