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Description So guys,if you wanna call yourself a man,use your dick RESPECTFULLY and WISELY. Ya'll have virginites too ya know,don't waste it on women who wouldn't even be with you for the rest of your lives and just loves you for looks and money.Value the heart,and not the boobs and ass.


Also most girls don't like to fuck an impolite asshole,so don't go waving your man stick around thinking you're the manliest man just because you screwed with god knows how many chicks and not give a damn about the consequences.


So if you wanna survive along with your dick that's not cut off yet,DON'T randomly screw with chicks who can possibly be psychopaths.You may not know which of the many girls a guy has played with might be thinking of pay back.


I'm saying all of this because even though BOTH genders are equally fucked up in some ways,it's always an infuriating thing that certain or most guys would take advantage of a unarmed and vulnerable girl.Like dude,the girl said NO and what do they do?They force it upon her and the most vile thing about it is that CERTAIN dudes don't give a fuck about the aftermath.

Those kids of dudes don't deserve a dick to be honest.

I know this was supposed to be something funny and for shits and giggles,but this topic slapped me in the face.


Enjoy the meme like pic though.
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Comments: 144

Okra1239 [2018-02-03 21:24:41 +0000 UTC]

lol my name is kara does it count?

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ayalovelevi [2018-01-22 10:10:27 +0000 UTC]

kettenΒ  .... if chara fall in love With anotherΒ  girl How will your reaction be ?

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jayyysting [2018-01-20 02:48:20 +0000 UTC]

As my dad used to say"when bitches get crazy run boy"

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FriskDreemurr5567 [2018-01-13 15:26:45 +0000 UTC]

*Unless your name is CharaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚*

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Duskdraak [2018-01-11 19:26:10 +0000 UTC]

That is a lesson I learn from a wise older man long ago. And I quote him
"When you see crazy bitch run!"
I'm not joking that's literally what he said his grandfather told him.

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CaioTheNeko [2018-01-03 00:44:35 +0000 UTC]

help

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darkenedAspie [2018-01-02 00:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Is letting crazy stick its dick in you allowed, though? Asking... for a friend.Β  Β 

In all seriousness, the above (the picture) is an important thing that everyone needs to consider, regardless of their own gender... not that I have any experience in dealing with such things. Have yet to actually date even one person. The sad part is I'm twenty, and pretty much the majority of people where I live who are my age have already dated several people and had sex countless times. Hell, my mom was already married and got pregnant with me at twenty.

On a completely unrelated note, I heard Single's Awareness Day was a thing? Is there perchance a way I could find other people to 'celebrate' it with, to be slightly less isolated this year?

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Imperial-Gasmask [2018-01-01 21:21:11 +0000 UTC]

www.theatlantic.com/science/ar…


It can go both ways. Don't forget that.

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Okami-Norino [2018-01-01 07:48:59 +0000 UTC]

poetry xD

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AHeart-chan [2017-12-24 08:33:36 +0000 UTC]

How many times can you use those words?! Now I am not innocent no more... Tanks a lot.

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Bolt-XZ-FTW [2017-12-23 00:47:39 +0000 UTC]

you PREACH I GET PICKED ON FOR DEFENDING GIRLS
I HATE DOUCHEBAGS LIKE THAT

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Myssing-Mistic [2017-12-22 21:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Common awareness people, have a heart. Or you won't get the chance to use it.

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360GreenDragon [2017-12-19 11:44:25 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=imch7k…
dont stick your fucking dick in crazy

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TheLolatron9000 [2017-12-17 15:07:02 +0000 UTC]

I'll list that next to my other favorite lesson which is this:
"If somebody touches you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!"
- Sonic Sez
But seriously if you aren't careful around who you like, then that's no good! Dont play with ANYONES feelings! That's what causes you to be hated or WORSE. So kids, don't go nuts with a crazy person! The results won't be good! -The Lolatron9000

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littlekitten59 In reply to TheLolatron9000 [2017-12-27 18:58:36 +0000 UTC]

the most ironic thing is that your profile pic is sonic XD
but your right don't f**k with people

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TheLolatron9000 In reply to littlekitten59 [2017-12-27 19:00:20 +0000 UTC]

Exactly

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OneCallGat [2017-12-17 06:57:12 +0000 UTC]

I like weird girls but even I have draw a line (sometimes)

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ImmaPotatoe10 [2017-12-16 15:58:17 +0000 UTC]

People will regret doing shit to me when I use this method

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sakura4568 [2017-12-16 06:26:13 +0000 UTC]

I have a valid point Artist-chan. Keep it up. ^_^

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Lovequicksandmud [2017-12-12 17:34:46 +0000 UTC]

ok

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KasoTheArtist In reply to Lovequicksandmud [2017-12-14 02:24:35 +0000 UTC]

When their nice:
Hello their, nice to see you *Bows polightly* ^w^
When their Deadly:
*Flies away* Β°^Β°

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T050302c [2017-12-12 04:34:24 +0000 UTC]

My name is Chara but it my namae does'nt show it so I'll be safe from the ferocious Kitten (;'-'



I hope.....

