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Conservatoons — My Lies are Your Truth

Published: 2010-02-28 06:46:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 1665; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 53
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Caranaar [2014-03-25 20:43:57 +0000 UTC]

The truth is a lie to you.

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xXbeebopcatXx [2010-03-13 04:19:04 +0000 UTC]

What lies?
Just playing devil's advocate here.

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kdawg7736 [2010-03-08 07:21:10 +0000 UTC]

i am getting sick and tired of all these lies the media tells us. i have not seen improvement in the economy for example, we are still losing jobs even thought the pace of the losses have slowed. we are still losing jobs. wall street is recovering, but how about main street? we won't forget this in november and in 2012. it has been long enough for obama to try to do something and i am still waiting for results. well, hated to put you all through a diatribe but at least i gave my opinion on obama and the media that tries to make him look good.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to kdawg7736 [2010-03-12 16:01:54 +0000 UTC]

[link] It must be a good day, only a couple 100,000 lost their jobs! Obama was planning on there being more, er I mean saving more ...

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-12 21:56:46 +0000 UTC]

What do you mean? 800 jobs were created in Sacramento, Kansas, and another 32 in New York, Illinois! Not to mention the 85 in the other 55 states of America! Add it up togehter and you have 290,000!

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-12 22:28:01 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention all the ones that were 'saved" ....

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-13 05:28:14 +0000 UTC]

Like how they saved 8,000,000 in Anchorage, Hawaii?

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-13 05:53:43 +0000 UTC]

And Sarah had nothing to do with this?!

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-14 05:37:38 +0000 UTC]

:"Shut up, cracker! I created jobs in 67 states! Including Argentina and Johannesburg!"

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-16 13:24:51 +0000 UTC]

I did forget about that. What kind of 'laser' are you using on 'jobs', anyway?

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-17 03:11:51 +0000 UTC]

One an ignorant, gun-clinging racist like yourself could never comprehend!!11!1

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-17 11:25:56 +0000 UTC]

So there isn't one, then ...

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-18 02:15:30 +0000 UTC]

It exists! You just don't understand!

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-18 14:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight .... so I should not hold me breath for that job, then?

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-18 16:16:24 +0000 UTC]

Silence, mortal!

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Conservatoons In reply to kdawg7736 [2010-03-09 01:51:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm with ya

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billpyle [2010-03-08 05:11:06 +0000 UTC]

You're a fucking idiot.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to billpyle [2010-03-12 16:03:43 +0000 UTC]

You must have Typing Tourette syndrome ...

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billpyle In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-12 17:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Cause that makes sense.

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Conservatoons In reply to billpyle [2010-03-08 05:14:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for proving so many pts.

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billpyle In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-08 05:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Why don't you do us all a favor and prove your points. And use actual facts, not shit you hear on Fox News.

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popoff [2010-03-05 14:31:38 +0000 UTC]

At least there is no terror all over the world in a name of "democracy".

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confusion-mentale [2010-02-28 14:32:03 +0000 UTC]

yeah, good lies are always better than truth... Good job!

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-02-28 13:50:07 +0000 UTC]

lol, this is so funny because its true!

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Conservatoons In reply to Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-02-28 18:01:00 +0000 UTC]

and kinda sad

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-28 18:15:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah, you think it will end this term?

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Conservatoons In reply to Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-02-28 18:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Looks like it, but ya never know. Gotta keep working hard to get him out.

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-28 19:28:31 +0000 UTC]

glad you're here though, your fighting methods are quite effective!


do you have any arch-enemies here who preach the liberal lie the way you do?

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Conservatoons In reply to Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-02-28 21:30:39 +0000 UTC]

arch enemies: only about 90% of DA.

There are about 20 active trolls on this acct.

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-01 04:39:21 +0000 UTC]

show me! I shall defend! XD

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-03-12 16:05:16 +0000 UTC]

It's funnier to watch their Typing Tourette syndrome, and their inability to refute the truth ...

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-03-13 03:53:23 +0000 UTC]

you sure it's tourrete's and not some MILD form of lead poisoning? *hintCaligulahint*

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IHamby [2010-02-28 07:57:15 +0000 UTC]

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!
Although, it wasn't hard to do; the day's been in affect for only 53 minutes.

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Foxdogdemon [2010-02-28 07:55:17 +0000 UTC]

All hail the Messiah.

/sarcasm

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Conservatoons In reply to Foxdogdemon [2010-02-28 09:10:51 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Eschersphere [2010-02-28 06:48:39 +0000 UTC]

Maybe if he wouldn't stop catering to republicans and special interest groups I wouldn't have to take this seriously.

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Conservatoons In reply to Eschersphere [2010-02-28 06:54:20 +0000 UTC]

maybe if libs weren't such profound whiners...

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Eschersphere In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-28 06:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Gee, at 10% unemployment, tax bailout pumped into wall street and feckless leadership, and no meaningful health care reform there's more than enough reason to. Also, it's not just libs it's moderates and Conservatives too. Check the local Tea parties. America needs Change. We got Obama.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to Eschersphere [2010-03-12 16:06:54 +0000 UTC]

[link] and we got his policies in full effect!

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StormyTheTrooper In reply to Eschersphere [2010-02-28 07:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't it be nice if we could completely purge DC?

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Eschersphere In reply to StormyTheTrooper [2010-02-28 09:06:36 +0000 UTC]

We can. Find people in your community that you trust to run for office, and get them to run. We need the incumbents out, and citizens in. The first thing to tackle is campaign finance reform, to keep the lobbyists from buying up elections, or at least make it harder for them to do so, and keep the intentions of the elected focused on the voters who elected them.

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kdawg7736 In reply to Eschersphere [2010-03-08 07:25:06 +0000 UTC]

it is about time we see the middle class hold a high office like that. even obama is worth more than a million so do you think he knows how the lower and middle classes feels? my uncle says they should only allow people who make less than $100,000 a year to run for federal offices since they, if you count that level as middle class, would know how the people feel and would put more effort to help the common people. well hated to give a diatribe but i feel better getting this off my chest.

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