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Published: 2010-04-19 01:12:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 31707; Favourites: 508; Downloads: 179
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Remember the Skull!Master? The first one that looked like someone stuffed his corpse in a garbage bag, tossed it into the ocean where it decomposed and melted together before springing back to life?That was gross.
And cool but mostly gross.
They released an action figure of this guy, which I've got. He's a corpse, of course I had to get that one.
You're probably wondering what does an adult do with their action figures, exactly?
Something mature and sophisticated, no doubt.
I've got this tableau vivant set up on my bookshelf, where Skull!Master is trying to kill the Fourth Doctor with his own Sonic Screwdriver. The Doctors on the ground but oh look he's got ahold of The Masters gun and is trying to decide if the Zombie!claus applies in this situation and the Empty Child is just standing there pointing and laughing, the jerk.
See? Sophisticated.
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That's all you do with your action figures?You should see the epic crossover battle I have going on. I have Legolas fighting a New Doctor Who Cyberman, Hermione slow-dancing with Captain Jack Harkness, Tauriel fighting a Vashta Nerada with 9th's Sonic Screw Driver, Oh and the council of Elrond with a Dalek, Gimli,a Weeping Angel, 6th Doctor, Elrond and 4th. I'm very mature! Totally sane. Yep totally.
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does four know that his eyes are also very similiar to ping-pong balls ?
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I would imagine so. It's a very noticeable feature.
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wait thats him?! I always called him the creepy masked dude
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Yup. He's never called Empty Child in episode, his name we find out later is Jamie but since the title refers to him that's how he got it.
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: I'll be seeing that face in my nightmares soon.
: But I thought Time Lords rarely slept.
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The Skull!Master's robe was made of his decomposing flesh just as hair is made from dead skin cells.
So basically, Skull!Master was constantly nude.
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Yup, naked all the time!
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XD lmao U HAVE TO MAKE MOAR THE TIME CONTINUM DEPENDS ON UR DR. WHO COMICS!
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Save the multi-verse, one comic at a time.
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Wait.. you mean other "adults" DON'T have action figures ? OMGosh my whole concept of normal just got kicked out a 7th story window....oh look a squirrel
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Nope, they have ceramic figurines. No karate-chop action at all.
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Brilliant! And of course its sophisticated! Those pesky sane people simply do not understand.
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Everyone's crazy.
It's the Sane ones you have to look out for.
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HaHa, agreed, for sure!
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So how can we tell if someone's sane, in this crazy world?
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*narrows eyes*
Hmmm...Now that is an excellent question. I think that to use the standard 'if they do not think alike to the masses they're insane' is incorrect, as it could just be the masses who are instead of the few. "Different from me" is no good as well, or else you're stuck with the boring job of being the only sane one, and that's never fun. I think that in my mind, the most accurate assumption is that everyone walks around in their own brand of insanity.
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I wonder what it is in my brain that compels me to reallyreallyreallyreallyREAAAAAAALLY want those action figures you were talking about. Anyway, 
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This is good stuff, nd now for mething related to what the Master is saying, "Constipation Blows! Oh, wait no, that's diarrhea."
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lol but of course, of course.
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Oddly enough I get that a lot.
Thanks.
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I believe it, lol. You're very welcome.
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Yes, just yes. I laughed maniacally at this one. Yes. Going on the list.
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