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Once upon a time there was a beautiful pony named Hex, but most everybody called him Popscicle. Popscicle the Hex pony lived in a very beautiful land called Ponyville. Everyone and everything in Ponyville was beautiful, even dead grass and roadkill.

Even though everything was beautiful, Hex the Popscicle pony had a problem.

"You just said it was Popscicle the Hex Pony!"

"Oh...well..."

Even though everything was beautiful, POPSCICLE THE HEX PONY had a problem. And that problem was, no one was as beautiful as her. HIM OKAY SORRY. No one was as beautiful as HIM. No. He wasn't handsome, he was beautiful. Just deal with it, jeez! Okay, fine! No one was as PRETTY as him. He wanted someone just as perfect and bea—pretty as he was so he could actually have a friend since the law of Ponyville said that only people that were beautiful could be talked to.

So Popscicle set off on a magical journal to find a pretty friend. He looked everywhere! But the first place he went was Candyland where only the sweetest people lived. There he found Jellybean the Gen otter and  Snickers the Von mouse. They were both really nice and even offered to let Popscicle be the king of Candyland, but Popscicle said no because he didn't want to be king. He just wanted to find a beautiful friend. Jellybean and Snickers felt bad for poor Popscicle, so they agreed to help him find someone beautiful to be his friend.

"I'm...I-I'm an otter?"

"I'm a mouse!"

"Yeah! A-And Hex is a p-pony!"

"Ugh...this story sucks."

"Shhh! I'm not d-done yet!"

So the three were now together, prancing and running through Ponyville and looking for people worthy enough to be Popscicle's friend. They eventually got to Christmasland where it was Christmas everyday! There they found Candy Cane the Shilo reindeer and he was very handsome, but not beautiful—PRETTY--like Popscicle.

"We need your help, norf!" exclaimed Popscicle. "I can't find someone as beautiful as me, norf!"

"What the hell is a norf?"

"It's w-what you s-say at the end of y-your sentences!"

"Why do I say norf at the end of my sentences?"

"Because it's fun to s-say!"

"...I really do hate this story. Can I leave now?"

"Haru's not done with the story yet, Hex!"

Candy Cane gazed at the distressed Popscicle and laughed. "OF COURSE I CAN HELP YOU," he roared and galloped ahead of the three. "LET US LEAVE NOW." And so the three followed him and his red cape. He has a red cape because I said so! Let me finish the storyyyy!

The three—four, I mean—ran and ran and ran and ran and—okay, yes, they ran a lot. They ran but they had to stop at McPonald's because they were all really hungry. But anyway, Candy Cane and Jellybean and Snickers and Popscicle ate and eventually they found a place called Beauty-Mart kind of like Wal-Mart but with a lot of prettier stuff! One of the workers there was named Glitter the Squam princess and she was the princess of...everything! Especially Beauty-Mart. While she was pretty, she was not a pony, so Popscicle was sad.

But alas! Glitter agreed to help Popscicle and the other three and granted him amazing pretty-finding powers! After they thanked Glitter, they fled her castle and ran until they reached the very edge of Ponyville where they met three other people.

"Haru, I don't think Mr. Squam's a girl..."

"It's p-princess Glitter, r-remember?"

"Yeah, Gen!"

"Okay...?"

ANYWAY, the group found Daisy the Nico rainbow and Sunflower the Jovi cloud and Smurfy the Rose sun. They were all really nice people, er, weather!  And  they were really smart too and they directed the group in the direction of the most beautiful place on earth. But to help, they sent Leukemia the Nolan kitty to help them because he knew everywhere and everyone in Ponyville.

"Haru, you do realize that leukemia is a disease, right?"

"...uhm. Anyway!"

Along the way they met  Sparkle the Dai rabbit and Norris the Stanko sheep. They were also very nice and they knew a very pretty princess that lived nearby! And they knew both Leukemia and Candy Cane so since they were friends they agreed to help.

So they ran some more and they reached the Magnolia Castle where a beautiful pony named Carla the Kip pony lived. But bad news! Fishy the Koi alligator protected the castle! Before he attacked. Candy Cane jumped in the way and saved them all!

"NOOO CANDY CANE," yelled Snickers, but it was too late.

"GO ONE WITHOUT MEEEE," cried Candy Cane, and then he died.

So the rest of the group went into the castle and had to fight off two guards! They were named George the Chiaki lizard and Happy the Scarlet turtle! When they were defeated, it turns out that they were actually really nice people and they and another guard named Smile the Kite piggy decided to help them find Carla.

They had to fight off diseases and people and politisheeans and plagues but they eventually made it to the top of the castle where Carla lived.

"Oh my gosh!" yelled Carla. "You have found me! And you are very pretty!" Because she saw Popscicle who was the prettiest thing she had ever seen. Jellybean helped Carla bust out of the cage she was stuck in and then Popscicle and Carla fell in love and lived happily ever after. And so did everyone else!

"The e-end!"

"Everyone else lived happily ever after too, huh?"

"Yeah! They m-met Bill Gates a-and the Jonas B-Brothers and they b-became rich because they w-were all so pretty!

"That was a good story, Haru!"

"Uh...yeah!"

"Thank y-you!"

"...I'm going home now."

