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Published: 2011-01-27 07:18:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1460; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 10
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Description I just realized, Horace and Jules are like the Goofus and Gallant of psycho killers.

Horace is cheerful and hard working, where Jules is an incompetent slob who manages to fuck up horribly even when he TRIES to get rid of the body.

You could at least put it in a plastic bag.
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CindarellaPop In reply to ??? [2011-01-29 06:38:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU KNOW IT BABY
I was raised in a Lutheran school. Highlights magazine and National Geographic were the only magazines we ever got in that place.

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FluffyAlbinoBacon In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-30 06:23:42 +0000 UTC]

i would never guess that. ever. in my life.

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CindarellaPop In reply to FluffyAlbinoBacon [2011-01-30 06:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Guessed that I went to a Lutheran-run school? I DID! All the way through highschool in fact.

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Nannairb [2011-01-29 00:33:53 +0000 UTC]

Have I mentioned how jelly I am of your ability to use colour and make backgrounds?

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-29 03:48:38 +0000 UTC]

Backgrounds? WHAT BACKGROUND THERE'S NO BACKGROUND
THERE'S JUST SOME VAGUELY GRASS SHAPED STUFF AND THEN GREY STREAKS TO MIMIC RAIN

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-29 03:52:42 +0000 UTC]

MORE THAN THE GRADIENT SHIT I DO

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-29 03:57:55 +0000 UTC]

THE GREY STREAKS ARE JUST THE POOR MAN'S GRADIENT
Also I'm drawing dragons again.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-29 04:13:06 +0000 UTC]

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flatw00ds [2011-01-28 19:32:40 +0000 UTC]

He wears such a cute and cheerful coat to go body-dumping.

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CindarellaPop In reply to flatw00ds [2011-01-28 19:35:46 +0000 UTC]

You can't be gloom and doom all the time! It gets old, even for a vampire.

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amara1023 [2011-01-28 11:45:46 +0000 UTC]

You'd think that during the decades he spent practicing how to roll a joint in his bat form, he had some time to practice the art of hiding dead bodies.

Seriously, Jules. You bring shame to your fellow vampires.

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CindarellaPop In reply to amara1023 [2011-01-28 18:43:47 +0000 UTC]

He just doesn't have any priorities. To be fair, most of who he kills are hookers and nobody cares enough to investigate when a hooker gets killed.

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TheEELeater [2011-01-28 06:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Bloody bloodsucking lazy butt-raping bastard. Sorry, I just had to put this icon in. Because it's awesome.

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CindarellaPop In reply to TheEELeater [2011-01-28 06:12:13 +0000 UTC]

It is.

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Aldarune [2011-01-28 01:02:47 +0000 UTC]

He looks like a mafiosi.



Why the fuck do I always miss your deviations right when you post them? >:C

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CindarellaPop In reply to Aldarune [2011-01-28 01:13:07 +0000 UTC]

A mafiosi in a yellow rain coat!
I don't know D:

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tacbot89 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-28 01:20:44 +0000 UTC]

A mafiosi in a yellow rain coat, with widdle yellow duckies on his galoshes

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CindarellaPop In reply to tacbot89 [2011-01-28 01:21:56 +0000 UTC]

If I were in the mafia, I'd wear lots of bright pastel colors. Because who is gonna argue with me and my Tommy gun?

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tacbot89 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-28 01:32:56 +0000 UTC]

I would wear a bright pink suit with a rainbow colored tie Especially while breaking fingers in the basement

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CindarellaPop In reply to tacbot89 [2011-01-28 01:46:54 +0000 UTC]

No Mr. Rogers outfit?

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tacbot89 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-28 01:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Naaaaahh silly, that outfit's fer Throats-Slicing Tuesday

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tacbot89 [2011-01-28 00:52:23 +0000 UTC]

AWWW FUCK YOU JULES! YOU JUST HAD TO HIDE THE BODY IN THE RIVER BY MY FUCKING HOUSE, DIDN'T YOU? WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE CLEAN AND EFFICIENT LIKE HORACE? HE GETS THE JOB DONE ON TIME AND CLEANS UP THE MESS WITHOUT A FUSS! HE EVEN LEAVES A MINT ON THE FRESHLY MADE BED FER CHRIST'S SAKE!

