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Published: 2010-07-17 17:53:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 2476; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 0
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Description Oh yes. A very happy horrifyingly late birthday to Wreven, indeed.

Love ya, ~Wreven367

Forgive me and my ghetto-tastic Lochness monster.

Other birthday presents will be coming along the way, dahlings.
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Comments: 87

Pleasently-Morbid [2010-07-19 22:28:38 +0000 UTC]

I love the ultimate half-assed flag! SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!

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Spasm101 [2010-07-18 22:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Puff the Magic Dragon's got nothing on your creature of the deep.

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Gigibell [2010-07-18 15:02:41 +0000 UTC]

wooo drunk chima is totaly awesome! I like the monster, he looks angry at chimas drunkness totaly fantastic b-day present! the flag is just genious!

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Kyuubi-no-Kyuu [2010-07-18 11:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Me ish liking Nessie! 8D

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splinteredtrees [2010-07-18 06:19:49 +0000 UTC]

i do so love how you draw faces and expressions.

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CountANDRA In reply to splinteredtrees [2010-07-21 18:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha! It's too much fun drawing exaggerated expressions.
Thank you! ^^

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MrHappyFaceArt [2010-07-18 03:01:49 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY RON DSY@!@#%!%$@!%@!$#%#$@^$*&%@%^#*&^*#^&@%^

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Wreven367 [2010-07-18 01:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Its... beautiful...

Lol looks like we are going... TO WAR! AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND SHORT SHORTS!

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-21 18:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Go to war, thy foolish gods! Go on to war and... and smash rum bottles to use as weapons!

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-21 18:50:26 +0000 UTC]

And I can take off my head and launch HAND GRENADES OUTTA MY NECK! And maybe my SPINE might fly out and KILL someone!

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-21 18:53:15 +0000 UTC]

And then Chima would take out a molotov cocktail but spend too much time talking about it than throwing it and it blows his hand up!

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-21 19:01:18 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOO! HOW WILL HE PLAY POOL NOW? D:
Say you lost it in the Vietnam war! Chicks love vets!

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-22 14:57:52 +0000 UTC]

He'll be so lonely at night if that ever happened. But he's got Barbara the stuffed anteater to love him, so he's okay. XD

Chima: Chicks love vets!? I ain't no furry-lover!

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-22 15:04:09 +0000 UTC]

Me: VETERANS. Just lie and say you were in a war. Most chicks have some kind of f***ed up soldier fantasy, so you're good to go.
Not my taste, but I wish you well.
Barbara is a lucky woman.

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-22 15:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Chima: War? Who needs to be a jacked-up and semi-ripped-up soldier dude when you are a frackin' mayor? Everyone loves a noggin full of power, yo. *flaps eyelashes*

Barbara: GET ME OUT OF THIS MISERY.

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-22 15:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: Deranged females. I don't know what their problem is. Thank God I never really was much of a woman. *shudders* I like hanging out with pseudo-feminine but accessable-looking guys like you. CHICKS DIG POWAH. GET YOURSELF AN INTERN AND GO BILL CLINTON ON THEIR ASS. THATS MY MOTTO.
Barbara, Barbarabarbarabarbarabarbarabarbara. You don't have any idea how lucky you are. Some people have to PAY to do what you do. You are a patriarch (whateverthehellthatmeans)) or, uh, a paragon! There we go!

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-22 20:58:31 +0000 UTC]

Chima: So you and I shall Clinton the asses of every wound-obsessed termagant out there. We are cream cheese on bagels, bagels on cream cheese. The buttery pop to the corn. The shizzles to the whizzles. The snow to Alaska. And what is it to Clinton?

Barbara: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HE DOES THINGS TO ME.

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-22 21:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Me: YOU SHALL MAKE THOSE INTERNS THE LEWINSKY TO YOUR CLINTON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT INTERNS ARE FOR.

Like my grandpa's cat and the teddy bear dog thing? I'm scared to touch it because I'm scared of dried sexy-fluids. If I have to touch it, I get a tissue and hold it like a sissy. Or I pick it up gingerly with my toes.

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-22 21:20:06 +0000 UTC]

Chima: AN INTERN!? CAN I WEAR A MINISKIRT AND BOOKWORM GLASSES!?

Barbar: Think of me as that poor teddy bear dog thing. GET ME OUT.

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-22 21:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: NO. That is what the intern does. YOU ARE NOT THE INTERN. You are the mayor. Like, if the interns are your bitches, ten you're the pimp of the show.
NO WAY MAN! I'm not gonna touch you! What if you have... SEXY SEX SEX MCSEXSEX-FLUIDS ON YOU! sex...

