Comments: 110
an1610 [2020-03-30 12:41:40 +0000 UTC]
двое влюблённых лежали во ржи
рядом комбайн стоял у межи
тихо завёлся, тихо пошёл, кто-то в батоне лифчик нашёл
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DerpSansPro [2018-02-20 23:00:56 +0000 UTC]
I’m driving that thing
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fanfics4ever [2018-01-06 11:06:24 +0000 UTC]
reminds me of when I had to mow the lawn and my sister was tanning on it. I seriously wanted to start the lawnmower and see how fast she'd run.
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menslady125 [2017-09-30 01:21:46 +0000 UTC]
1000 Ways to Die!
Way to Die #500 - Corn Holed!
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luisao15 [2017-07-16 08:06:26 +0000 UTC]
Rest in Peace
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The-Math-Hatter [2017-02-21 22:19:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: Okay now! 2016's a nice, very divisible number. Predictions look good, everything going smooth... what could go wrong?
2016: Ha! Hahahahahaha....
Later...
2017: And you're sure nothing went right?
Me: Well... the Cubs won.
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Pop-s-ii [2017-02-20 18:43:38 +0000 UTC]
...
And this is why i warned you not to go into the field
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Foxboy614 [2017-02-13 17:33:42 +0000 UTC]
THAT'S HORRIBLE! XD BUT WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!
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Nezienoon [2016-12-31 02:52:39 +0000 UTC]
Im dying
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mysteriouskey [2016-09-18 11:51:18 +0000 UTC]
An anti-Valentine's day picture...seems legit...
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Werewolf-Korra [2016-09-09 05:52:37 +0000 UTC]
He who walks behind the rows will be pleased.
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mixjestiic [2016-08-11 16:16:39 +0000 UTC]
...
that's not funny
what kind of sense of humors have these people here...
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Leytala-Velnial In reply to mixjestiic [2020-03-21 23:52:30 +0000 UTC]
There are memes WAY more offensive then this...(coughschoolshootingand9/11memescough)
but yeah I agree it's not funny
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Voyager15Space In reply to mixjestiic [2017-01-14 19:07:22 +0000 UTC]
The way these machines are designed, I doubt they can shred up a person.
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mixjestiic In reply to rogangr8 [2016-11-03 04:18:14 +0000 UTC]
wow
how mature of you.
you think I BAAAAW for that
hah
no
gtfo
what if someone very important to you gets hurt badly or worse than that? would you laugh? : )
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rogangr8 In reply to mixjestiic [2016-11-05 00:18:29 +0000 UTC]
Yes, because I am a massive asshole. And I most likely hated them, if they were stupid enough to A. trespass on a farmers land* B. lay in the farmers fields.
*you don't fuck with farmers
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mixjestiic In reply to rogangr8 [2016-11-05 05:02:57 +0000 UTC]
no you're not an asshole
you have problems
the farmers should've asked nicely to the couple to move out the field, not to kill them
laying down the field isn't a crime jfc
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mixjestiic In reply to HazeyKirby [2016-11-16 03:24:24 +0000 UTC]
um
bro I wasn't using an edgy font
I was just explaining why these kind of memes are bad--
but seems like people don't understand me :/
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mixjestiic In reply to HazeyKirby [2016-11-17 04:35:46 +0000 UTC]
um hello
of course I know it's fake but still
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Tuvieja1100 In reply to mixjestiic [2016-09-03 23:50:26 +0000 UTC]
The best kind of humor, my friend.
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mixjestiic In reply to Tuvieja1100 [2016-09-03 23:56:49 +0000 UTC]
But it's cruel and heartless and very dark, buddy pal chum pal pally c:
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Mintixio In reply to mixjestiic [2016-09-03 20:31:10 +0000 UTC]
Then I must have very dark humor
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goatrex In reply to mixjestiic [2016-09-03 18:30:04 +0000 UTC]
Some good dark humor 👿!
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TheEggBat [2016-07-01 09:42:30 +0000 UTC]
omfg XD
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PastelWolf101 [2016-06-29 22:40:14 +0000 UTC]
yeaaahh... for the ones that think that "LOVE" exist: BURN IN HELL!
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Warrior-of-Faith [2016-06-23 15:34:51 +0000 UTC]
You should have listened to the owl Misses Brisby!
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Deathot [2016-06-08 18:28:49 +0000 UTC]
I am the reincarnation of that machine.
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NOMNOMSUN In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-06-18 21:01:27 +0000 UTC]
A triangle as 3 sides, there are 3 symbols, and 3 eyes that resemble Gabe Newell....
Half-life 3 confirmed.
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