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Published: 2016-04-25 21:39:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 16653; Favourites: 314; Downloads: 0
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Description As usual, you were sitting in the canteen with your two best friends, Bokuto and Akaashi. Bokuto, despite being a third year, still hung around you and Akaashi, both second years. There was no lack of teasing that resulted from this oddity.

Today was not an exception.

"Lame," Akaashi slyly remarked, but the insult flew right above Bokuto's raised head.

"Whatever! At least (Name) thinks I'm cool!" he defiantly cheered, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

You were eating a rather large sandwich, a good one at that, and was in no rush to respond. Taking your long, sweet time, you led Bokuto to his knees, practically begging you to praise him.

You smiled down at him at last. "Lame," you agreed, chuckling.

Bokuto screeched, dramatically feigning hurt by clutching his chest and rolling backwards. "(Name)!" Bokuto scoffed. "I thought we were friends!"

Breaking your tough act, you acknowledged your permanent friendship with this dork. "Of course, Bokuto; best buddies!" With a wide grin, you nudged your friend with your elbow, leaning into his left shoulder.

Akaashi raised an eyebrow.

You couldn't see what was going on, but over your head, Bokuto pleaded to Akaashi with his wide, molten-gold eyes. 'Help me out, man!' they screamed. His heart hammered, and he wondered how you didn't hear its pounds.

"Oh, (Name)," Akaashi lazily called after taking a long, excruciating slurp of his soup. "What kind of owl does Bokuto remind you of?"

You stopped teasing Bokuto for a second, taking your hands off his burning cheeks. "What kind of owl?" you repeated, tilting your head innocently.

You craned your head, admiring Bokuto from all angles. You were observant like a hawk. On the other hand, Bokuto found himself sweating under your heavy gaze. Your half-lidded eyes seemed to wander all over his features, drinking in his eyes, his hooked nose, masterfully sculpted jaw...

At last, the torture seemed to be over.

"I got it!" you announced while snapping your fingers.

"What, what?" Bokuto cried.

"You look like a horny owl!"

Akaashi choked on his fish soup. "A... A what?"

Bokuto sat straight up, flushing. You really saw right through him. But who knew that you thought of him in that way?

"Yeah!" you enthusiastically said, flapping your arms. "A horny owl! His hair looks like one, doesn't it? The way it spikes up..." You moved your own hands over your head to mimic the way Bokuto's hair spiked up at the ends.

Bokuto still stared at you, jaw dropped to oblivion, eyes as wide as saucer plates. Like a fish, he looked at you, unblinking. If he was one, his scales were as red as the spots on a koi fish.

"... What?" you asked, confused.

Akaashi snicked a bit. "I think you mean horned owl, (Name)," he said at last.

"Oh-- Oh my gosh." Your embarrassment nearly mirrored Bokuto's as you covered your face, holding in an internal scream. "Bokuto-san, I'm s-sorry about that...!"

Bokuto turned away, hiding his flushed face with his hand, and shouted, "N-no problem!" with the same amount of fervor.

Akaashi shrugged. "I'm sure he'd be a horny owl anyway."

"Akaashi!"
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Comments: 66

Moonlight-Blackrose [2018-09-21 15:38:54 +0000 UTC]

This is goldΒ 

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cinderpelt333 In reply to Moonlight-Blackrose [2019-07-30 22:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!Β  Β 

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LaurenDaOtaku [2018-07-12 08:10:57 +0000 UTC]

XDD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT OML XD

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cinderpelt333 In reply to LaurenDaOtaku [2018-08-01 04:21:02 +0000 UTC]

NEITHER WERE THEY!Β  Β 

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dj-nightshade [2018-05-29 06:49:27 +0000 UTC]

You should follow this up with a lemon

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cinderpelt333 In reply to dj-nightshade [2018-08-01 04:20:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh no, I'm much too soft to write lemons. Also, they'd be doing the do to the thought of an owl...Β XD

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GoofyByrd [2018-03-29 11:10:40 +0000 UTC]

β€œA wet, winking great horned owl fledgling”... hahhah...

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cinderpelt333 In reply to GoofyByrd [2018-08-01 04:19:52 +0000 UTC]

It's really cute!Β 

featheredphotography.com/blog/…

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GoofyByrd In reply to cinderpelt333 [2018-08-05 00:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Well I can’t disagree with you there.

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DivaTulips [2017-06-20 05:20:28 +0000 UTC]

Β This is so short yet so good!Β 

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cinderpelt333 In reply to DivaTulips [2017-07-18 00:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! >o<Β 

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visions-of-autonomy [2017-05-16 02:33:46 +0000 UTC]

its an accurate description

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cinderpelt333 In reply to visions-of-autonomy [2017-07-18 00:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Ohoho? But what else?Β  Β 

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Lyianda [2016-12-02 22:54:38 +0000 UTC]

Oml, GG! GG! I ded,this story made me laugh so much!

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cinderpelt333 In reply to Lyianda [2016-12-30 01:50:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you! ^o^Β 

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Fury188 [2016-10-31 15:06:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at school

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cinderpelt333 In reply to Fury188 [2016-11-06 01:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you! >3<Β 

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JayNanase [2016-10-14 08:41:04 +0000 UTC]

omFG HAHAHHAHAAHHAA SO FUNNY WTF AKAASHI.

