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Description I sorta had this in mind when doodling sleepily in the afternoon.

yknow how us Asians have martial arts of our own? LOLOL but the famous ones r always have to be them East Asians'... and China n Japan r fighting about which one's the best, Kung Fu or Karate. (srsly whats with the faces)...

...until Germany HAD to butt in spontaneously just in time. WITH BLITZKRIEG.
F.Y.I. Ok I know what it is, it's a war tactic they used in the world war. I just don't know how to picture that on a character.
(& actually thats not blitzkrieg he's doing. Its juz cuz he juz PWND China n Japan cuz he used Blitzkrieg 2 pwn other countries *storms*)

LOL CHEERLEADER ITALY. with POM-POMS.

in case u dont know, chibai (or cibai) is i think some chinese swearword n it means pussy.

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
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Comments: 369

GingerTea1010 [2018-04-06 09:20:55 +0000 UTC]

Karate is Korea's

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Jojojojob In reply to GingerTea1010 [2020-01-17 08:25:40 +0000 UTC]

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HellPhoenix5 [2018-02-08 07:22:20 +0000 UTC]

England *arriving a short time later for a world meeting*: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!

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Kirimilliganhandlen [2017-10-28 07:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Korea: *Comes back to see huge mess* what the hell happened here Da-ze?

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Herowebcomics [2017-10-01 03:12:08 +0000 UTC]

It's Kung fu for me!

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Ask-Hetalia-Romano [2016-08-27 02:47:32 +0000 UTC]

What Is "Chibai"?

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BoombasticJaym In reply to Ask-Hetalia-Romano [2017-01-08 19:59:56 +0000 UTC]

www.urbandictionary.com/define…

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Lieutnantfox [2016-07-09 19:53:19 +0000 UTC]

Should the phrase SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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Lieutnantfox [2016-07-09 19:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Lol I am Chinese but I love this!!!!!!!

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AndromedaSwan [2016-07-03 08:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha excellent!!! XD

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saidabook [2016-01-31 20:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Taekwondo.

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Elisa44567 [2015-06-30 21:12:14 +0000 UTC]

oh mai god u use "chibai" words !
XD

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Obeliskgirljohanny [2015-05-12 02:40:51 +0000 UTC]

what the heck is a blitzkrieg???
thats the term that I want to know about

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RY0ASUKA In reply to Obeliskgirljohanny [2016-01-31 21:47:26 +0000 UTC]

it translates to 'Lighting war'

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EraOfTheChibi [2015-03-16 21:35:06 +0000 UTC]

*Russia barges in with 2 pistols*

RUSSIAN ROULETTE ANYONE?

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ladyblackbird13 In reply to EraOfTheChibi [2015-03-27 23:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: Okay! *Points the gun at Russia*

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EraOfTheChibi In reply to ladyblackbird13 [2015-03-28 00:13:26 +0000 UTC]

*Gun clicks*

Russia: Oh, that one is unloaded. My turn! *points gun at you*

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ladyblackbird13 In reply to EraOfTheChibi [2015-03-28 01:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: Don't worry, I've some loaden ones in reserve! *points a second gun*

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EraOfTheChibi In reply to ladyblackbird13 [2015-03-28 10:21:07 +0000 UTC]

Russia: Oh? You have more weapons? Guess I can use one too!

*pulls out Magic Metal Pipe of Pain*

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ladyblackbird13 In reply to EraOfTheChibi [2015-03-28 14:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Me: What? Cheater! Poison not allowed! Besides, mine is better.

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DownShiftPlus [2015-02-07 05:52:35 +0000 UTC]

GERITA, GERITA, GERITA!! *cheers, then does a backflip and lands in a split*
Oh dear pumpernickle, that hurt...gosh I'm old..
(Germany's face though )

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AishaHakai [2014-12-31 01:46:46 +0000 UTC]

.....Huh? What's chibai?

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FelionaVargas [2014-11-19 06:21:49 +0000 UTC]

GO GERITA

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Lavapelz [2014-11-18 15:50:21 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOL

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40kanon [2014-11-09 17:17:17 +0000 UTC]

halt hammerzeit

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Feels-Machine [2014-10-02 00:03:31 +0000 UTC]

yaaaaaas

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RY0ASUKA [2014-09-06 23:52:28 +0000 UTC]

*korea joins in* TAEKWONDO

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saidabook In reply to RY0ASUKA [2016-01-31 20:37:22 +0000 UTC]

!!!!YASS!!!!

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mysteryota [2014-07-04 14:45:55 +0000 UTC]

*Indonesia walk in*
*sees the situation*
" Huh? I'll join!"
*sneaks from behind*
" PENCAK SILAT!!"

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CakeBashingINC [2014-07-04 04:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Dis is so bootyful you don't even know.


You don't even know.

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CanadianEngland [2013-08-27 08:40:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm laughing because I'm so confused.

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XEPICTACOSx [2013-06-02 12:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Cheerleader italy XD

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Zinnette [2013-05-01 00:49:38 +0000 UTC]

no one understands the honest to pudding fact i sat in my chair and laughed for a good 10 minutes. thank you chocoreaper you made my night.

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Chocoreaper In reply to Zinnette [2013-09-21 05:36:29 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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DiaSam1 [2013-04-13 15:41:22 +0000 UTC]

You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now.

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Dale2489795 [2013-04-11 18:54:16 +0000 UTC]

but ins't kung Fu and Karate the same thing? X3

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purplegc In reply to Dale2489795 [2013-05-07 04:37:42 +0000 UTC]

Not really. There are several different forms of martial arts. Not all are the same. Some styles are more defensive in nature while others are more offensive. Have you ever watched Avatar the Last Airbender? The different bending styles are a good example; they're all based off of different forms.

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Dale2489795 In reply to purplegc [2013-05-07 04:46:05 +0000 UTC]

ah ok

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Nekomimiarthur [2013-02-27 03:21:12 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Sosuke-Sama [2013-01-29 17:11:14 +0000 UTC]

Omg, this stuff is killing me xDDD <3<3<3 You're the best

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NekoNekoGirl04 [2013-01-06 05:52:37 +0000 UTC]

This is too random... I love it! XD This is very funny; nice work~ ^^

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PaladinMagnus [2012-11-25 02:14:21 +0000 UTC]

This picture made me laugh! XD Best way to potray blitzkrieg in him running there asses over with a Tiger II Panzer with four other right behind him! Anyway amazing job funny as hell!

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Chocoreaper In reply to PaladinMagnus [2013-09-21 05:36:48 +0000 UTC]

XDD

aw man why didnt I include that in? ah well thanks anyway

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kaithelonechampion [2012-11-08 22:09:05 +0000 UTC]

I am (every so) slightly surprised you didn't include Pencak Silat, the Indian martial art

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Chocoreaper In reply to kaithelonechampion [2013-09-21 05:36:07 +0000 UTC]

I've always thought Pencak Silat is Indonesian, and my brother once joined the pencak silat group in his grade school.

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kaithelonechampion In reply to Chocoreaper [2013-09-22 11:21:26 +0000 UTC]

You are right, it is Indonesian. I apologise

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Chocoreaper In reply to kaithelonechampion [2013-09-22 15:27:35 +0000 UTC]

hah thats ok

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kaithelonechampion In reply to Chocoreaper [2013-09-25 09:51:43 +0000 UTC]

^^

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Aryjen [2012-10-01 12:57:49 +0000 UTC]

OMG I`M DYING HERE OF LAUGHTER LOOOLL XDDD
LOVE it :3

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WolfSpirit292 [2012-08-31 05:37:53 +0000 UTC]

I almost died laughing!

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