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ClockworkGoth — What I Got Out of English
Published: 2007-11-07 08:22:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 328; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 2
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Description Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
That life is no period
And Death i think is no parenthesis.
To sell your soul to the Devil
Because God is a Tyrant
And we are made of Dust.
Be filled with LUST
(but not for children for it will always end in the mother's death and a terrible road trip)!
That star crossed lovers die
And they move as the tide.
That if you kill a monster
You have to kill its mother.
That the 60's were a high and beautiful wave, and that you could see it
If you drank the Kool Aid.
Dames and Detectives don't mix
The Devil once came to Russia
But was unrecognized.
That giant cats drink vodka
And play chess
But that chess can also erode your mind.
That God is in Nature
And you can find him there in a cabin by a lake.
You CAN sleep to long
Can never drink to much
And NEVER order the clam chowder.
That Dragons kill heroes
Faeries exist
And that the movie
Will ALWAYS suck.
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Comments: 8

ArisaDearrabbit [2013-03-27 02:51:27 +0000 UTC]

OMFG I LOVE YOU

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shockingsid [2009-01-02 11:36:11 +0000 UTC]

cool! have you finished your degree yet? If so, what are you doing now?

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ClockworkGoth In reply to shockingsid [2009-01-02 11:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Not yet. I'm working on my Bachelors and that's almost done then its off to Masters and PhD

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shockingsid In reply to ClockworkGoth [2009-01-06 04:14:30 +0000 UTC]

good luck! i'm taking a bachelor in english too ... its my second day today

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ClockworkGoth In reply to shockingsid [2009-01-08 21:39:20 +0000 UTC]

Good luck

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StarbuxQT [2008-01-30 20:55:08 +0000 UTC]

I love your work.

its quirky, and fluid, and I'm going to go through your entire gallery now.

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ClockworkGoth In reply to StarbuxQT [2008-01-30 22:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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ClickyPenPixieOfDoom [2007-11-08 21:35:28 +0000 UTC]

You CAN sleetoo long
Can never drink too much

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