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My natural curiosity took over one day so I decided to ask uncle Google how much breasts weigh. What I stumbled upon was, and I quote: "A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds."Wait a sec, 23 pounds=10 kg. How come then that chicks walk with those midgets around like it was nothing? I can barely carry my full 15 liter fuel canister for 200 meters without stopping every 50m for a break.
So I decided to conduct an experiment - I strapped 2 5kg dumbbells with a string together and tied them tightly to my chest and tried walking around the house a bit.
Result? Ladies, um, how the f**k do you live with these? Gentlemen, imagine having to carry two small bowling balls on your chest for your whole life without the possibility of removing them (let's leave plastic surgery out of this for argument's sake).
I'd honestly go nuts.
Ladies, you have my respect.
Peace.
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That's exactly why I don't want huge breast and love the fact that mine are small.
Not to mention that big breast seem to attract way more creeps.
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Haha funny one! Busty girls are such a cliche, but it's also a fact that they turn heads wherever they go.
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That weight is off. Β Way off actually. Β Here's what they are based on breast volume and using an averaged weight of proportional breast tissue & fat:
240cc (32A/30B/28C) < 1 Lb (both combined)
310cc (32B/30C/28D) 1.2 Lbs
390cc (34B/32C/30D) 1.5 Lbs
480cc (36B/34C/32D) 1.9 Lbs
590cc (38B/36C/34D/32DD) 2.4 Lbs
710cc (40B/38C/36D/34DD) 2.9 Lbs
850cc (42B/40C/38D/36DD) 3.5 Lbs
Also, keep in mind that the wider the breast, the easier it is to tolerate the weight. Β A 42B, despite being the same volume of a 36DD, is much less burdensome. Β It has far less projection and a wider distribution across the ribcage allowing for less muscular compensation to maintain posture and balance.
Once a woman gets past a 2 Lb set of Breasts (> 32D) with a D or larger cup, it can lead to back problems. Β Often this is the case in women that work desk jobs and/or have low muscular tone in their core. Β A good bra will help by properly distributing the weight strain more evenly across the ribcage and up. Β Any woman of a C cup or larger should really be professionally sized. Β
My wife went through this going from 36DD before the birth of our 1st child to 36G/H by the time of delivery and they never went back down in terms of volume after she finished breastfeeding. Β With our 2nd child she's gone up to 36J and once she's done breastfeeding she's getting a reduction because it's hell on her. Β 36J Breasts weigh about 8.5 Lbs in total.
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Well yeah, but girls literally train with holding themselves up day in and day out for 10 years, until the point where they don't feel the weight as Goku and the rest of the good guys in DBZ don't feel the weights in their gis.
It's why girls tend to be more toned than guys, I assume.
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Pretty sure you're wayyyyyyy off on the weight. Β Try more along the lines of 2-3 lb each.
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Well, the only girl I know who is size D is Hanna and she's been saying these are really heavy.
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Hmm, maybe it's like a case of boiling a frog: you don't put the frog into the boiling water because it'll hop out. You put the frog into the water and slowly heat the water until it's boiling.
Likewise, you put those weights on your chest that have never been there before, so it's gonna hurt quite a bit. But women start out having smaller breasts which then grow over time, giving them the opportunity to become accustomed to the weight. That's not to say that it's not painful, but it's probably more manageable as a result.
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Very nice linework and composition. Her uncomfortable facial expression really sells her discomfort. Here's hoping she gets some aspirin and a chiropractic appointment soon!
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Is...is physics working correctly?
how the hells is that not a medical condition?
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Your guess is as good as mine...
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And yet when I heroically offer to help carry them, women seem put off. Go figure! 
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Of curse you couldn't get used to it, because the spine of a woman has an other shape because of the weight of their breast but I guess D-Cup are pretty heavy for every one XD
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Better than this comix would be a photo of Comx-1 performing this experimentΒ
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Oh I bet that was a sight to see XD
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Hahaha XD Finally! I have D-cups and I can tell you: My neck hurts right now! XDDDD
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I sincerely feel for you woman
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Hahaha XD
Now if you only tested with water balloons and a bra just how much those things are blocking your use of arms! You know how they tell you to keep your elbows together during volleyball? I can't...
Also you know when people tell they can't see their toes from their stomach? I can't see my stomach or my toes FROM MY BOOBS!
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I actually used those ankle weights filled with iron sand, each weighing 2,5 kg (4 in total) so I don't know about view blockage, all I know is that my neck started to hurt after 3 minutes XD
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Yup XD It hurts alright.
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I don't have them myself but I know somebody who does, so it on her behalf...
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They say women are weaker though it is obvious no man could handle the weights that women deal with!
nice to hear ya experimenting with certain qualities of anatomy,really helps appreciate the smaller things in life
also the picture is finely done as always ComX~!
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I can imagine a woman drill sergeant XD
"Alright maggots, drop down and give me fifty push-ups! And no whining, I've done the same with extra weight!"
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to answer your question, women naturally have stronger backs due to having to support a child for 9 months.
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Oh snap this AND a 4 kg kid? Plus increased volume during pregnancy? Girls have it rough >.<
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yeah fortunately evolution has the mostly covered until about 8-months in
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What's in those things that they weigh that much?
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Um, yeah, that's all I got XD I could go for biology route but it's too much explaining there
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I think it's pretty much just fat...
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Well, yeah, but it DOES weigh a lot tho.
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