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Ssnashur [2017-12-11 03:35:02 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad for Sora and flower boy

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CNeko-chan In reply to Ssnashur [2017-12-11 08:51:31 +0000 UTC]

One has no dick.

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nick-fwan In reply to CNeko-chan [2017-12-12 11:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Which one?

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CNeko-chan In reply to nick-fwan [2017-12-12 12:00:14 +0000 UTC]

You think.

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Ssnashur [2017-12-11 03:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Guys will understand we love to stick per dick in crazyΒ 

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CNeko-chan In reply to Ssnashur [2017-12-11 08:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Wonder how that goes in real life.

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Fan-of-CNeko-Chan [2017-12-11 01:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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Dylan-Victini77 [2017-12-10 23:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the advice!

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ReibiReaper [2017-12-10 16:16:51 +0000 UTC]

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in crazy wombat.

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TheBadArtisto [2017-12-10 14:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you fir the advice6

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KryceCrylight [2017-12-10 09:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Welp, life lessons learnd

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GabiTheWeeb [2017-12-10 06:50:31 +0000 UTC]

I hope Zeus sees this and learns to keep his dick in his...toga? I was gonna say pants but he doesn't own any soooo...

But seriously tho 90% of greek mythology can be summed up by Zeus fucking something and then chaos ensues.

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JNerd300 In reply to GabiTheWeeb [2017-12-24 02:11:57 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad for Hera right now.

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GabiTheWeeb In reply to JNerd300 [2017-12-24 02:16:25 +0000 UTC]

I know right?

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CNeko-chan In reply to GabiTheWeeb [2017-12-10 06:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Zeus is 90% an asshole and the rest is just a lighting god.

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GabiTheWeeb In reply to CNeko-chan [2017-12-11 00:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol, very true!

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Dikarosu [2017-12-10 04:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Haven't seen your art for quite a while, glad to see it's gotent better xD

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MarioMario8384 [2017-12-10 03:49:14 +0000 UTC]

chara will have to figure out that on his own

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YuiMurasaki [2017-12-10 03:29:36 +0000 UTC]

Noted!

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pocketsans595 [2017-12-10 02:05:32 +0000 UTC]

soo dont be a yunoΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=29jDgm…

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Lyte-Malfunction [2017-12-10 01:30:26 +0000 UTC]

But what if you are crazy and stick your dick in crazy? XD

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tron1112 [2017-12-10 01:20:25 +0000 UTC]

dont ever stick your dick in crazy, dose not apply to this situation.

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ArtistDoodles [2017-12-10 01:18:38 +0000 UTC]

A-Chan: Unless your name's chara
Me: *facepalms and laughs*

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JNerd300 [2017-12-09 23:38:36 +0000 UTC]

I always wanted to meet a kind decent man but hearing about relationships that involves this itsΒ really scary.

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Rottenstrabewwy [2017-12-09 23:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Second picture: me on my period

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BeastmodeGuNs [2017-12-09 20:34:00 +0000 UTC]

(Disclaimer: I'm not very well-spoken in this matter but here I go anyways, heh.)
The world is a strange, beautiful, yet mysterious and heavily corrupt place, the same can be said of people. In this regard I believe that the mind is both a gift and a curse.

A gift in the fact that humans are even to form connections and relationships and obtain the gift of love, and maybe find someone who they can be happy with for many years to come. someone who feels the same ways and has the same feelings in return who can and will return the love so long as they are always there for each other. Someone who they feel they can truly give their heart to and call their one and only and hold onto without a care for anything else in the world.

A curse in the fact that there are many out there who would take advantage of and abuse others for nothing more then some form of self-gratification, monetary gain or some other reason that would harm that "significant other" in more ways then one just because they have the ability to do so, and somehow for some corrupt reason it fulfills some cruel need or desire that filled in their minds somewhere at some point. If a human mind's level of corruptness was shown by how dark their eyes are, then in this case they would be pitch black.

Both sides of the Spectrum are corrupt in their own ways and the level of corruption in this regard is something I believe to be on a person to person basis.Β 

As for my perspective on the topic at hand...
I believe that the seam cuts both ways in the matter as people both, don't know how to stop and don't know how to back away and make the other stop, but once again I believe this to be on a person to person, case by case basis.Β  May those who are responsible for their corrupt and manipulative acts in this regard always receive the karma they deserve, and don't get me wrong, its certainly not good karma. Those who would manipulate, corrupt, and control just so they can "stick it" into someone or manipulate in some form or another deserve nothing but unending bad karma for their "deeds." The damage will always be done, and once it is, their only hope is that they can try to redeem themselves and make themselves less corrupt and better as a person so they do not repeat those past mistakes. But they will always be remembered for what they did due, and their cruelties and abuse of other people to fulfill their desires will never be forgotten.

