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chewtoy25 — Speaking Elizabethan
Published: 2010-01-20 01:25:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 202; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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Description So, I bid fond and fruitful
Blessings on the next man
To try to gain some petty sum,
A shred of decency from this other;
Thou shall be needing it.
For, what, I say, does this other want?
Of this, I am unsure, but I do desire
These plaguing visions escape me
And leave my mind at peace.

Though be clouds covering this sky,
Thy countenance is thy indifferent curse to me.
This day, and those preceding, hath
No light of passage or warmth.
There hath been no sun, that scorched... See More
The ground, so that freeze becomes thaw.

Solely in the Holy One do I find refuge;
There be no refuse, nor any
Double-X human that can run thy
Dagger of confusion through my
Back and to my chest....

I prithee, brave and naive fellow,
Do not be confused, for in this other,

Confusion is provided for you!
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Comments: 10

TheMadcapQuipster [2010-04-12 19:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Wow, dude. I had no idea you were such a rhapsodist! Nice poem, my brother!

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chewtoy25 In reply to TheMadcapQuipster [2010-04-14 19:50:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey, _______!
So you DO have a DA account; cool!

Thank you, my brother!
I was trying my absolute best to speak with an Elizabethan tongue.
What's a rhapsodist?

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TheMadcapQuipster In reply to chewtoy25 [2010-04-14 20:07:42 +0000 UTC]

One who recites rhapsodical verses of poetry or one who writes it. It's a good thing. xD

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chewtoy25 In reply to TheMadcapQuipster [2010-04-14 20:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Kewl

Call me stupid, but what does "rhapsodical" mean?

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TheMadcapQuipster In reply to chewtoy25 [2010-04-15 19:46:40 +0000 UTC]

It pretty much means "beautifully poetic."

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chewtoy25 In reply to TheMadcapQuipster [2010-04-15 20:04:36 +0000 UTC]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Now I get it!

Thanks, buddy!
I guess I am a rhapsodist, then.
Personally, I like my poems that have the word "Blues" in them; I think it's either two or three of them.

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DuctTapeNinja [2010-01-20 04:14:11 +0000 UTC]

As I witnessed on that long car ride a while back.

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chewtoy25 In reply to DuctTapeNinja [2010-01-20 22:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Aye, 'tis certain.

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DuctTapeNinja In reply to chewtoy25 [2010-01-21 00:10:51 +0000 UTC]

What, now you're going pirate?

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chewtoy25 In reply to DuctTapeNinja [2010-01-21 00:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Arrrgh!

Bartender: Hey, you got a steering wheel caught in your pants!
Me: AYE; IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!

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