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Description The 12 Days of Band Camp
(sung to the 12 days of Xmas)

On the 1st day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
A band director losing his cool

On the 2nd day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 3rd day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 4th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 5th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 6th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 7th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 8th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Eight happy flutes
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 9th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Nine upbeat pep-songs
Eight happy flutes
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 10th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Ten jazzy saxophones
Nine upbeat pep-songs
Eight happy flutes
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 11th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Eleven percussionists with hidden agendas
Ten jazzy saxophones
Nine upbeat pep-songs
Eight happy flutes
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool

On the 12th day of Band Camp my true love gave to me:
Twelve clarinet hookers
Eleven percussionists with hidden agendas
Ten jazzy saxophones
Nine upbeat pep-songs
Eight happy flutes
Seven student leaders
Six crazy trumpets
Five Soloists
Four freshman trombones
Three giggling French Horns
Two gigantic Tubas
And a band director losing his cool
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Comments: 236

Pale-Rida [2017-02-02 20:12:11 +0000 UTC]

As a tuba player, I love this!               

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Kittybug61 [2014-03-19 01:56:26 +0000 UTC]

When you sing this whole song in time in your head as you read it.

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to Kittybug61 [2014-03-19 03:37:47 +0000 UTC]

i still do every time i read it.  

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lunacanada [2013-10-16 20:56:56 +0000 UTC]

WE ARE NOT HOOKERS!!! we prefer the term lady(or man) of the night thank you very much. v.v

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to lunacanada [2013-10-17 00:41:56 +0000 UTC]

hey, I'm a clarinet too!  we have our very own purple ambulance we run business out of.  it's a very classy establishment.  though i do like the lady and men of the night.  has an almost majestic ring to it...

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lunacanada In reply to ChemicalRejectBoys [2013-10-17 01:19:30 +0000 UTC]

indeed, purple is a majestic colour as well, we are not that organized tho.

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peanutkix [2013-10-10 23:23:38 +0000 UTC]

I should sing this to my band director tomorrow...

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to peanutkix [2013-10-13 05:58:19 +0000 UTC]

go for it!  i'm sure they'd appreciate it  XD

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peanutkix In reply to ChemicalRejectBoys [2013-10-13 20:51:47 +0000 UTC]

More music to memorize! Woohoo! (Marching band fest was yesterday.. We got a 1!)

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to peanutkix [2013-10-15 01:55:19 +0000 UTC]

congrats!

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peanutkix In reply to ChemicalRejectBoys [2013-10-15 21:01:58 +0000 UTC]

So yesterday we wrote this song up on the whiteboard, and my band director took a photo of it XD (I told him we didn't make it up, no worries)

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to peanutkix [2013-10-15 23:59:12 +0000 UTC]

lol!  too funny!  i'm glad he appreciated it  XD

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Trekke99 [2012-12-23 12:28:39 +0000 UTC]

I play the tuba...and im th shortest person in marching band... its sorta sad.....

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Mikkiizawierdo In reply to Trekke99 [2013-01-06 03:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Im in pit, guard and play flute. And I'm the shortest out of the whole band.... We're a 4a band..... So don't feel bad! You could get made fun of every day for being in pit and for being short and have to put up with the endless amount of unoriginal flute jokes

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Trekke99 In reply to Mikkiizawierdo [2013-01-06 04:04:19 +0000 UTC]

haha my bff plays flute too.. who woulda thought a tuba player and a flute player would be best freinds?

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Mikkiizawierdo In reply to Trekke99 [2013-01-06 17:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Our future tuba section leader is almost like my big brother.... He still makes fun of me

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Trekke99 In reply to Mikkiizawierdo [2013-01-06 19:15:53 +0000 UTC]

sad face. hope hes just messin around though!

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Starwarswolf [2012-10-20 19:37:15 +0000 UTC]

saxes are jazzy and insane.

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DaDaBatman [2012-10-20 17:58:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm a saxophone, and we are jazzy!

