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Description The cute ones are gay
So I’ll never have a chance.
The smart ones are to smart
To have to deal with a held back student.
The horny ones don’t know what commitment is
So they'll never last long.
The dumb ones don't know any better
So they'll cheat on you with out a cause.
The Emo boys won't give you there heart
So no reason to give them yours.
The crazy boys joke to much
So I can't bring them home.
The serious ones are to duel
They have no fun.
The jocks are egotistical
They need a cheerleader on their arm.
The freaks are freaks
I'm scared of freaks.
Gangstas are to tough
I'm afraid I’ll die.
The losers keep to them selves
I like to have conversations
But boys always have  issues
there is always one
The one you have a chance with,
The one that well help you with homework,
The one you will always be with,
The one you know is yours,
The one you can give your heart to,
The one you know well be serious,
The one you know will joke around,
The one you loves you more then themselves,
The one who you find normal,
The one you feel same with,
And the one you can talk with,
But boys always have issues.
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Comments: 39

TweenSpeedoBoy [2019-03-31 21:53:41 +0000 UTC]

my issue is, i'm a boy, and  i

want a piece of your action.

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Winter-wolf1 [2017-01-20 13:33:13 +0000 UTC]

So true

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StudioHansel [2016-09-30 15:50:28 +0000 UTC]

So true! The poem is insightful.

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Chicaisboss [2016-01-23 18:00:57 +0000 UTC]

True

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ShiranuiArtist [2015-11-10 00:40:04 +0000 UTC]

As a guy, i can confirm that some of us are like this. (Not me. i'm my own person. And if someone tries to tell me otherwise, i walk away.)



You just have to find the right one.

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Alejandrotd [2015-11-04 21:22:06 +0000 UTC]

Love your Picture.

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wolfgirl7788 [2015-08-30 19:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey...I agree...but I sometimes like the silent type...

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zukopie [2014-09-13 17:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes they do

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uchihademon [2013-01-24 09:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Admit s true

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tendex23 [2012-07-17 14:40:44 +0000 UTC]

Some of the "to's" should be "too's"

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TheEclecticNerd [2011-06-21 01:34:53 +0000 UTC]

truer words are rarely spoken sweetie, i know just what you mean.

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scorpia733 [2011-03-23 18:56:49 +0000 UTC]

ok, sounds i'm for you!!! joking, nice one by the way. i didn't know girls felt that way ='(
i just thought girls were choosy lol.

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Painkillers-Cookies [2010-12-26 23:45:54 +0000 UTC]

i was starting to get scared and lonely. then i arrived at the "freaks" line and realized I could do with a freak
but i agree, also freaks have issues

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rookyWriter [2010-12-22 02:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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Chocolateonion [2010-09-08 18:01:04 +0000 UTC]

okay i had to wright this for my english class took me 5 minutes...i forgot to do it earlier. also it was in 7th grade...

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Orochi92 [2010-08-24 02:22:24 +0000 UTC]

haha you got that right. im gay but dont consider myself cute.

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Toshiros24 [2010-06-16 00:00:04 +0000 UTC]

*sighs* its to true its scary..

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Legend-Reading [2010-04-12 17:37:00 +0000 UTC]

Feel the same way

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flameofmagnesia [2010-01-29 09:16:39 +0000 UTC]

uh hu....ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING ON EVERY SINGLE STATEMENT YOU SAID CAN BE APPLIED TO GIRLS! YOU DONT NEED TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN GENDERS, WERE HUMAN, IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT ISSUES ARE YOU PROBABLY HAVE AT LEAST ONE

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ArtHealsUrSoul [2010-01-28 02:58:18 +0000 UTC]

All true...sometimes, i just dont get guys(they rly irritate me sometimes)

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TheAnkylosaurus [2009-11-27 12:57:24 +0000 UTC]

A lot is misspelled, bad grammar, and I'm not sure someone who calls anyone a loser is anyone a boy would want to go out with. Maybe that's your problem.

Also, we all have issues. So do you, so do I. Get over it.

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Chocolateonion In reply to TheAnkylosaurus [2010-09-08 19:17:44 +0000 UTC]

i was in 7th grade and it was an english assignment. to contast between 2 things. so i did oppisets.

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TheAnkylosaurus In reply to Chocolateonion [2010-09-08 21:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Your spelling obviously hasn't improved since then.

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rosalyur [2009-11-21 05:58:56 +0000 UTC]

Overall, all i have to say, is that its true! and you rock with this poem. i absolutely luv it.

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Felka-wolf [2009-11-20 21:19:52 +0000 UTC]

everyone has issues.
of every gender, race and kind.
it's just the way the world works sometimes.

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BrokenAndScarred [2009-11-04 01:13:29 +0000 UTC]

TrueTrueTrue!

(: good job

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ForeverIsLimited [2009-05-07 22:07:28 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Its the horny ones that always get me.

The guys who "hit it and quit it."

But I like this.
Good job!

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Chocolateonion In reply to ForeverIsLimited [2009-05-12 23:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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DDRWakaLaka [2008-09-02 21:45:37 +0000 UTC]

D: You've misspelled 'too' multiple times.

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weesha13 [2008-07-18 02:00:45 +0000 UTC]

True!

I like this Alot!

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N-eXu-S [2008-03-12 19:33:53 +0000 UTC]

i like this for some reason.

i think cos if i change the word boy for girl then i can really connect with it.

trust me i have found this out, who ever you want to love, they have issues, girls think boys have issues, boys think girls have issues, its cos we don't always see eye to eye, its because we are two halfs of a whole, and you have to understand that, its what makes being in love so fun because its so unpredictable. if you don't be more tollerent you will always be alone.

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ShadowMax76 [2008-02-13 05:33:13 +0000 UTC]

x.x huh......~
another thing on my list to understand girls, and how they think of us guys.
interesting stuff. xP

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Skitz6 [2008-02-01 23:36:30 +0000 UTC]

So true. I love this!

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Chocolateonion In reply to Skitz6 [2008-02-05 21:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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xx-laura-xx [2007-11-26 10:18:29 +0000 UTC]

that is really something hunni <3

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Chocolateonion In reply to xx-laura-xx [2007-11-27 18:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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mayangel17 [2007-06-03 14:27:46 +0000 UTC]

sooo true!!! lol

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DarkxLonelyxSoul [2006-12-06 21:17:27 +0000 UTC]

I agree...

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morbidillink [2005-06-26 05:52:25 +0000 UTC]

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