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Published: 2009-09-02 03:41:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 84494; Favourites: 2985; Downloads: 4012
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For some reason I dunno WHY OH WHY am I getting into THESE JOKES juz like I did with Yo Mama jokes last year.Allryt so the point is? That joke's juz cliche right there. I bet a lot of people already thought of it long before I did.
and America's being a big fat LOL in there.
and for some reason I like drawing a face on RUssia's hosepipe
Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya (copypasted from sum1's comments)
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thats actually deep as hell
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I've got a joke: in America, you make burgers out of cows. In Soviet Russia, cows make burgers out of you!
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China decided to go talk some sense into America.
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china finally came to ask america for the money he owes
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That being said, I LOVE the whole reversal here.
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To America, Thanks for causing the earthquake Jackass!!
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China got there so fast because he's Russia's neighbour, Alfie! Buuurrrrn!
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I find this hilarious. However, understanding the Chinese language, "ni hao ma" means "how are you" or "are you well" and in this case it would be used with a Β question mark. Excellent and funny comic even so.
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Ni hao means hello in Chinese.
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Thanks, but I already know.
(I'm Chinese)
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It's fine...
*Punches myself for driving someone to punch themself*
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*Coughs* In America: You punch someone.Β Β Β
In Soviet Russia: You punch yourself!Β Β
Wish someone would make that face of Russia into a Emoji.
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Oh yeah, totally.
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You agree with me on the face Russia makes. If it was an Emoji, people can use it when they make In Soviet Russia jokes in comments.
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Want to be friends?
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You're welcome
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εθ° ζζΎθ‘δΈηΎηη¬ηΉ
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Ive got one!
In (wherever,dont wanna be racist)you watch Hetalia...
In Soviet Russia,Hetalia watches you!
(I wish this was true,also I just realized that I mentioned above that i didnt want to be racist by suggesting a specific country,yet i just made a Soviet Russia joke xD)
imsorryplzdontkillmeh
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This shouldn't be funny. But it totally is.
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In Soviet Russia impossible become possible))))
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Β THE PIPE HAS A FACE! <3 (I don't know why I'm so happy)
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Soviet Russia jokes are the best jokes ;3
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XD I love saying those jokes XD and yep...Merica for ya right there XD
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WAJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I tried that b4...it failed
I wonder how....
hmmm....
could it be that I started in southern eastern asia?
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it could be.
southern eastern asia? dontcha mean southeast asia cuz thats where im from
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eh I think so .... Singapore to be exact....... that was a long time ago though
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hey im from Indonesia, well thats not so close though but it IS still close
yeah sorry for the long reply.
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WHEN SHIT GETS WEIRD #346
China digging to America
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xDD I love this 'In soviet russia jokes' my buddy is so good in making them XP I fail most
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you can learn from her/him how (s)he did it
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