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Ellie: Hey there, bestie! Ready to look at my feet again while I read my book here at the beach again for 5 hours?

Me: (nods)

Ellie: Yeah, I know you are. Let me just take my sandals off, real quick. (sits comfortably on her lounge chair and puts her feet close to your face and starts playfully wiggling her toes, chuckling) Feet, feet, feet, feety-feety-feet, feet, feet, feet, (boops your nose.) feet. Feety-feety-feet, feet, feety-feet, feet, (boops your nose again.) feet. (chuckles) Isn’t that your favorite?

Me: (nods)

Ellie: Alright, here, I’ll do it one more time, just for you. Feet, feet, feety-feety-feet-feet, feet, feet, feety-feet, feet (boops your nose.) feet. (laughs) Okay, ready for my next book? Trust me, this book is right up our alley. You and I are both treasure-hunting junkies, right?

Me: Oh, hell yeah.

Ellie: Okay, here’s my copy of the book that’s based off of the video game “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune”. You ready?

Me: Yes.

Ellie: Okay, get closer to my feet so you can look at them, and here, let me rub them slowly and gently on your face while I read it to you. You okay with that?

Me: Yes.

Ellie: Okay. (rubs her feet on your face.) Yeah, there you go. I love that you love my feet. You should feel this lucky, if you love girls cute feet, I’m your girl. (chuckles) Here we go….. (puts her feet closer to your face and starts reading.) “Chapter One: Sir Francis Drake’s Coffin”

Elena Fisher and Nathan Drake are on the boat off the coast of Panema where they discovered the coffin of Legendary explorer Sir Francis Drake, buried at sea 400 years ago. Then we see Nathan use his crowbar and starts cracking open the coffin.

“Are you sure you want to be defiling your ancestors remains like that?” She asked Nathan, nervously.

“You make it sound so dirty”, Nathan replied, with a handsome smirk. “Besides, I thought you didn’t believe me,” he added, casually.

“Well, I did do my research, and apparently Francis Drake didn’t have any children,” said Elena, to Nathan Drake’s amusement.

“Well, history can be wrong, you know,” he said, confidently. To which he added “For example, you can’t defile an empty coffin.” And he lifts the lid of the coffin open and, to Elena’s shock, Francis Drake’s dead body is not in it!

“What the hell?!” she exclaimed.

To be continued….

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Ellie: Hey there, bestie! Ready to look at my feet again while I read my book here at the beach again for 5 hours?

Me: (nods)

Ellie: Yeah, I know you are. Let me just take my sandals off, real quick. (sits comfortably on her lounge chair and puts her feet close to your face and starts playfully wiggling her toes, chuckling) Feet, feet, feet, feety-feety-feet, feet, feet, feet, (boops your nose.) feet. Feety-feety-feet, feet, feety-feet, feet, (boops your nose again.) feet. (chuckles) Isn’t that your favorite?

Me: (nods)

Ellie: Alright, here, I’ll do it one more time, just for you. Feet, feet, feety-feety-feet-feet, feet, feet, feety-feet, feet (boops your nose.) feet. (laughs) Okay, ready for my next book? Trust me, this book is right up our alley. You and I are both treasure-hunting junkies, right?

Me: Oh, hell yeah.

Ellie: Okay, here’s my copy of the book that’s based off of the video game “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune”. You ready?

Me: Yes.

Ellie: Okay, get closer to my feet so you can look at them, and here, let me rub them slowly and gently on your face while I read it to you. You okay with that?

Me: Yes.

Ellie: Okay. (rubs her feet on your face.) Yeah, there you go. I love that you love my feet. You should feel this lucky, if you love girls cute feet, I’m your girl. (chuckles) Here we go….. (puts her feet closer to your face and starts reading.) “Chapter One: Sir Francis Drake’s Coffin”

Elena Fisher and Nathan Drake are on the boat off the coast of Panema where they discovered the coffin of Legendary explorer Sir Francis Drake, buried at sea 400 years ago. Then we see Nathan use his crowbar and starts cracking open the coffin.

“Are you sure you want to be defiling your ancestors remains like that?” She asked Nathan, nervously.

“You make it sound so dirty”, Nathan replied, with a handsome smirk. “Besides, I thought you didn’t believe me,” he added, casually.

“Well, I did do my research, and apparently Francis Drake didn’t have any children,” said Elena, to Nathan Drake’s amusement.

“Well, history can be wrong, you know,” he said, confidently. To which he added “For example, you can’t defile an empty coffin.” And he lifts the lid of the coffin open and, to Elena’s shock, Francis Drake’s dead body is not in it!

“What the hell?!” she exclaimed.

To be continued….