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CorporalConstipation In reply to AckermanLevi [2014-08-26 19:20:09 +0000 UTC]

I like you

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-25 17:06:12 +0000 UTC]

You sure are gassy. 

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-26 07:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Shut it shorty, mind your own ass.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-26 18:46:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm just saying you should probably get that looked at. 

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 01:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Want to do the honor, Doctor? *grins mockingly*

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 01:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Disgusting. 

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 01:30:02 +0000 UTC]

As if I'm gonna let you touch me! Dream again, Mr. Ass.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 01:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Tch, why would I want to touch you?

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 02:04:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm just saying, you might get some naughty ideas. *sticks out tongue childishly*

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 02:06:17 +0000 UTC]

With jokes like that you might actually get me to laugh. 

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 02:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Which one? About the naughty ideas or about my ass?

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 02:12:15 +0000 UTC]

yes

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 02:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Both? Well now, I didn't know you like these kinds of jokes.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 02:24:30 +0000 UTC]

The joke is you saying it.

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 02:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Well that wasn't so nice. Bitch please, I'm making an effort to at least make you smile even if it's unnoticeable. *puts both hands on hips*

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 02:36:13 +0000 UTC]

dat sass

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 07:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Better get used to it shorty!... Wait... Speaking of shorty, we're proximately the same height so that doesn't give me the the right to insult you because I'll be insulting myself...
Oh well, I can still call you Ass.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 09:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Whats the weather like down there?

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 09:23:20 +0000 UTC]

We're both 5'3 for the Wall's sake. Ask Christa that.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 09:28:31 +0000 UTC]

I can't shes a bit tied up right now. 

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-27 09:34:14 +0000 UTC]

In your office?

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-27 18:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Why on earth

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-28 02:19:35 +0000 UTC]

What? You said she was tied up, you didn't say where so I took a guess.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to FreckledDancho [2014-08-28 04:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Are you an idiot?

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FreckledDancho In reply to CorporalConstipation [2014-08-28 04:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Of course not. I'm curious so I had to ask.

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CorporalConstipation In reply to xNarttu [2014-08-25 07:02:06 +0000 UTC]

You think this is a joke? Pizza has been banned since. 

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