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-07-22 21:28:09 +0000 UTC]

Chima: Aw come on. Man, I dun even PLAY this mayor mumbo juju 'cause all I really do is where a hat and spew little white lies to the common peeps. Oh wait - scratch that, I'm the pimpin' mayor in the hat with the interns, yo. Let's just hope the interns ain't Dolls 'cause I'm at loss of girly servants.

Barbara: I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE! I SWEAR!

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-22 21:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Me: Or dolls in another sense. Trannies. 0.o I'll find you some interns. But I'm the brothel-mama. I keep them hookers IN LINE. If they screw up, I'm gonna get 'em pregnant and end their social lifes.

NO. I dont take bribes. I'm a germophobe. Take a bath in Purell and I MIGHT change my mind.

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Steph-Sama [2010-07-17 23:47:14 +0000 UTC]

That Lochness monster is pretty... XD
The flag of pure lazy awesome 8D
Also the sun has EYES!
Great picture, made me laugh.

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KimRenYa [2010-07-17 21:53:29 +0000 UTC]

ghetto-tastic Lochness Monster= ~ i must steals ze Lochness's hat! (and chimas ) but when your with the greatest combination ( which is a chima/ and alchohol ) this is the koolest brithday gift ever! the person you drew it for is gonna freaking this ITS AN EPIC WIN .... lol i wuvs the sun

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Wistful-Night [2010-07-17 21:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Two eyes!

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schizofreek [2010-07-17 21:35:40 +0000 UTC]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE IIIIIT!!!!

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Krissalina [2010-07-17 21:05:14 +0000 UTC]

The expressions are PRICELESS.
Actually, know they're not. I'll give you a MILLION dollars for those expressions! xD

It's so beautiful~

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xXAkatsukiDragonXx [2010-07-17 20:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Damn, are they taking over the world?

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RandomFigures [2010-07-17 20:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, that flag is freaking awesome

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nerdsman567 [2010-07-17 20:02:58 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME!!! I'm really diggin' the seamonster

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haileie96 [2010-07-17 19:40:17 +0000 UTC]

lol whut.

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Halloweennut [2010-07-17 19:06:57 +0000 UTC]

ah, alcohol and chima....the best combination ever.

this pic is awesome....*keeps looking at chima's hat* i'm tempted to steal ze hat though....

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Byhuldra [2010-07-17 18:58:58 +0000 UTC]

LMAO, genius.

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togpie222 [2010-07-17 18:16:11 +0000 UTC]

drunk Chima, YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I want some!

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CountANDRA In reply to togpie222 [2010-07-17 18:26:33 +0000 UTC]

You want some drunk Chima or want some rum?

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togpie222 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 18:47:29 +0000 UTC]

whatever he's drinking

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Kocoa [2010-07-17 18:12:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL awesome <3 This is great.
I love making birthday presents.

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frisca-freak [2010-07-17 18:06:40 +0000 UTC]

There are so many awesome things in this drawing that I don't even know where to begin.

I mean, the half-assed flag, a drunk Chima, the lochness... and.. there's the Kool-aid sun again! D8

fff.. XD

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OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:04:32 +0000 UTC]

That Ghetto-tastic Lochness monster wins at existing. I love him.
Is Chima holding a Maltov Cocktail?!

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:12:15 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love bitter legendary monsters.
I don't know. IS HE!? *insert dramatic prairie dog music here*

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 18:16:32 +0000 UTC]

They're so full of hate. xD
It's gonna explode in his hand. >.>

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:26:07 +0000 UTC]

The whining jerks! >D
Oh god, and the poor bastard has no idea! XD

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 18:27:51 +0000 UTC]

They need to get over it. xP
It's gonna huuu~uuurt!

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:38:16 +0000 UTC]

They should at least be happy that their names are published and known. XD
Let's just hope he's wasted enough to withstand the pain. ^^

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 18:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Ungrateful, that's what they are!
RIP Chima'a hand. He's gonna have a looot of lonely nights, now.

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Such whining celebrities, they are!
WOW, dude, WOW. XD Chima is going to suffer abandonment issues thanks to his little mistake. XD

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 18:58:09 +0000 UTC]

We should steal all their money.
I had to. xD As if he didn't already have enough problems.

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 19:07:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh hell yes. Run the legendary jerks bankrupt. They;ll never forgive us but GOD it would so be worth it. XD
Congratulations, you have succeeded in adding an extra problem to his deadly life.

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-17 19:35:13 +0000 UTC]

I would pay to see a hobo chupacabra.
I did nothing. He should know better than to play with exploding beer bottles.

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OldKeys In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-17 18:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Pfff, OHGOD. I just noticed the sun. xD

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