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Published: 2020-01-10 20:44:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1861; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 0
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American Psycho is one of my favourite films and novels. But I've always wondered, whatever became of Patrick Bateman? Where would he be now? Well, wonder no longer, as old Pat has gone up in the world and is now President of the United States of America! With his stalwart First Lady Jean at his side along with his trusty Vice President Luis Carruthers President Bateman is poised to bring America into a bright future!
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His unorthodox style of leadership hasn't been without controversy. He declared Bigfoot Secretary of Defence (Mr Bateman was impressed by his articulate and charming appearance of the Patty Winters Show) and jokingly called Chancellor Angela Merkel a, 'F**** nasty **** **** ******* *******, I'm going to splash around in her blood, that **** ******** **** **** old *****!' But while some sad sacks took the president's little jab completely out of context we trust in his judgment and wisdom to do the right thing both for America and the world!
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Hello and as you may have figured on one hand this goes through but at the same time I would like to repay you the wonderfull comment you have given me and at the same time applaud you for this awesome piece. Not only it is Patrick Bateman, one of my all time favourite bizzare killers from pop culture horror but it opens this weird possibility of an alternate universe where he would become president. When you think about it, it really is not that far fetched, thus why I like it. He has the Money, the reputation, inteligence and charizma so why not?Β Now to the artistic portion of the piece. So the color contrast of almost hellish warm colours on Patrick, even more insinuated by the amazing grin he has and the holding of the nuke button. And behind him in the shadows and cold pasive colours are all those who are unable, don't want to,Β or don't have enough courage to opose him or stop him. Such a briliantly structured scene and I don't know, and it really does not matter but the fact that the american flag is overshadowed by the sheer presence of Patrick makes this Picture that much better 
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Thanks! I was inspired by Bateman's ending monologue, 'I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.' It certainly sounds like he's ready to escalate his cruelty, and getting his hands on the world's most powerful military, along with its tanks, drones and nukes would be a logical step in that direction. Making Luis his VP was a natural choice as I figure Bateman would want a patsy he could easily manipulate (Although he'd quickly grow to detest the endless meetings, press calls and hearings they'd have to spend together). In the book he suspects one day he'll end up married to Jean, and unfortunately for the poor woman his prophecy came true. As for Bigfoot, that bit's straight out of the novel, along with a talking cheerio and a park bench that stalks him around the city.Β
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Oh Patrick as a commander in chief? Chilling thought. I now have to read the book, I do have it on my list of planned reading material, but now I am moving it further up, so thanks for that
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