Description
Once upon a time there was a beautiful pony named Hex, but most everybody called him Popscicle. Popscicle the Hex pony lived in a very beautiful land called Ponyville. Everyone and everything in Ponyville was beautiful, even dead grass and roadkill.

Even though everything was beautiful, Hex the Popscicle pony had a problem.

"You just said it was Popscicle the Hex Pony!"

"Oh...well..."

Even though everything was beautiful, POPSCICLE THE HEX PONY had a problem. And that problem was, no one was as beautiful as her. HIM OKAY SORRY. No one was as beautiful as HIM. No. He wasn't handsome, he was beautiful. Just deal with it, jeez! Okay, fine! No one was as PRETTY as him. He wanted someone just as perfect and bea—pretty as he was so he could actually have a friend since the law of Ponyville said that only people that were beautiful could be talked to.

So Popscicle set off on a magical journal to find a pretty friend. He looked everywhere! But the first place he went was Candyland where only the sweetest people lived. There he found Jellybean the Gen otter and  Snickers the Von mouse. They were both really nice and even offered to let Popscicle be the king of Candyland, but Popscicle said no because he didn't want to be king. He just wanted to find a beautiful friend. Jellybean and Snickers felt bad for poor Popscicle, so they agreed to help him find someone beautiful to be his friend.

"I'm...I-I'm an otter?"

"I'm a mouse!"

"Yeah! A-And Hex is a p-pony!"

"Ugh...this story sucks."

"Shhh! I'm not d-done yet!"

So the three were now together, prancing and running through Ponyville and looking for people worthy enough to be Popscicle's friend. They eventually got to Christmasland where it was Christmas everyday! There they found Candy Cane the Shilo reindeer and he was very handsome, but not beautiful—PRETTY--like Popscicle.

"We need your help, norf!" exclaimed Popscicle. "I can't find someone as beautiful as me, norf!"

"What the hell is a norf?"

"It's w-what you s-say at the end of y-your sentences!"

"Why do I say norf at the end of my sentences?"

"Because it's fun to s-say!"

"...I really do hate this story. Can I leave now?"

"Haru's not done with the story yet, Hex!"

Candy Cane gazed at the distressed Popscicle and laughed. "OF COURSE I CAN HELP YOU," he roared and galloped ahead of the three. "LET US LEAVE NOW." And so the three followed him and his red cape. He has a red cape because I said so! Let me finish the storyyyy!

The three—four, I mean—ran and ran and ran and ran and—okay, yes, they ran a lot. They ran but they had to stop at McPonald's because they were all really hungry. But anyway, Candy Cane and Jellybean and Snickers and Popscicle ate and eventually they found a place called Beauty-Mart kind of like Wal-Mart but with a lot of prettier stuff! One of the workers there was named Glitter the Squam princess and she was the princess of...everything! Especially Beauty-Mart. While she was pretty, she was not a pony, so Popscicle was sad.

But alas! Glitter agreed to help Popscicle and the other three and granted him amazing pretty-finding powers! After they thanked Glitter, they fled her castle and ran until they reached the very edge of Ponyville where they met three other people.

"Haru, I don't think Mr. Squam's a girl..."

"It's p-princess Glitter, r-remember?"

"Yeah, Gen!"

"Okay...?"

ANYWAY, the group found Daisy the Nico rainbow and Sunflower the Jovi cloud and Smurfy the Rose sun. They were all really nice people, er, weather!  And  they were really smart too and they directed the group in the direction of the most beautiful place on earth. But to help, they sent Leukemia the Nolan kitty to help them because he knew everywhere and everyone in Ponyville.

"Haru, you do realize that leukemia is a disease, right?"

"...uhm. Anyway!"

Along the way they met  Sparkle the Dai rabbit and Norris the Stanko sheep. They were also very nice and they knew a very pretty princess that lived nearby! And they knew both Leukemia and Candy Cane so since they were friends they agreed to help.

So they ran some more and they reached the Magnolia Castle where a beautiful pony named Carla the Kip pony lived. But bad news! Fishy the Koi alligator protected the castle! Before he attacked. Candy Cane jumped in the way and saved them all!

"NOOO CANDY CANE," yelled Snickers, but it was too late.

"GO ONE WITHOUT MEEEE," cried Candy Cane, and then he died.

So the rest of the group went into the castle and had to fight off two guards! They were named George the Chiaki lizard and Happy the Scarlet turtle! When they were defeated, it turns out that they were actually really nice people and they and another guard named Smile the Kite piggy decided to help them find Carla.

They had to fight off diseases and people and politisheeans and plagues but they eventually made it to the top of the castle where Carla lived.

"Oh my gosh!" yelled Carla. "You have found me! And you are very pretty!" Because she saw Popscicle who was the prettiest thing she had ever seen. Jellybean helped Carla bust out of the cage she was stuck in and then Popscicle and Carla fell in love and lived happily ever after. And so did everyone else!

"The e-end!"

"Everyone else lived happily ever after too, huh?"

"Yeah! They m-met Bill Gates a-and the Jonas B-Brothers and they b-became rich because they w-were all so pretty!

"That was a good story, Haru!"

"Uh...yeah!"

"Thank y-you!"

"...I'm going home now."