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cinderpelt333 In reply to JayNanase [2016-11-06 01:02:39 +0000 UTC]

AKAASHI HAS NO CHILL.Β 

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lollipopsareawesome [2016-10-05 22:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha this would totally be me...

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cinderpelt333 In reply to lollipopsareawesome [2016-10-14 02:05:05 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, don't worry, Akaashi's got you! XDΒ 

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RawrImaOtaku [2016-09-18 19:50:43 +0000 UTC]

BEAUTIFUL

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cinderpelt333 In reply to RawrImaOtaku [2016-09-20 00:31:08 +0000 UTC]

WHY THANK YOU! XD

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TheillegalContractor [2016-08-12 16:43:59 +0000 UTC]

β˜†*:.q. o(≧▽≦)o .q.:*β˜†

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seunhwa [2016-08-03 12:08:57 +0000 UTC]

This is pure gold, I swear, because I can relate to this. xD
So, I took my niece out to the zoo last week, and she wanted to see the owls.Β 
She mistakenly called the horned owl horny. SHE SAID IT SO LOUD LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE HEARD HER.Β 
And I'm like, "No, it's a horned owl, silly."Β 
Anywhale, great fanfic! It made my day haha. ~<3

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cinderpelt333 In reply to seunhwa [2016-08-05 01:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
Kudos to you for keeping calm in the situation! I would have died from awkwardness. ;u; Haha, that still sounds so cute!Β 
Thanks! <3Β 

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seunhwa In reply to cinderpelt333 [2016-08-05 02:58:36 +0000 UTC]

I was SO EMBARRASSED. And plus, my niece is five. People were looking at me like I grew two heads or something... I was red in the face... o//o

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cinderpelt333 In reply to seunhwa [2016-08-17 02:40:57 +0000 UTC]

IT'S OKAY, I'D BE EMBARRASSED, TOO. All the glances, like, "Wow, irresponsible teenagers teaching little children dirty words..." Gahhhh, I hate that. I hate it when old people think we're all incarnates of the devil. ;n; We're not all that bad! (At least you're not that bad. XD) *pats the poor tomato*Β 

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AngelicInferno [2016-07-08 12:52:48 +0000 UTC]

GOD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS SO FK PERFECT AHAHA

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cinderpelt333 In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-07-13 03:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, thank you!! Glad you enjoyed!~

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AngelicInferno In reply to cinderpelt333 [2016-07-13 07:32:57 +0000 UTC]

It was worth reading imo xD
Great job again!

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Rina-Photography [2016-06-17 06:11:44 +0000 UTC]

aaah oh my gosh, so funny πŸ˜‚

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cinderpelt333 In reply to Rina-Photography [2016-06-20 03:43:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!! ^_^

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shimsimi [2016-06-14 02:04:22 +0000 UTC]

horny owl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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cinderpelt333 In reply to shimsimi [2016-06-20 03:43:55 +0000 UTC]

Β "Ohoho?"Β 

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Melonbread3 [2016-06-01 20:28:55 +0000 UTC]

oh gosh, I was so tired, I read horned owl first and didn't get the joke but when I got it, I laughed!

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cinderpelt333 In reply to Melonbread3 [2016-06-16 03:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh, yikes! (That happened to me too, once. Someone's fic was named 'Luck be a Lady' and I read it as 'Lunch Lady'. Yep. o_o;Β 
Ahaha, good to know that it still made you laugh!Β 

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starrymayflower [2016-05-27 02:07:17 +0000 UTC]

A horny owl is the best owl ever. And that horny owl is Bokuto.
//nosebleeds in the corner.
Great story! You had me smiling the whole time

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cinderpelt333 In reply to starrymayflower [2016-06-16 03:55:55 +0000 UTC]

But Snowy Owls are cool! (Oh my god, no pun intended. XD) What kind of owl does everyone say Akaashi is, I wonder. Do you have a clue?Β 
Β Wh-why thank you! I'm honored; your fics are great!Β 

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starrymayflower In reply to cinderpelt333 [2016-06-16 09:18:51 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU
And you're welcome!

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SimplySunney [2016-05-12 01:45:56 +0000 UTC]

LMAOOO, omg Akaashi's so right thoughΒ  Β 

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cinderpelt333 In reply to SimplySunney [2016-05-14 05:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Β <-- This makes me want Bokuto to Phil MaHOOTers.Β 
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The first comment of yours I reply to is that... *cringes* Hahaha, sorry~

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shaynalanibaker [2016-04-28 02:12:45 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAH omg… akaashi is like a kuroo in training

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cinderpelt333 In reply to shaynalanibaker [2016-04-28 03:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, he's been spending too much time practicing with him and Bokuto in the training arc, haha!Β 

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shaynalanibaker In reply to cinderpelt333 [2016-04-28 22:42:38 +0000 UTC]

XD

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DammitHughes [2016-04-27 14:23:57 +0000 UTC]

IM CrYING THAT LAST LINE

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cinderpelt333 In reply to DammitHughes [2016-04-28 03:21:24 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU, I TRIED. XD

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DammitHughes In reply to cinderpelt333 [2016-04-28 05:48:46 +0000 UTC]

//standing applause

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WizzyGameMaster [2016-04-26 15:37:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this story.
We all know that Reader-chan was right the first time. Haha.

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cinderpelt333 In reply to WizzyGameMaster [2016-04-28 03:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Reader-chan wasn't wrong~ *insert owlish wink*Β 

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