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CindarellaPop In reply to tacbot89 [2011-01-28 00:58:48 +0000 UTC]

I BET HE DID IT ON PURPOSE JUST TO PISS YOU OFF

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tacbot89 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-28 01:05:29 +0000 UTC]

AWWW THAT FUCKING TEARS YA FUCK, I'M GONNA CALL ALAN ON YOUR ASS! AND THEN I'LL HAVE HORACE CLEAN UP THE MESS!

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CindarellaPop In reply to tacbot89 [2011-01-28 01:13:17 +0000 UTC]

HE'S SUCH A BASTARD

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rinkillin [2011-01-27 20:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Silly Jules, we all know to burn the body once we're done with it

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CindarellaPop In reply to rinkillin [2011-01-27 20:44:46 +0000 UTC]

He sucks at murder!

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rinkillin In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:46:54 +0000 UTC]

He leaves a bloody mess where ever he goes. tsk tsk Jules.

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CindarellaPop In reply to rinkillin [2011-01-27 20:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Such a slob. His mother raised him better.

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rinkillin In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. He is much like a child, leaves a mess everywhere and has a fascination with crazy straws.

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CindarellaPop In reply to rinkillin [2011-01-27 20:57:50 +0000 UTC]

He'll never go anywhere in his afterlife if he doesn't shape up.

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rinkillin In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:59:32 +0000 UTC]

He needs to hide a good cave/lair and settle down, maybe even find a wife.

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CindarellaPop In reply to rinkillin [2011-01-27 21:01:33 +0000 UTC]

He needs to be stabbed in the heart with a silver dagger and be buried at a crossroads is what he needs.

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rinkillin In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 21:04:03 +0000 UTC]

why a crossroads?

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CindarellaPop In reply to rinkillin [2011-01-27 21:08:23 +0000 UTC]

Is tradition. Bury anything evil at a crossroads, so that if it ever manages to come back, it'll be confused by the fork in the road and have a harder time following you home or somesuch.
Old superstition.

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rinkillin In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 21:10:06 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I have never heard of that.
It makes some sense though.

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Knuxtiger4 [2011-01-27 18:00:02 +0000 UTC]

God, he could have least taken the time to chop her up and burn her body or something.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Knuxtiger4 [2011-01-27 20:03:25 +0000 UTC]

I know right? Such a slacker. I'm disappointed in him.

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Knuxtiger4 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Make him stop being a slacker then. Geez, at least Horace knows how to dispose of bodies the right way.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Knuxtiger4 [2011-01-27 21:01:10 +0000 UTC]

Jules should be taking notes.

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Knuxtiger4 In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-28 03:27:14 +0000 UTC]

What a slacker. :/

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PipeSmokingGentleman [2011-01-27 12:48:39 +0000 UTC]

I can just picture Jules "Singing in the Rain" with a dead girl. That would be hilarious!

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CindarellaPop In reply to PipeSmokingGentleman [2011-01-27 20:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh Gods.

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PipeSmokingGentleman In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Dibs! It was my idea!

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CindarellaPop In reply to PipeSmokingGentleman [2011-01-27 20:25:45 +0000 UTC]

The record shall reflect that you called dibs.

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PipeSmokingGentleman In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-27 20:27:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Now if only someone would draw it. XD

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Nannairb In reply to PipeSmokingGentleman [2011-01-28 06:10:01 +0000 UTC]

I want to draw that. Corpsedancin'.

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PipeSmokingGentleman In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-28 17:12:37 +0000 UTC]

Do it!

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Nannairb In reply to PipeSmokingGentleman [2011-01-28 17:22:11 +0000 UTC]

I WILL

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PipeSmokingGentleman In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-28 17:36:12 +0000 UTC]

Think you could send me a link once you finish it?

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