On the other hand, those who are genuinely and from the bottom of their heart are kind, caring, giving, compassionate, loving, always being there for their friends, family, and loved ones and looking out for them and always being supportive of them even as the goings get rough and the obstacles grow larger in the dark, bumpy road that is life... they don't have to be people who are outgoing or very social, they can be the most introverted, socially awkward person you've met and thats just fine(I know I fit that category at least, haha.), and they sure as heck don't always have every single trait, but as long as their state of heart and mind remain true in regard to those positive, genuine, caring and heartfelt traits and emotions, then surely they are bound to come across that special someone who notices them for their heart and the type of person they are and not because of things like self desire or looks. And when that time comes, given the care, compassion, patience, increasing openness, and so forth. Surely they will connect and their bond will grow continually stronger into something greater and warmer... perhaps genuine love? If ya ask me, our own minds are the biggest mystery about our existence and being, as well as what makes us, well... us.Β 

One of the nice things about our minds is that they allow us to craft our own paths in life as we develop and see fit, make our own creations, develop our own ties, relations, and friendships. I only wish that those who are corrupt or bound to be corrupt could redeem themselves for the better or take a different path in life when they still have the opportunity, you can't just wash away the bad traits in people that allow them to take advantage of people and manipulate and corrupt them. But as time goes on and the next generations come, you can teach them and show them what is right or wrong so the future is at least not as bad. Corruption will always remain, but the human heart can minimize it and make it so there are less people of these natures in the world, everything we do helps to define who we are, and as such, we should always strive to make good and heartwarming impressions that make the world a better place for ourselves and everyone around...

Everything above is all but my opinion and view point on these matters anyways, apologies for the text wall, apologies if it seems like I was just rambling, and my sincerest apologies to those who do not agree with or dislike my opinion or if one of the things I touched on in someway saddened or angered someone. As I noted in the beginning, I am not the most well-spoken in regards to deep things like this, at least that is what I believe of myself(Also, apologies for saying apologies so much xD, I tend to be a bit apologetic at times, especially in moments like these). Regardless, thank you to those who take their time to read this strange wall of text for better or for worse. And I hope there is some sort of positive message or gain out of this.

Regardless of it all though, may every single one of you always be filled with Determination, kindness, and willpower, no matter what life throws at you.
Especially you A-Chan and Sora. No matter what kind of people you come across and what life throws at you, always push forward and never give up on your hopes, wishes and dreams. You two shall always be happy together I believe.
The amounts of determination that both of you have alone are proof of that.

Enough of this text wall now, thank you and have a awesome weekend.

P.S. wall of text aside, the lesson portrayed above in that meme pic... I find it rather enlightening. Chara don't give a dang in general, but i'll be careful not to get stabbed! xD

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mig876 In reply to BeastmodeGuNs [2017-12-09 22:12:21 +0000 UTC]

This text just restored my will to continue to not be an asshole. And that's rare to happen, given the place I have to endure.
(The real Brazil, not the Good One shown to the world)

Ever thought about working withΒ Philosophy?

And Kudos to you X2.

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BeastmodeGuNs In reply to mig876 [2017-12-09 22:38:18 +0000 UTC]

First off thank you 2X, haha.

I am glad to be able to have written something to help someone feel a bit better. May your determination allow you to continue to endure whatever shit you have to face in your homeland and for you to one day be able to get away from it it. :l

And I've at very least acknowledged and felt before that I have potential in regards to both Philosophy and motivational speaking.

Other then that I've never really put too much thought into it, i'm just happy to try to be there for people when their going through rough times or feeling down and provide my own input on topics like these sometimes.

For better or for worse, my heart goes out to friends, family, and those I come across(especially on the internet.) who feel down, are going through rough times, and so on. I don't consider myself the most strong-willed but regardless, I believe that a determined mind and heart will allow you to pull through whatever shit is thrown your way, for better or for worse.

So whatever ya have going on out there in your homeland, just remember to stay determined. ^_^ <3

Edit: Eh, I hope this particular came it alright and that I didn't sound full of myself orΒ  overrighteous or anything of the sort. I'm pretty sure i'm worried about nothing but I just can't get this feeling from my mind that I may or may not of a little cocky or something while writing this second bit. Idk. It is what it is regardless. (Curse me for being a tad bit of a worrier. xD)

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