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Published: 2009-12-21 00:44:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3848; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 47
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Subordinate 1: Hey, so what do you want to do about that Bella...Subordinate 1: ...uh...
Victoria: Uh, go steal her underwear or something, now stfu I'm beating a boss.
Subordinate 1: ...
The real reason why Victoria never really bothered to appear in New Moon. Sorry, not as good as the other ones, mostly just something little to push me back into doing Twilites again. Yay.
Again an idea from Vampirely, but I changed it to a console game instead of WoW because I forgot it was supposed to be WoW until after I'd finished.
Reason number two for Victoria hardly ever showing up in the stupid series. Victoria is SO obsessed. Only it’s not what you think.
Original conversation:
Android: Honestly, the longer she’s taking to show up, the more I like her. It helps perpetuate my imagined slacker attitude. “Huh? Whuh? Hunt that chick? …What? You mean right now? …Uuuummm… Tell you what. Here’s her address. Go to her place and um… I dunno. Steal her underwear or something… Only take your time… Grrr… Come on, you stupid level 52 monster! Die! Die!”
Gordon: “You guys go kill that girl, I’ve got a raid.”
Other Twilites:
Biology Class [link]
Biology Class 2 [link]
Pet Perfection [link]
It’s in the Laugh [link]
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Comments: 20
This is win.
And I don't even care for the books.
What makes this ironic to me is that my middle name is Victoria (most of my friends call me Tori) and I do play video games with this sort of mindset.
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Haha yeah I have a roommate named Tori who plays video games with me...thankfully she's not some crazy revenge-driven sparkling freak, and doesn't sound like you are, so we're all good!
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nope, nope, I'm not.
I do sit there and yell at my games though; it's a lot of fun XD
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Oh I think the majority of us do that. It does make the experience more amusing. xD
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XD
that and I've found that vocally threatening male characters with castration usually gets them to do what you want. XD
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Ooooh yeah haven't heard THAT one before, but I can see where it would work.
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Oh, so that's why she's not around at all. Hmmm... I wonder what she's playing...?
After the day I've had at work... This is just what I needed! XD
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I would be something bloody and very time consuming. ;3 And yay, glad to hear that.
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Thanks Jones LOL. xD And I still have to get you that birthday present. D: I might just have to draw you a picture instead of my original plan ahaha. xD
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Pah! You ish in trouble! And I can't wait!
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B-but Keya doesn't want to be in trouble. :c
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Lol. Oh dears... hrm... not sure if there's a way around that. ^_~ jk
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Y.Y
It think Keya is going to go find a corner and hole up now. >.>
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They are also very addictive and often distract from more pressing matters. Like taking out your sworn archenemy.
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