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c51799 [2012-10-11 01:45:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm a happy flute! This is so accurate I love it!!!!

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Mikkiizawierdo In reply to c51799 [2013-01-06 03:27:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm a happy flute

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to c51799 [2012-10-11 02:41:54 +0000 UTC]

haha! I'm glad!

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Dragonetti707 [2012-08-01 17:24:25 +0000 UTC]

The twelve clarinet hookers is my favorite, two reasons why. 1. I am a clarinet. 2. It applies to most female clarinets in my band

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to Dragonetti707 [2012-08-01 17:43:07 +0000 UTC]

lol I'm a clarinet too. that was mainly done as an inside joke with my section, but I'm glad other people find it funny too.

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olihmajor [2012-05-06 22:21:02 +0000 UTC]

XD

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GuardChick15 [2012-05-06 20:57:38 +0000 UTC]

i gusee im a jazzzy saxophone and not there yaaa lol it so cute because up to day 3 is what we hade

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clarastewartbaby [2011-12-21 22:10:25 +0000 UTC]

Clarinets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: ) WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no i am not ghetto

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to clarastewartbaby [2011-12-21 23:25:21 +0000 UTC]

yay clarinets!!!!

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clarastewartbaby In reply to ChemicalRejectBoys [2011-12-21 23:56:21 +0000 UTC]

yup!

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JenCrocker [2011-11-28 22:01:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh, clarinets. XD

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Red-Russian [2011-09-19 02:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I love band camp!
Me and my friends used to play these games at band camp where we would bring in a few video cameras and make up a mini movie as we went along every day.
Or we'd make up a story with each person adding one sentence, and they would always start out "This one time at band camp..." and end with my friend Guy Alex being eaten by lions.
And we'd all have jamming sessions.
And it was good.

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to Red-Russian [2011-09-19 04:10:27 +0000 UTC]

haha sounds like good times!

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fubuki21 [2011-08-05 17:40:02 +0000 UTC]

The clarinet section last year at my school was so ghetto! There was almost a fist fight on the bus to assessment!

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-09 16:24:46 +0000 UTC]

SAME.

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-10 11:02:43 +0000 UTC]

OOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-10 23:52:36 +0000 UTC]

pffffff clarinets...thats why im a bass clarinet! pfff no im one of the normal clarinets. not the whore clarinets.

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-11 00:01:46 +0000 UTC]

My clarinet sction aren;t whores. Just Ghetto as HELL.

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-11 00:02:18 +0000 UTC]

we sing yo gabba gabba in the back of the bus.

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-11 00:05:10 +0000 UTC]

We sing don't stop believin. and then make out whith the trombone section. atleast SOMEBODY ON MY BUS DOES.

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-11 00:08:06 +0000 UTC]

THERES A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!

well we have a bunch of gays. and its always fun with tom and chris!

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-11 00:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Lifes a party with the trombone named D cup.

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-11 00:29:52 +0000 UTC]

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-11 00:33:31 +0000 UTC]

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-11 00:34:11 +0000 UTC]

I JUST SAW THE KILLERS ON YO GABBA GABBA!

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fubuki21 In reply to Yohimitsun [2011-10-11 00:53:24 +0000 UTC]

I so happy for you.

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Yohimitsun In reply to fubuki21 [2011-10-11 00:55:28 +0000 UTC]

pfffff no you're not.

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to fubuki21 [2011-08-05 17:53:04 +0000 UTC]

bahahaha! that's a new one. I've never heard of a fist fight actually breaking out between a section. clarinets especially! XD

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fubuki21 In reply to ChemicalRejectBoys [2011-08-05 18:02:19 +0000 UTC]

It's a bit better this year!

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ChemicalRejectBoys In reply to fubuki21 [2011-08-05 20:02:51 +0000 UTC]

well that's good!

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Mestranonaiya [2011-06-09 16:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Something else funny is that we actually have 8 flutes I'm one of 'em. And the percussionists is SO true! As is the band director, and the saxophones

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