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cosenza987 β When someone says that the food your eating
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people always telling me my pepsi addiction is 'bad'..
you know what? It's better than being addicted to acohol/meth/crack/etc.!
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Friend: ''Hey man, you should cut down on those fries''
Me:Β Β ''Dafuq you said?''
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*takes another bite* do I look like I care
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I'm like that with IRN BRU. My mum'll say it's full of harsh chemicals and I'm like: "Fuck the can, I'm getting the 2 litre bottle."
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I remember that my grandma asked what I wanted to eat, and I grabbed cookies, and she's like "THAT'S NOT LUNCH!!"
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I DONT CAAAARE ! XD sorry when im saying i dont care i always think about pewds XD
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Every bite and chew is a "FUCK you" on its own!
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I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, SKINNY ASS TWIG
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Thats what im thinking about when someone tells me that XD
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NUH UH IM IS NOT THE ONE WITH THE CHICKEN SANDWICH SANDWICH PROBLEM... YOOUSE THE FAT ONE WITH THE CHICKEN SANDWICH SANDWICH PROBLEM!(in the background you can hear the whales calling...)Β
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Well you're no Mr. Universe yourself, now are you Jupiter?
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ZERO FUCKS GIVEN!
Coming from someone who eats fried chicken while reading fitness magazines. :/
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Too bad for you!! I'm gonna eat it anyways!!!
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I know I cannot get fat due to high metabolism
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If you go to Heaven, it'll be a big letdown.
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High metabolism decreases as you get older
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an infinite bread supply! abu must be happy.
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People: "OMG I love what you're eating, can I have some?"
Me:
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Put the knife on the table to good use. They won't do it again.
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Like once someone told me the food I was eating was unhealthy ughhghghghghHGHGhhghgH
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BITCH I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, DEAL WITH IT!
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BITCH I EAT WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT (1 week later) on the discovery channel about the worlds fattest man over a piece of bread toΒ Β
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Found ya again!
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That's me I'm likeΒ
Do I look like a shitΒ
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What.the.jelly.
Now I keep on finding you O_O
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What is this madness
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How in the milky way are we finding each other O.O
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When my friends tell me I eat too fast
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TV commercial: go on a diet
Me: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!
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